The Break-In

"Okay, here's the plan…" Crash started. He rounded up everyone he could get, N. Tropy, N. Trance, Dingodile, Ripper Roo and even Pinstripe, the dude that stole his girlfriend. "We need a distraction," At this, Crash turned his head to his twin and Ripper Roo. "You two need to distract the new guards surrounding the castle. That ought to give Terra, Tiny, Dingodile and me enough time to get into the castle. N. Tropy, N. Trance, Pinstripe, you guys need to take care of the enemies inside the castle for us, we need our strength to defeat Uka and save my family." Everyone nodded. "I like pie!" Fake Crash blurted out, "Let's go to Disneyland for pie!" Everyone shook their heads and headed for the rendezvous point.
"Is it time yet?"
"I'm sooooo anxious!"
Inside the castle, N. Brio and Nina were waiting for the biggest event in their lives…seeing the marsupials turned back into their original states. A screen said in bold letters, twenty minutes before D-evolution. "I told Cortex I'd show him what real villainy is!" Uka sneered, "And once the bandicoots are out of the picture, brother, I'm going to take care of you myself!" Coco and Crunch swallowed. Meanwhile, outside of the castle Crash and co. was getting into their positions. Fake Crash and Ripper Roo were already running towards the gate. Fake Crash leaped, and went splat against a tree. "Heh, pretty colors…" He said, dazed. After he came to, the two crazy animals went towards the gate and did their best distraction yet. Ripper Roo bounced up and down, laughing like a lunatic, spitting saliva in their faces. Fake Crash ran in tight circles, screaming, "IlikepieIlikepieIlikepieIlikepieIlikepie!" (He is saying it very fast). The guards were now officially frustrated to a new low. They started shooting at them with rifles, but they were too quick. Soon they were calling all the guards on the outside perimeter of the castle to help them get rid of them. Soon bullets were spraying everywhere. Fake Crash and Ripper Roo lead them away from the castle gate. That was Crash and the others cue. They ran into the castle at full speeds. Pinstripe went through door number one. He took out his machine gun and cried, "Say hello to my little friend!" He pulled the trigger, and bullets went flying through the room. The guards leaped through the nearby windows screaming, "Don't shoot, don't shoot!"
Next up was N. Tropy. The guards all lunged at him, he didn't even flinch. With a sweep of his giant metal stick, the guards levitated. They were all then sent through the window. "Who're you supposed to be, Invisible Woman?" Crash asked, obviously kidding around. "I'd like to be better referred to as Doctor Nefarious Tropy!" He replied. Crash shrugged and continued through the castle. Third story up and now N. Trance was ready to battle. He used his hypnotism on the guards. "You are all blue jays," He started, "When I snap my metallic fingers, you shall act, become, and be a blue jay…" He snapped his fingers, and all the guards stared at the heroes. Soon, they were flapping their arms like birds. But alas, they can't fly, so you know what happened when they jumped out the window. Crash and the others soon reached the main door. They kicked it open. Uka, Nina and Brio flinched and turned around to see Crash and his pals. "Give it up Uka!" Crash said heroically, "Give back my little sister, big brother, and my protector!" Uka laughed his villainous laugh. "You foolish marsupial," He growled, "You think it would be that easy to beat me? Feel the wrath of my D-volvo ray!" With that, he revealed his creation and pointed it at Crash. "Crash, don't get hit by that ray!" Coco cried, "You'll be turned back into an ordinary bandicoot!" Crash flinched and leaped out of the path of the laser, which was now spinning around. Lasers blasted all over the place, and Terra as well as her big brother Tiny had to find a hiding place. N. Tropy merely created a shield around N. Trance and Pinstripe.
Meanwhile, Fake Crash and Ripper Roo were running inside the castle. They closed the castle gates before the guards could get in and sighed with relief. "Where'd Crash and the others go?" Ripper Roo asked. Crash's twin gasped, "They've been teleported to another dimension, NOOOOOOOO!!!" He ran around in circles, screaming like a little girl. Ripper Roo blinked, then he screamed and ran around in circles with him. After at least an hour, they stopped. They stared blankly at the stairs. "Should we go up the stairs now?" Ripper Roo asked in confusion. Fake Crash shrugged, "I guess so…" They began walking up the stairs. After at least an hour, Ripper Roo decided to do some small talk. "Soooo…how's it going dude?" He said quietly. Fake Crash shrugged, "Alright I guess."
"You get to try that new Caramel Cappuccino donut from Tim Hortons'?"
"They have that?"
"Yeah, didn't you know?"
"Nope…"
"It's for a limited time I believe."
"I hate it when something good is for a limited time…"
"I know…I know."
After walking up the second flight of stairs, they stopped in front of the door. As soon as they opened it, there was nothing but pure chaos. Crash was dodging blasts from the D-volvo ray; Terra and Tiny were hiding under a table for protection, and Coco, Crunch and Aku Aku were watching in horror. Surprisingly, the two idiots walked through it all and reached the cage where their friends were held. They stared at the lock, which needed a password to open. "Now what would Uka Uka put in as the new password?" Fake Crash muttered. He then typed in Uka Uka pwns all! A voice then said, password accepted and the cage door opened. "I never expected to be saved by two idiots." Coco said cheerfully as she walked out of her prison. Crunch nodded in agreement. Aku Aku floated at top speeds toward his brother. "Uka Uka, this stops now!" He growled.