So that was the most important thing attended to. Harmony's mission was acomplished- Necrosis had been defeated by the power of true love, Ginny h ad been suitably punished and Harry and Mione were now deeply in love. Their hands were always touching, and Harry's emerald orbs were always lost deep in Mione's chocolate pools. In class they would often stop for a deep passionate kiss, and their classmates would gaze in awe and adoration at this beautiful cycle of love. Harmony was almost ready to go back to America. There was just one more thing.
"Hey Draco," she said to her favorite Hogwarts bishie, the platinum haired, icy-eyed, cool-demeanored Draco Malfoy. "How's it hanging?"
"My day just got a whole lot better now you're here, Harmony," he said smoothly, gazing at Harmony with his eyes like a silver bar against the snow. His lips quirked an ironic smile. Harmony giggled.
"I saw what you did in the name of true love," Draco said in a low, very serious voice. "I was watching from one of the windows of the Slytherin tower. I was so impressed. I had no idea that you could do something so courageous in the name of true love. You put your life on the line just so that Harry and Mione's true love would have a chance!"
"Why thank you Draco!" said Harmony, her pale face showing a faint blush like the sunrise on the snowflakes on a Winter Dawn. "It's very nice of you to say so."
"Harmony Butterfly Winter Dawn," Draco said, his cool grey eyes warming with rapture. "You are as beautiful as your name. Your eyes are so warm, your hair is so bright, your skin is so flawless. I think I love you, Harmony. Will you be my girlfriend?"
Harmony was momentarily struck breathless with incredulous joy. Tears of purest ice ran down her cheeks. She smiled and her face reflected all the rapture of a flower blooming through the snow on a winter's dawn. "Oh yes Draco! Come back to America with me!"
Draco's eyes lit up like a fire had been lit inside him. "I have always dreamed of living in a free democratic country! And to live there beside your side, Harmony- that would be heaven!"
The two young lovers gazed into each other's wintry eyes, then had a marvellous kiss. "We will leave tonight," Harmony said, her heart fluttering like a branch on a winter's dawn, "But first I have one last prank in store for Hogwarts. It will be a good one. It has to take place on the leaving feast, for the best effect. I only wish I could be there to see it."
And that night a blue hippogriff flew across the full moon with a handsome young man on its back. They were headed to Los Angeles. But Harmony had left a special treat in store for Hogwarts- she had mixed everyone's drinks with a sparkly blue liquid. On the bottle it said- Wild and Wacky potion. To release the inhibitions. What mischief was in store for Hogwarts?
On the night of the leaving feast the Great hall was bedecked in the colors of all four houses. The new headmistress had decided to abolish the House Cup as it was too devisive. Everyone was eating and having fun, and Harry and Mione were gazing deep and lovingly into each others' eyes as usual. The potion was just about to take it's effect... (dun dun dun)
Then Proffessor Snape and Professor Hagrdid lept onto the Teacher's Table. Snape said I have an announcement to make. "Hogwarts is now completely Weasley free!" All the students cheered to think that the red-haired abominations had finally gone. "And without further ado..." said prof snape. A disco ball descended from the celing. Wacky music started to blast from all sides of the hall. Colored lights flashed.
Snape and Hagrid ripped off their robes to reveal matching skintight gold spandex jumpsuits. They began to breakdance while singing "i love big butts and cannot lie" at the tops of their voices, belting out every word. The students joined in, jumping up on their chairs and snapping their fingers. At the end of the song Snape and Hagrid dove of the table. Hagrid grabbed McG and Snape grabbed Trelawney. All four teachers began furiously making out, rolling around the floor in their passion.
Slughorn jumped up onto the staff table and bellowed, "OH Yeah mah peeps!" before commencing an Irish jig. Vector and Sinistra jumped up beside him and began to bellydance in unison. They sang a hot beat and then Sinistra and Vector grabbed Slughorn and and they all began making out.
It was as if a spell had been cast over the hall. All of a sudden inhibitions were gone and secret passions leapt out into the open. Montague seized Luna around the waste. Lavendar glomped Proffesor Flitwick. Sprout passionately kissed Blaise Zabini. Colin tackled Angelina, Dobby made out with Winky and Susan Bones was overcome with giggles and kissed Crabbe on the cheek. Filch and Pince were salsa dancing and Goyle caught Parvati and Padma in a bear hug. Pansy threw herself on Neville, Cormac grabbed Romilda and Cho helped herself to Seamus and Dean. The air was filled with the greatest magic of all- the magic of love. Fairy dust danced and sparkled in the air.
The spirit of Albus Dumbledore flew overhead, dropping candies, gems, glitter, ribbons and teddy bears. "Love is the only true magic!" he cried. "Love one another!"
Harry and Hermione gazed into each other's eyes, more loving than ever before. How glad they were that they had met their awesome, wild, wacky American friend Harmony Butterfly Winter Dawn Hippogriff! Hogwarts would never be the same!
THE END
PS if you flamed this story and it made you mad, think how mad you're gonna be on July 21st when JKR gives the Harmonians a CANNON of their very own to fire at stupid RHr and HGshippers with!