YES! THE NEXT CHAPTER! WHOA! man, i love that word for some reason...anyway, i'm SO bored today, so i'm updating already! WHOA! i think i'm on a sugar rush! yay! i feel like updating my profile too! i haven't felt so alive! okay, i'm lying, i have. but enough of my meaningless little life, to the next chapter!

by the way, shout out to Linnadhiel! thanks for your support! Just for that, you get Neji! Masashi Kishimoto takes Neji away. Well, i tried.

Kagome and Sango were bathing in the nearby river they had found. Sango sighed in relief. "It's nice to just relax without the boys."

Kagome nodded. "I agree."

All of a sudden, Shippo came running towards them. "Sango! Kagome!"

"What is it Shippo?" Sango said worried.

"I have something important to ask both of you." The little kitsune said in an urgent voice.

"Go ahead." Kagome responded.

"Okay," Shippo took a deep breath. "Which one of you has bigger melons?"

The two girls turned a deep shade of crimson. After a long awkward silence, Kagome spoke. "Um, what do you mean by that, Shippo?"

He looked puzzled. "Actually, I don't know. I was hoping one of you could tell me. I heard Inuyasha and Miroku talking, and then Miroku said Sango's melons were really big. Then Inuyasha said that Sango's melons might be big, but Kagome's were perkier."

"Did they really say that?" Kagome said through gritted teeth.

Shippo nodded. Sango and Kagome cracked their knuckles and went looking for Inuyasha and Miroku. Shippo watched them until they were both out of sight. Then the little kitsune smiled evilly and said to himself, "Suckers! Now I can get Kagome's candy!"

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"Kagome! I didn't do anything!" Inuyasha yelled as Kagome hit him even harder on the head.

"We're innocent!" Miroku put his hands over his head and then smiled pervertedly. "But might I say, you two look lovely in only towels."

Sango and Kagome were about to say the multiple four letter words that came to their mind when the sky turned a dark purple and a huge hole appeared.

Shippo came running towards them. "There are people following me!!!" He yelled as he jumped into Kagome's arms.

The two people that had been following Shippo, stopped in front of Inuyasha, Sango, Kagome, and Miroku. They were dressed oddly but they both had one thing in common, they were both wearing headbands with a musical note engraved on it.

"Who the hell are you bastards?" Inuyasha demanded as he took out his Tetsusaiga. But the strangers only smiled at this.

"You will all find out soon." One of them said.

"And what the hell is th-" But Inuyasha was interrupted as a huge gust of wind picked them up into a dark hole that had appeared in the sky.

A/N: so, how is it? i'm trying to type as fast as i can, because i'm making this up as i go! XD! well, better get started on the third chapter! by the way, i might have only gotten 1 review so far, but 18 hits on the story! YEAH! thanks, you guys keep me going!