My thanks to Psalm 136 and Yemi Hikari for their encouragement! Disclaimer is in chapter one. Enjoy! Thank you for being patient with me!!
"Who is that gorgeous creature!?!" Legolas exclaimed. "Why that is the most beautiful elf - he's so beautiful!" Legolas twirled around, whipping his head around so that he wouldn't miss a second of his reflection. He smiled appreciatively as he ran his hands over his head, hair, shoulders, torso, then stopped with his hands bent on his waist. "Look at that golden hair - as beautiful as the sun's rays - nay, more beautiful! It's so silky soft!" He shuddered softly as with one hand, he petted his hair and with the other, stroked the reflection.
"What are you doing?!?" exclaimed Arwen as she stepped into his room. "C'mon we're going to be late for breakfast." She threw at him his boots and in a daze, he put them on. "Hurry up," she urged him as she pulled him down the hall to the family dining room.
Awaiting them, were the twins who had deemed it worthy to roll out of bed early, just to see their friend. They had spent the whole night eagerly anticipating Legolas' arrival but they were ultimately surprised and disappointed when he entered, slightly flushed, but definitely boil-less. Dazedly, Legolas sat down next to Elladan and gave a half-hearted wave to the ellon across from him.
"Legolas, are you feeling okay? You're very quiet this morning," observed Elladan a few minutes later. Legolas nodded dejectedly, wondering when he'd get to see that beautiful creature from the mirror again.
"Leave him alone, Elladan. What would you like this morning Legolas?" asked Arwen kindly. When he made no move to answer her, Arwen shrugged and grabbed him a bowl of porridge from the sidebar. Gently, she laid the bowl in front of him and sat back down into her seat. Slowly Legolas moved to pick up his spoon...and silently he began to squeal as that beautiful ellon reappeared in his spoon.
"Look at that mouth! So beautiful and plump! Just ripe for kissing, I wager. Oh how I missed you so," mumbled Legolas. He continued along these lines, murmuring endearments to his spoon.
Slowly all the conversation in the room died as the siblings stopped their breakfast to watch Legolas who seemed to be worshipping his spoon. Puzzled, they looked at each other, unsure what had befallen their friend.
"Uhhh Legolas?" Elrohir questioned.
"Hmmmm?"
"What are you doing?" Legolas never answered Elrohir, as he continued to smile at his spoon.
"Now then, I think breakfast is done. Let's go see what you learned since the last time we sparred," Elladan said hurriedly.
Forcibly, he pulled Legolas up and out of his seat, forcibly took away the spoon and the twins and the bewildered prince left to go to the training fields.
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