Disclaimer - I don't own either Ranma1/2, nor do I own Naruto (not so 1/2). I do however wish I owned them both, then I wouldn't be stuck working at this dead end job.

Sorry about double posting the story guys,... I totally forgot to run spell-check lol. Then I screwed up a couple phrases where Anko would call Ranma, Ra-chan, instead of Ranma-sama like she took a custom too. But here is the final copy.

Dumbledork - """Hmm... no idea why you'd choose Kiba to leave with the others but he'll probably be able to cause a lot of chaos. Oh is Akamaru (his dog) there too?"""

Response - There's a good reason for that,... mainly because I sorta liked Kiba in terms of personality. That an Shampoo's cursed form is a cat, he's a dog snicker. P-chan is a pig, and they smell fantastic i'm sure lol.

FalseExact - """A little bit short but this chapter seems more like an interlude (to me at least) so the length doesn't bother me, so is there going to be pairings among the NWC once he returns? or are they still going to be out to kill/marry him?"""

Response - I apologize about the shortness of the chapter, but I'm surprised I managed to churn it out, what with the lack of time recently lol. As for pairings, I'm tempted to have Naruto/Nabiki, Kiba/Kasumi. The N&N combination will probably be started by Naruto saving Nabiki from a yakuza attack (cliche, I know). I'm still trying to think of a way to set Kiba and Kasumi up, but as you will see, Kiba likes her..

I haven't quite figured out how I will get the amazons out of the running, but I am sure you can imagine them trying to use their philosophy "obstacles are for killing" against Tsunade, or Anko evil grin. So the amazons wont show up for a chapter or three still.

Jonahkensu - """... Yeah... Well, I'd like to see Naruto become Hokage now..."""

Response - Who's to say that there wont be a new Konoha in modern times? lol. Idea still floating, not set in cement.

Judah - """I'm not able to enjoy the fight scenes since you keep messing up on the ranking and effects of jutsu. (Grand fireball is not a jounin technique.)"""

Response - I'll tell you right now, I suck at fighting scenes in the first place. Let alone the Jutsu rankings. As for the techniques, you have www (dot) narutohq (dot) com to blame for them. I used those 'til now, which will now be in English, and unique.

ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!

------------------------- The Terrible Trio ------------------------

Ranma groaned as light filtered through his closed eyes. He sat up slowly and shook the cobwebs out of his head, before opening his eyes. Shock would be the best way to describe what he was feeling right now. Around them was a large amount of people, each dressed in their work clothes, with looks of shock on their faces, seeing as five people just appeared out of midair. Getting to his feet and stretching, causing loud cracks to sound out, making the crowd shiver. Without a second thought, Ranma leaned down next to Anko and Tsunade, calmly caressing their cheeks before whispering "Ank-chan, Tsuna-chan. Wake up, there's something wrong." He then stood up and stepped over Tsunade to where Naruto and Kiba was laying, with Akamaru curled up in Kiba's jacket. Smirking at the sight for a second, Ranma just kicked their feet "Hey kids, wake up! If you don't' get up in a second, there's going to be a fireball in your pants"

Naruto's eyes flew open as he quickly scrambled to his feet, fear evident on his face as he thought of both the fireball, and noticed the amount of people staring at them "W-What the hell happened?!?" His mouth then dropped as he noticed tall buildings surrounding them on all sides "What the hell is this place!"

Ranma just chuckled as he watched his friends get to their feet slowly, before turning to the crowd "Excuse me, can someone tell me what town this is?"

A young woman, around the age of thirteen stepped forward, and giggled at their ruffled appearance "This is Nerima nee-chan."

Giving the young girl a warm smile, but frowning internally when he heard the town name, and when the mother pulled her daughter back "Thank you very much for the help little lady" Knowing she was happy with the response, what with the wide grin on her face, Ranma turned around and grinned at the group "Well,... Welcome to my home"

Tsunade cracked her back gingerly, causing most men to stare at her chest in amazement, before she frowned "So,... we're in another dimension?"

Anko took this time to crack her back as well, giving a few men nosebleeds as he chest protruded against the net shirt "This is your hometown Ranma-sama?"

Looking about him in slight confusion, but nodding all the same, Ranma stepped forward "Now that I know where we are,... can someone point me to the location of the Tendo dojo?"

A beautiful woman stepped forward, wearing an apron over her blouse, and hid behind her chestnut hair "Umm,... I can take you there"

Looking toward the woman, Ranma's eyes went wide and his mouth fell open "Oh my god,... you've gotten quite beautiful,... Kasumi-chan"

The one called Kasumi shivered when Ranma spoke her name, but blushed all the same, while trying to ignore the glares from Anko and Tsunade "U-Um,... do I know you?"

Tilting his head to the side, but looking himself over in a nearby store front window, Ranma gave a chaste grin "I guess I have changed,... It's me, Ranma!"

Kasumi's eyes flew wide open and she found herself running toward him, and wrapping her arms around him "Oh my god Ranma-kun! I thought you were gone forever!"

Feeling her hot tears splashing onto his shoulder, Ranma blinked, before looking at Anko and Tsunade's shocked looks as well "Kasumi-chan,... what's wrong,... how long was I gone?"

Feeling a bit stupid for rushing into his arms, Kasumi choked back a sob and gave him her patented warm smile before stating "Not long at all, that is why I was so shocked. It's only been nine months since you left"

Tsunade and Anko, who knew of Ranma's time limit, gawked, as Ranma said "Only,... nine months?" Seeing her nod, amusement twinkling in her eyes, Ranma frowned "Damn it,... I spent a little less than four years in that dimension, but only a nine months?"

Frowning at being left out, Naruto walked forward and grinned at Kasumi "Hi!" She blinked before looking between Ranma and Naruto, the amusement getting more focused "My name's Naruto Uzumaki"

Smiling warmly at Naruto, Kasumi bowed her head slightly "Good evening Naruto-kun. My name is Kasumi Tendo."

Kiba watched her subtle movements with a slight amount of awe, and blushed at her beautiful smile "A-Ano,... my name is,.. K-Kiba" Akamaru looked up at his master and frowned, as if saying 'What the fu-'

Anko, meanwhile, was giggling all the while at seeing Kiba's blush -So little Kiba is in lust huh. I wonder if Ranma would mind letting him have her- seeing the look of protectiveness in Ranma's eyes, as he narrowed them in Kiba's direction, Anko rethought her strategy "Ranma-sama, aren't you going to introduce your girlfriends to her?"

Ranma let out a small blanch as Kasumi's head whipped around to stare at him, her eyes void of emotion -Shit,... Ank-chan, you had to open your mouth didn't you-

Seeing him frown, Tsunade stepped forward and wrapped her arms around Ranma's form, pulling him protectively against her assets "It's okay Ra-chan, you don't have to tell anyone you don't want to. We know you love us, and you know we love you. That's good enough for me"

About to say something, but quickly shutting her mouth due to Tsunade's glare, Anko sighed "Come on Ranma-sama, you know I was just trying to play around. Please don't be mad with me" She quickly wrapped herself lewdly around Ranma's neck, kissing him passionately on the lips.

Feeling his lunch about to come up, Naruto gagged "Get a room you three" Seeing the smiles on Anko and Tsunade's lips, Naruto frowned "I WAS JUST KIDDING!" Looking around and seeing everyone's eyes on him, he blushed bright red -What is this creepy feeling?-

Sensing his discomfort, Ranma laughed and placed his arms around Anko and Tsunade's waists and pulled them closer "Maybe we should" Instantly all eyes were off Naruto and locked onto his own, shocked at the brazen attitude that Ranma was showing. Seeing Naruto calm down a bit, Ranma just gave a grim smile "Nah, maybe later" Seeing their disappointed looks, Ranma chuckled before turning back toward Kasumi "Well Kasumi,... as you can see, these two beautiful women are my girlfriends, and quite possibly more."

Smiling a bit more genuinely now, Kasumi nodded her head at his choice "I see you finally chose, huh little brother"

Blinking at the change in her demeanor, Ranma allowed the girls to kiss his cheeks, as they were both really happy at the moment "That I did,... and I will never regret this decision. Besides, I'm older than you now, so what do you have to say to that, little sister."

Leaning against him gently, Kasumi kissed his cheek and gingerly ruffled his hair "You will always be my little brother, nothing will change that. Come on, I'm sure your mother will be thrilled at your choice" she gained a small glimmer in her eyes, that Ranma vaguely remembered from his time living with her "Especially given the chances of having grandchildren now."

Smacking his head carefully, without moving the blushing Anko or Tsunade from his sides, Ranma groaned "I forgot about your wicked sense of humor Kasumi-chan. I also forgot about Kaa-chan." He glanced at Anko through the corner of his eyes, drinking in her appearance, causing her to blush a bit more "Before we go home, I guess we should get you two some more,... proper,... clothes"

Glancing around at all the people covered in clothing, and catching him eye Anko's body, Tsunade grumbled "But Ra-chan,... It's hard to find clothes that can keep these-" she grabbed Ranma's hand and pressed it firmly against her breast "inside without tearing the fabric."

All around them, guys fell to the ground with blood dripping from their noses, while Kiba and Naruto stared in mild horror -What the hell was she thinking!- was the common thought between them.

Walking over to Naruto, Kiba leaned in and whispered "Ever feel like your a fourth wheel in this little group?" Seeing Naruto blink at him, a lost look on his face, Kiba sighed "Never mind,... I don't know why I even bother" He walked over to where Ranma was standing, a small river of blood coming from the group around them "Yo Ranma,... what's wrong with our own clothes?"

Managing to tear his eyes from Tsunade's impressive assets, Ranma swallowed the saliva that accumulated in his mouth before chuckling nervously "Well as you can see,... they aren't exactly time friendly." He blinked for a moment before shrugging "They aren't all that bad I guess,... but Anko,... I do wish to see you in something more-"

Before he could finish his sentence, Anko leaned over and kissed him passionately, her arms wrapped around his neck "You can see me in whatever you want Ranma-sama,... now that I know you aren't going to leave us, you better damn well believe I'm going to try anything to get you into bed. Whether or not I have to bring Tsunade-sama as well."

Blushing at the rather, loud, proclamation, Ranma chuckled "I was going to say, something akin to a sun dress, or blouse. But what you said is a lot better in my eyes"

Shaking her head in dismay, Kasumi started toward her home "Well I'm leaving, if you guys are coming, you better follow"

---- Twenty minutes Later ----

Kasumi stepped forward to open the door, but paused before glancing over at Ranma "Ranma-kun,... there is something you should know before you go in..." She took a deep breath before putting on her mask of happiness, causing Ranma and the others to twitch unknowingly "Things around here have been,... weird,... with you gone. Your father hangs around all day in his panda form, while your mother just mutters about you just being manly. Akane and Nabiki took it the hardest though, and they both threw themselves into their prospective roles. Nabiki has been in the hospital twice due to her deals going wrong, and Akane has been put in jail for a week after she broke the Kuno boy's shoulder in a fit of anger" Seeing him frown, Kasumi felt herself shudder a bit before continuing "Father hasn't been the same either,... he's given into anger now, instead of his usual sadness. The amazons have left, but once news gets out about you, I'm sure you will see them again. And they will hear about you, since they have set up a small base of operations outside of Nerima, in order to train future amazons."

Swallowing the lump in his throat, Ranma felt Anko and Tsunade wrap their arms around his waist lovingly, earning them a warm smile "It's okay girls,... I knew there would be some changes. But I guess I just didn't expect them to be so much in so little time."

Laying her head against his shoulder, and closing her eyes, Anko sighed "We don't have to do this Ranma,... we can just go away and never look back. You know we're good at hiding if we want to hide."

Giving a sigh, Ranma just nodded his head and motioned Kasumi to open the door, which she did, allowing the chaos inside to leak out "AKANE TENDO, PREPARE TO DIE!"

To be continued...

AN - Heh,... such a bastard is I,...