Disclaimer - I don't own either Ranma1/2, nor do I own Naruto (not so 1/2). I do however wish I owned them both, then I wouldn't be stuck working at this dead end job.

False Exact - I agree that the chapters are short,... but I prefer releasing some when I actually get a chance to write. I haven't had that much time lately, what with the U of M (university of Michigan) graduation going on in my town, forces me to actually WORK. I know,... SHOCKER lol. So when I do manage to write something, I tend to release it for the eyes of the public. I'm hoping to continue writing this to the end, seeing as I do so love Anko and Tsunade. Two of the five hotties in Naruto. Here is my order of hotness lol.

1) Anko
2) Tsunade
3) Temari
4) TenTen
5) Ayame (Ichiraku's ramen girl)

Keichan2 - Heh I was hoping that would grab some people. Besides,... I think you will be pleasantly surprised

Amenita Virosa ;

NO!
Darn ye to HEL.whate, no, i dont want you at my place my little brother would eather A: torcher you to death or B: my cousins would pester you to the point that you would kill yourself.
update VERY SOON!

Response - uhh,... not to sound weird or nothin... but WHAT?! LOL. Here's another chappy for ya then :P don't expect this kinda service often :P

Talon Phoenix - Ya think they would learn,... but,... they never will. I know this, I write it :P lol.

I said it in the end, and I will say it here. This was a one time two timing update. I JUST wrote this after I uploaded the other chapter into I felt the need to write some more (as I have the afternoon off) and actually wanted to, just don't expect it often.

ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!

------------------------- The Terrible Trio ------------------------

Ranma couldn't help it. His eyes were wet with unshed tears as his laughter finally came to an end, the view inside the house barely hidden by Kasumi's own laughing body. Inside was the form of Ryouga Hibiki, currently running from a enraged Akane Tendo. Her weapon of choice? A very weird one in Ranma's eyes, but a weapon was a weapon none the less. So, wielding her corn on the cob of justice, Akane reared back and slammed it into Ryouga's head, causing him to trip over his feet and fall onto the ground. Panting in frustration, Akane let the corn cob drop to the ground and growled out "How many times do I have to tell you Ryouga! STOP APPEARING BEHIND ME AND SCREAMING FOR ME TO DIE!"

Rubbing the sore spot on his head, Ryouga frowned "But Akane! You said for me to keep you on your toes!"

Screaming in rage Akane brought her arm back, and attempted to punch Ryouga, screaming "RYOUGA!!!!!!"

Sighing a bit at the scene, Ranma removed his arms from around his loves, which gave twin frowns at the action, and hiraishin'd next to Akane, grabbing her hand "Do you think that's such a good idea?"

Seeing the offender who stopped her punch, Akane growled out "What are you doing in my house you pervert!" But try as she might, Akane couldn't tear her arm free of the man's grip "W-What do you want!"

Letting go of her arm and watching her fall to the ground, Ranma gave a roguish grin "So glad you remember me 'Kane" Seeing a frown of intense concentration on her face, Ranma started to laugh "Is it so hard to remember my-" He ran his hand through his silky hair before smirking "gorgeous self"

Stifling a laugh at Ranma's antics, Both Anko and Tsunade pretended to place the back of their hand's against their forehead "Oh! Ranma-sama!" before falling into the arms of a smirking Kiba and Naruto.

Waving his arm toward the two fainted women, Ranma reacted as though he was stricken "Oh, but my gorgeousness has such a downfall!" He worked his way next to the two beautiful women, and ran his hand through their hair enjoying making them shiver "Blessed with such looks, women swoon before me, and men growl from around me! But fear not!" He leaned forward and planted a quick, but love filled kiss on each of the girls lips before standing, looking down at their blushing faces "A kiss is all that is needed to bring them back to the land of me!"

Trying, unsuccessfully, to hide a smile behind her hand, Kasumi shook her head "Mwa,... Ranma-kun you shouldn't play around so much." Seeing Akane's look of pure surprise, Kasumi continued "Even if it the funniest thing I've seen since you left"

Grinning as he helped Anko and Tsunade to their feet, Ranma wrapped his arms around their waists again, enjoying their blushing features from a closer view point "Well, it's my job to bring happiness into such beautiful vessels such as yourself!" He felt Anko and Tsunade's arms wrap around him, and grinned "But that aside,... how's it hangin'?"

Deadpanning at the sudden change, Naruto stepped forward and stared at Ranma "What was that all about" Hiding his smile, He shook his head "Not that it wasn't quite a scene to see,... you know,... with someone as powerful as yourself playing such a game"

Stepping to his other side, Kiba just snorted in mild annoyance, as Akamaru flicked his tail with the snort "That was quite the show Ranma,... So,... who are these people?"

Grinning despite himself, Ranma nodded toward Akane and Ryouga "The woman is Akane Tendo, my former fiance. While the man on the ground is the reason I might go to prison for murder"

Going wide eyed at the declaration, Ryouga jumped to his feet and glared balefully at Ranma "W-What do you mean! I never killed anyone!"

Snaking his arms from around the women, Ranma sneered at Ryouga "You don't seem to understand,... P-chan. The reason I would be going to prison for murder is,... because you will be dead within the hour." Ranma sent a killing intent so deadly that Ryouga felt himself fall to the ground, his eyes wide as he saw Ranma's fist pass through his chest "Maybe"

Placing his hands on the ground, and staring at the ground, Ryouga found himself having trouble breathing -W-What the hell was that! I thought I just died!- he looked up, anger in his eyes as Ranma calmly stared back, the traces of Killing intent long gone from his face "W-What did you do to me?!?"

Finding her place by Ranma's side again, Tsunade frowned at him "My future husband only sent a small amount of killing intent toward you. If you fell from just that little, then you would really die if he were serious" Wrapping her arms around Ranma, pressing her assets against him causing Ryouga to blush as he saw this, Tsunade grinned "I don't know the story between you two, but for Ranma to be partially serious from the beginning, you must've really fucked up"

Grinning despite herself, Anko pressed herself against Ranma's free side, and placed his arm around her shoulders, all the while fingering a kunai "And if you are who I think you are, then I will be more than happy to get rid of you" Seeing Ranma smile at her, Anko allowed a blush to grace her beautiful face "Ranma-sama's enemies, are my own"

Both Naruto and Kiba looked at each other, before Naruto stepped forward "Ano-sa, ano-sa! I don't really know what's going on here, but if you try and hurt Tsunade-obaasan, I'll be forced to stop you"

Snorting in mild annoyance, Kiba found himself next to Kasumi, Akamaru staring at him with a disbelieving look "You guys have fun, I'll make sure nothing bad happens to Kasumi-chan"

Raising his eyebrows, Ranma chuckled a bit "Kasumi-chan now is it,..." Seeing him blush, and Akane about to attack, Ranma turned toward her "Don't even think about it,... I will tell you right now. These two boys could destroy you." He then gave a pointed glare toward Ryouga "And kill you"

Coming around the corner at all the noise, Nabiki frowned "Kasumi-neechan,... what are all these strangers doing here?" She shivered almost unconsciously at the dangerous feeling in the air "They aren't-"

Shaking her head, and making her way toward Nabiki, Kasumi smiled warmly "Don't worry little sister, Ranma and his friends have returned and were just greeting Akane and Ryouga" She smiled when she noticed Ranma mouth a small thank you toward her "Come now sister dearest, maybe you can help me with dinner"

Forgetting all about Ranma and his hussies, Akane smiled warmly at her sister "You mean it Nee-chan?!"

Turning toward her, a blank look on her face before it was replaced with a smile, she shook her head "I was talking to Nabiki-chan Akane. You have friends here, and I wouldn't dream of taking you from them."

Glaring at the back of her sister, before turning toward Ranma, she growled "What do you and your hussies want? Back to cause more dishonor to our families?!"

Ranma had to forcibly hold Anko and Tsunade against him after he felt them tense, knowing they were about to attack "Akane,... I would think twice before you belittle me. These two women are the most powerful women where they come from" He grinned as he felt them calm down, before adding "Besides, it's hard to dishonor something that has no honor in the first place"

Ryouga opened his mouth, before snapping it shut and standing up, anger on his face "Ranma Saotome! PREPARE TO DIE!" He attempted to lunge at Ranma, only to blink as he was no longer that "W-What the fu-"

Slamming a fist into Ryouga's gut, Ranma glared down at the boy before snorting in disdain "Ryouga,... shut the hell up" Allowing him to fall to his knee's, pain evident on his face as he fought to regain his breath, Ranma smirked "I haven't forgotten that you were the cause of all this" He grinned at the women in his life before frowning "So I wont kill you. Because I found some people who accept me,... not always trying to kill me"

Naruto frowned for a moment before shaking his head, tears in his eyes -I didn't realize that Ranma had it like I did- he grinned a bit as he wiped his eyes onto his orange jump suit, before stepping forward, barely realizing Tsunade's warm smile on him "Believe it! If you threaten Ranma-neechan again, you'll have to deal with me!" He pressed his fingers into a T formation before crying out "Tajuu Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!" All around them puffed out in smoke, and as it cleared, thirty Naruto clones stood in read stances "And I wont make it easy on you!"

Giving a wide grin at the acceptance in Naruto's voice, Ranma stepped to the side and waved toward Ryouga "Go for it Naruto,... but you'll find that he wont be much of a challenge. I remember your spar with Kiba a while back,... he is nowhere near that level."

Growling despite himself, Ryouga forced himself to his feet and glared hatefully at Ranma "DONT LOOK DOWN ON ME!" he charged toward Ranma's back, only to go wide eyed as a Naruto clone appeared below him, shoving it's foot into Ryouga's face. Watching Ryouga almost hit the ceiling, the Naruto clones dashed forward as they all pummeled him, with multiple shouts of "Naruto Punching Game!" Before he could reach Ryouga however, his clones all burst out of existence, as Ryouga stood there with his umbrella unfolded.

Narrowing his eyes at the umbrella, Ranma placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder "Call them back Naruto,... it seems as though the pig headed bastard has been training" seeing a nod from Naruto, and multiple puffs of smoke as his clones disappeared, Ranma stepped forward, mentally acknowledging the smiles from Anko and Tsunade "So P-chan,... learned a few new tricks did we?"

Moving from where he was standing, Kiba made his way to Anko and Tsunade, a frown on his face "Tsunade-sama,... "

Nodding her head a bit, as her hands were gripping each other tightly, a worried frown on her face "Yes,... that was the Ki thing that Ranma showed us"

Frowning a bit, Anko watched intently as Ranma made his way toward Ryouga's prone form "He'll be okay,... right?"

Giving a grin despite herself, Tsunade allowed a small smile to play across her lips "Of course! The husband of the Hokage has to be strong!"

Smiling widely at the loud declaration, Ranma cracked his knuckles as he stepped toward Ryouga "You heard her P-chan,... Sorry to say that you don't have a chance in hell!"

Placing the umbrella against his shoulder, Ryouga gripped the bottom like a sword, and sneered "Don't think I've just sat around twiddling my damn thumbs while you were gone Ranma! I've grown more powerful than you!" With that, he swung the umbrella down with all his might, grinning as it neared Ranma's head.

Sighing deeply, Ranma looked deep into Ryouga's eyes and frowned, and seconds before the weapon hit, he smirked "Hiraishin!" before disappearing all together. Unable to stop his attack, Ryouga's umbrella slammed into the ground, going straight through the floor boards and deep into the ground. Smirking from behind him, Ranma leaned forward and whispered into Ryouga's ear, causing him to tense up "Don't take me so lightly. You need a shitload more speed to be able to catch up to me!" He grinned as Ryouga swung backwards with his weapon, only to meet air with the call of "Hiraishin!" once more. Standing next to Akane now, he chuckled, causing her to jump "Didn't the pig headed bastard train at all while I was gone? He's slower than ever. Sure he's a bit stronger, but that's because of the metal in the umbrella. That's why his downward swing was so powerful"

Growling at him, Akane grabbed Ranma's shirt tightly before shaking him violently "Don't make fun of Ryouga you bastard! He is trying so damn hard to catch up to you! Don't make light of his attempts!"

Snarling in rage, Ranma reached up and was about to break Akane's wrists, when an umbrella impacted with his head, causing him to skid across the ground "Pay attention to the fight you coward!"

As the dust cleared, Ranma stood up, his eyes covered by his raven colored bangs, a frown on his face "I see,... So you trained just to beat me. So I shouldn't take you lightly" His head snapped up as rage appeared on his face "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT I WENT THROUGH! YET YOU SIT HERE DAY AFTER DAY TRAINING TO BEAT ME, WHEN IT WAS YOUR FUCKING FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

Flinching at the accusing stares he got from all the women, Ryouga growled out as he charged Ranma "DIE RANMA!"

Power flickered across Ranma as he made a few hand signals, his aura erupting around him, and with a cry of "Katon: Hosenka no Jutsu" Ranma brought the final seal to his lips and blew hard, causing balls of pure fire to erupt from the seal.

Going wide eyed at the display of power, Ryouga barely managed to open his umbrella in time to block the attack, all the while thinking -When did he learn Saffron's moves!- fear was now a factor in Ryouga's mind as he felt the power radiating from the pig tailed boy, as well as the memory of when he slew Saffron in his mind -He's not playing around!- his depression reached it's peak as he realized just how far he truly was from reaching his rival's level. With a scream of anguish, Ryouga thrust out his hands screaming "Shi Shi Hokodan!"(1) as a ball of green and black made it's way toward Ranma.

Sneering at the move, and mentally laughing as he calculated the power behind it, Ranma screamed out "YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT P-CHAN! RAIKIRI!" with a roar of power, Ranma charged toward the ball of energy, lightning crackling across his outstretched hand. The instant the two met, there was a loud crack as the ball split into two pieces, destroying the wall behind Ranma, leaving his attack uncontested. Pulling back as he reached Ryouga, Ranma slammed the lightning laced attack into Ryouga's shoulder, tearing it open as his hand passed through his body.

To be Continued!

AN - Yes I know these are short,... but I was in a mood to write and fell out of it as I reached the end. Sorry if it ended quickly. Next chapter - Ranma spills his secret to his supposed family. With they accept change, or will they try to force the slayer of Saffron into a unwanted marriage. As if you don't know!