Fishy Warfare
Chapter 3
"Hena, because we need to get to Hyrule Castle Town quickly, we need to use modern transport methods!" Link said.
"Like a super fast car?" Hena asked.
"No, we'll use Iza!" Link said.
"I say we just use the horse," Hena said.
"Don't you understand? Iza is a horse," Link said.
"WTF!?" Hena said, looking at Link weirdly.
"Neigh!" Iza said, walking on all fours.
Link and Hena hopped onto Iza's back, and off they sped to Hyrule Town.
5 hours later…
"Neigh neigh!" Iza said, trying to bite at a carrot Link was holding.
Suddenly, Epona trotted out of nowhere, and looked at Iza strangely.
"Hey, Epona, because Iza took your place, you can take hers!" Link said.
Epona stared at Link.
"Can't you talk?" Link asked.
Epona bit Hena's leg.
"OW!" Hena screamed.
"See? Epona's acting like your sister already!" Link said.
"Iza doesn't bite me," Hena said, staring blankly at Link.
"Well, because I haven't bothered to get anybody to fix any bridges, we will have to go to Faron Woods!" Link said.
"Can't we just ride through Hyrule Field instead?" Hena asked.
Link ignored Hena, and rode into Faron Woods, only to get to Coro's house.
"Hey, would you like some soup?" Coro asked.
"Ew! You have an afro!" Hena said.
"I have an afro too!" Iza said, standing up, gasping and hyper ventilating.
"I have a pet bird with an afro!" Coro said, smiling.
Hena shrieked, and ran into the thick overgrowth.
"Relax, Hena! Here, have some soup!" Link said, pulling Hena out of the bushes.
"It's my special recipe!" Coro said.
"I want it first!" Iza said, grabbing a bottle and scooping up some soup.
She drank it.
"I feel all energised!" Iza said, grabbing some more soup.
She drank more and this time, choked to death because of the random generator used in the game to determine how the soup affects people.
"OMG! She's dead!" Hena gasped.
"No, she's just sleeping. She'll wake up soon," Link said.
Iza didn't wake up.
"Can I prod her body with a stick?" Link asked.
Hena started to hyper ventilate.
"YOU KILLED HER WITH THAT SOUP, BROTHER!" Hena screamed.
"No I didn't! My bird, Trill, will show you!" Coro said.
Trill drank the soup and died immediately.
"Um… is this a good time to run away, Link?" Coro asked.
Hena took Link's sword and started to slash at Coro, as Link played around with Purdy and Trill's dead bodies as puppets.
"How are you today? I think Coro's stupid!" Link said, moving Trill's head up and down.
"Very good! But Hena's very old! I guess her mum was ugly!" Link said again, moving Purdy's head up and down.
Link laughed maniacally.
"Hey, Hena! Purdy think's you're old!" Link said, laughing.
"Why don't we just go to Hyrule Castle Town?" Hena said, sighing.
Link took his sword back, and then called over Epona.
Link and Hena hopped on Epona, and rode all the way to Hyrule Castle Town.
To be continued…