A/N: hey peoples, Harry Potter is not and will not be mine. Thanks to InsanePirate for everything. Enjoy.
4th year:
Everything in the Gryfindor common room was happy and everybody was getting along, Remis and Sirius were playing wizards chess and Peter was curled up in the corner reading the book upside down, in dim light. Everything was great because both Lily and James were out of the common room but the Marauders knew the was going to come to an abrupt halt. "Potter, how many bloody times have I told you, no!" the fiery, redhead yelled at the obnoxious raven-haired boy as they entered the common room.
"Well, there was that one time yesterday, then last wee-" the hazel-eyed boy replied.
"I didn't mean literally. Dear Merlin, Potter you're annoying," the green-eyed beauty yelled back.
"I thank thee," James stood up tall and proud. "It's not something to be proud about," Lily scuffed out in disbelief. "If I stop being obnoxious, will you go out with me?" James asked timidly, at this the common room stop in astonishment, because everybody knew that he could not stop being annoying.
"What are the chances of that happening?" Lily rolled her eyes and put her weight on one leg and crossed her arms.
"Slim to none," Remis cut in.
"Thank you, Remis," Lily threw her hands up, "Potter, read my lips, I will never go out with you. Did you read my lips?■"Lily explained to James but he didn't answer just stared at her. She turned toward the dormitories.
"Yes, but I wanted to kiss them,"James replied.
Lily turned her head to look at James, he smiled and shrugged, she turned her head back to the stairs and shuddered.
As the years went by, James Potter got shot down times by Lily Evens then he asked.