Terra Tiger

Crash and Fake Crash were packing up on their biggest adventure yet. Crash packed some refreshing Wumpa fruit, an extra pair of sneakers, and his motorcycle jacket (Because they were going to ride a motorcycle). Fake Crash packed his rubber ducky a dozen donuts from Tim Hortons', and a baseball helmet. As they walked out the door, Crash stared at his twin as he walked out wearing his bathing suit and goggles. "Aren't we going swimming first?" He asked, shrugging. Crash shook his head, "Change into your casual clothes…" After another ten minutes, they hit the road. Fake Crash started singing.

We going on a New Adventure

I have got no clue what it is!

Crash told me a million times

Yet I still do not know!

Yeah, we going on a new adventure

Filled with stunts from Matrix Reloaded!

I have not even seen the movie

However, I know it was probably awesome!

Six straight hours later, Crash was starting to get annoyed half-to-death because his twin had not stopped singing since they left. Fake Crash was now singing:

Yes, I ate all the donuts!

Five hours ago…

Now I do not have anything to eat!

However, I am sure that Crash will give me his Wumpa fruit

Because I am hungry again.

On the other hand, maybe my rubber ducky

Will serve as a midnight snack

Hey!

Crash turned his head to face his annoying twin, "Are you done?" He asked, "Please tell me you're done…" Fake Crash nodded, "Yeah, just about…" Crash sighed with relief. He turned back to look at the road and flinched. There was a cliff right in front of them. He could not turn in time, and the duo went tumbling down the ditch. "I believe I can fly!" Fake Crash sang. "Oh, shut up!" Crash replied furiously.

"Ha, Ha! You see Cortex. You can learn a thing or two from me." Uka Uka was floating around his caged enemies, while Cortex was in his vacation wear ready to go out the door. Uka then notices his suitcase and bathing suit. "Where do you think you're going?" Uka Uka asked with an edge of anger. Cortex looks around nervously. "Uhh…look! It's Crash and his idiotic twin!" Uka spun around, "Where, where? I don't see them!" He turns back around to see Cortex only to see that he's gone. Cortex was driving in his kart at top speeds, "Ha! Who has the last laugh now?" He then smiled and said, "To Hawaii!" Uka Uka simply shook his head and left his hostages to deal with his new Henchmen. "You eight have been selected as my new hench men!" Uka said, looking from the eight to his hostages. "It is your job to make sure these two don't make it here!" He shows them a picture of Crash with his arms crossed, grinning. Then he held up a picture of Fake Crash dancing in his underwear. The henchmen laughed hard. Even Uka Uka stared at the picture before he burst into laughter. "Can I count on you eight to defeat and destroy these two?" He asked, wiping a tear from his eye. "Sir, yes, sir!" They shouted in reply. "I've checked my surveillance cameras," said a young female voice, "They've just entered my territory." Uka Uka grinned, "Then go, destroy them, and you will be considered my best creation."

At the bottom of the pit, Crash looked around for Fake Crash. "Hey, Fake Crash?" He called in the darkness, "Where are you?" He heard his muffled cries and found his head buried in the soft sand. He walked over to his twin and gave one swift tug and Fake Crash went flying out of the sand. "Where is it?" Fake Crash cried worriedly, digging into the sand. Crash cocked his head, "Where's what?"

"You know what!"

"The donut box?"

"Nope…"

"Oh…"

"…I found it!"

Fake Crash wipes the sand off his rubber ducky and begins chewing on it like…well…a chew toy. "What, are you doing now?" Crash asked, shaking his head. "I'm trying to eat my rubber ducky for lunch." Fake Crash answered, saliva spraying from his mouth as he continued chewing his ducky. Crash grabbed the ducky from out of his mouth and put it back in his bag, shaking saliva off his hand. The two scratched their heads. "Ummm…Crash?" Fake Crash muttered quietly. Crash was thinking, "Not right now." He replied. "But…but…" Fake Crash said hopping up and down, "I have to gooooo!" Crash sighed then said, "Make it quick…" Fake Crash ran into a cave with the sign, DANGER! Giant Killer Spider. Enter at Your Own Risk! He dashed towards a bush and sighed with relief as he let it all out. As he whistled, drops of green slime splattered on his head. He cocked an eyebrow, "What was that?" He looked around the cave, then, went back to his business. This time gleaming red eyes stared at him. Fake Crash zipped up his fly and walked right into them. The twin stared at the red eyes. "Oh hello killer spider…" He muttered. His eyes snapped wide open.

Crash was playing his PSP, when he heard Fake Crash scream like a girl, running out of the cave. "GIANT KILLER SPIDER!" He hollered at the top of his lungs. Crash sighed, "Fake Crash; there is no such thing as…" A Giant black arachnid burst out of the cave, hissing. He shot webbing from his mouth trying to capture the ugly marsupial. "GIANT KILLER SPIDER!" Crash cried, "Run for your lives!" They sprinted at top speeds, before Crash stopped, "What am I doing? I have a bazooka handy!" He held the bazooka in front of the spider. "Eat Wumpa, arachnid scum!" He shouted. The spider shot out of his mouth this time, acid and melted the bazooka. Crash looked up at the arachnid, which appeared to be smiling at his petty attempt. Crash chuckled nervously and sprinted to catch up with his brother. They reached a steel door and ran for it. They dashed inside and barricaded the door. Panting, Crash looked through the keyhole. The spider was still there. He sighed with relief. Crash looked at his surroundings; it looked like a giant battle arena. "Fake Crash," He whispered. "This place reminds me of Velo's place." Fake Crash stared blankly at his brother before grinning, "You mean that sonic fast midget who hid in a robot? I remember him!"

In a dark shadowy corner, two gleaming yellow eyes were in the dark. Fake Crash gasped, "It's Chucky, the evil doll! Run for your life!" Crash slapped him, hard. "That ain't Chucky!" He whispered furiously. A young female tiger emerged from the shadows. She had long red hair, held up by the bandanna she wrapped around her head. Her gleaming blue eyes stared at the two marsupials. She wore dark green pants with a belt wrapped around because they were baggy. Her black sleeveless shirt had a symbol of Uka Uka on it, meaning she was a baddie. Fake Crash laughed, "It's a girl!" Crash frowned, "Are you sure you should be underestimating her like that?" However, Fake Crash was already walking towards her holding out his hand for a handshake.

"Hello, I'm Fake Crash!" He said cheerfully. The tiger grinned fiendishly, "Yeah, I know." She grabbed the bandicoot and tossed him over her shoulder. Fake Crash slammed into a wall. "Hot wings…" He said, dazed, before falling unconscious. The tiger then turned to Crash, "I'm Terra Tiger, one of Uka Uka's latest creations." Crash swallowed, "Err…I suppose I have to fight you now right?"