'Kay, so this is the continuation of the last chapter...Which was the first chapter...BUT ANYWAY!
WHOOO!
And for some reason, my computer doesn't let me do astericks. Or whatever they're called.
Disclaimer: Hali does'nt own FMA in anyway.
Soooo...Anyways, on with the chapter!
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Roy Mustang was in the stall of a bathroom in the military.
Having a staring contest with the toilet. A few seconds after, Roy burst out of the bathroom, and into his office where Al was smiling sweetly. And very creepily.
"Al...Why is there a tub of lard and sixteen ketchup packets in my toilet?" Colonel Useless asked.
"Um..." Al cutely bit his finger and looked at the ceiling innocently. "Riza did it?" He said, pointing to a dark corner where mushrooms seemed to be cultivating...
"WHY ARE THERE MUSHROOMS IN MY OFFICE?!" Roy screamed, as a chibi Riza came out of the corner, with overalls, a farmers hat, and a watering pail on.
"I'm growing them, sir." She said, with a blank look on her face. "I thought they could keep you company while you worked."
Suddenly the mushrooms popped up from the ground, and attacked Roy.
"YOU NEVER LOVED USSSS!" The mushrooms screamed.
"AAAAAHHHH! NOOOO THE MUSHROOOOMSSS!" Screamed Roy, waking up from a hideous nightmare. He sighed, and thought, Phew...Just a dream... When suddenly! He felt a hand poke his shoulder.
"Baby, whats wrong? Did you have a bad dream?" Roy froze. Then slowly turned over to see Al, rather naked, and lying next to him in the bed. Roy turned back to where he was lying on his back.
"Roy, baby, you stole all the blankets again...I'm cold..." Al said, tugging at Roy's blankets.
"AAAAHHHHH!" Roy woke up at his desk, drooling on multiple sheets of paper. He sat up in his chair and sighed, glad that it was only a dream...Until...
KABLAM!!
Ed punched Roy right in the gut, screaming, "TAKE THAT, YOU EVIL MILK PRODUCING COWSSSS!" then running out into the halls, punching everybody, who just happened to be near him, in the stomach.
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Hehehehee, torturing Roy is fun.
And the Al scenes made it oh-so worthwhile...
...What? I'm an Al fangirl at heart...It hurt to write the RoyAl scene...
Anyways, 'till next chapter, SEEE YAAAS!