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'Piss off Snape'
'Charming'
TO UNDERSTAND
Chapter 8: Notions in Potions
Do you have any idea how to skin a 'Blarthanger'…?
Yours confusedly,
Ginny
Nope. I never did it in 6th year. This is one thing that's new.
Yours apologetically
Harry
My 'Blarthanger' has just exploded. Shit.
Yours disgustedly
Ginny
I offer my deepest commiserations for the demise of your 'Blarthanger'.
May I advise a short series of counselling sessions to recover from your loss?
Yours sympathetically
Harry.
Ha de bloody ha.
Yours sarcastically
Ginny
Oh shit. Mines just decided to explode too.
Yours, also disgustedly
Harry
I offer my deepest commiserations for the demise of your 'Blarthanger'.
May I advise that you use this opportunity to place said 'Blarthanger' on Snape's head?
Yours scheming-ly
Ginny
Am appalled at your suggestion and shall of course be putting said 'Blarthanger' in Snape's bed…Not on said persons head.
Yours correctively
Harry
Even better
Yours agreeably
Ginny
P.S. James is planning to dump my exploded dead 'Blarthanger' on your head…
So please take all necessary precautions against said plan…
Ah.
Yours gratefully
Harry
So…Are you taking in anything that Slughorn is taking about?
Yours curiously
Ginny
Of course I am.
Yours indignantly
Harry
coughbull shitcough
Yours sceptically
Ginny
Please may you cease your correspondence with my potions partner as I am sick of passing him these stupid notes. I am a person, not a sodding owl.
Yours Irately
The Half-Blood Prince
Piss off Snape.
Yours unconcernedly
Ginny
Charmed
Yours cynically
The Gryffindor Killer
P.S. The Half-Blood Prince
Now where were we?
Yours questionably
Harry
Are you taking in anything that Slughorn (or Snape) is saying?
Yours exasperated-ly
Ginny
No.
Yours obviously
Harry
Whoever this is, can you please stop passing my potions partner these notes as I am getting sick of passing them on.
Yours apologetically
Lily
I sincerely apologise for any loss of concentration or displeasure that me and my correspondence may have caused you. Please accept my deepest regrets and sorrows.
Yours Repentantly
Harry.
I accept your apology and am greatly pleased that you understood my reason for concern.
Yours Thankfully
Lily.
Right…Now Ginny where were we?
Yours inquisitively
Harry
When are we going to write that letter to…well you know…
Yours discreetly
Ginny
….
Yours Blankly
Harry
To Ron and Hermione, back home
Yours transparently
Ginny
Ah… I get it…Why didn't you just say that in that first place?
Yours Precisely
Harry
…Why do I even bother?
Yours disbelievingly
Ginny
Well do you want to write it tonight? In that place we met last night?'
Yours Imploringly
Harry
I'd prefer to write it somewhere more private Harry…Somewhere with a smooth surface…
Yours reluctantly
Ginny
How about on top of Gryffindor tower?
Yours Ponderingly
Harry
Um…NO!
Yours disturbed
Ginny
It was only a suggestion…
Yours Defensively
Harry
How about the DA room …?
Yours Suggestively
Ginny
Okay. 9 o'clock?
Harry
Okay. See you after.
Ginny
Bye,
Harry
Bye
Ginny
Finally…
HBP
Piss. Off.
Yours 'I'm not going to tell you again'
Ginny
I shall gladly 'piss off' as your Gryffindor intellectual abilities are obviously no equal competition for a Slytherin of my stature…
Yours scathingly
The Half-blood Prince
Get over yourself,
Yours threateningly
Ginny
Don't Worry Gin…I'll hit him later…
Yours violently
Harry
P.S. AHHHHH!!!
What?!?
Yours slightly worried
Ginny
James Potter just dropped your dead 'Blarthanger' on my head.
Yours slimily
Harry
I apologise for interrupting what seems to be a very in-depth and constructive conversation however if you do not manage to finish this potion by the end of the lesson I will be seeing the both of you in Detention this evening.
Yours authoritively
Professor Slughorn
P.S. You'll be scrubbing dead 'Blarthanger' off desks.
P.P.S. Without magic.
Yes Sir
Yours sincerely
Harry Threston
Yes Sir
Yours sincerely
Ginny Threston
Ha ha!
Yours mockingly
HBP
You too Severus!
Yours harshly
Professor Slughorn
Yes Sir
Yours sincerely
Severus Snape.
Just a bit of non-sense :) I thought it would be fun to write and I must admit it was! I hope you enjoyed it as much as i enjoyed writing it! Normal service will be resumed in the next chapter! Sorry it's short! Though i shall post up two chapters to make up for it!
Thanks for reading
PLEASE REVIEEEEEEEEEEEW!!
Ellie :)
PS. sorry about all the lines however it would be very confusing without them :) believe me...