Yeah...Still no reviews, and on the third chappie...
BUT LUCKLEH! I have more ideas.
Hali doesn't own Pokemon, FMA, Dr. Pepper, that funny FF flash, or Al's pants in anyway. I wish I did own all of these, though...
Oh, and slight RoyRiza in this chap.
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It was a beautiful day for Roy Mustang, and Riza Hawkeye...It was their day off from the military, and Roy had asked Riza out to a picnic lunch...
They sat on a big green hillside, eating sammiches and drinking soda. The birds chirped, and everything was quiet...
WHEN SUDDENLY.
"REEEEDDDDAAAAAWWWWNNNN!" Ed shouted, interrupting their picnic from the top of a giant mudkip. Al came over, riding on his mudkip. "REEDDAAAWWNN! AND GO ARMOR ARMY!" He shouted, his mudkip poking Roy.
"WHAT THE HELL, FULLMETAL?!" Roy shouted at them. Ed looked at him with puppy eyes from the top of his mudkip.
"We...Wanted to go for a walk in the park..." Ed said, as fake tears ran down his brothers face.
"Then whats with those...Chimeras?" Roy asked.
"NO! " Ed shouted. "They aren't chimeras, they are mudkips, and not created in anyway. Exept by Nintendo and GameFreak." Ed said, hugging his mudkips nose. "...Her name is Tulip."
Riza reached out her hand to pet Al's, when his bit her hand off. "RIZA, NOOO!" Roy shouted.
"RIZA...I AM YOUR FATHER..." Al's mudkip boomed.
"No...Don't you read the manga? My daddy is dead." Riza said sweetly, ignoring the fact that her hand was spurting blood everywhere.
"Oh, right then..." Al's mudkip said, then toppled over, dead. Al got off, and went over to pet Tulip.
Tulip ate his pants.
-SOMEWHERE IN TULIPS STOMACH...-
"YES! I FINALLY GOT AL'S PANTS! BWAHAHA!" A certain Al fangirl shouted. "NOW, MY ARMY OF MUDKIPS, WE SHALL RULE!"
-BACK OUTSIDE TULIPS STOMACH...-
"...Did you hear that?" Al asked his brother, and everybody else around.
"Nope." They all replied, as Riza's hand magically healed.
"Oh well...Brother, now I need new pants, lets go shopping!" He looked at Ed happily.
"MARY KATE AND ASHLEY STYLE!" Ed shouted, unknown to him, because he said that, a tv store was being destroyed by a talking cactus. "GET ON, BROTHAAA!" Ed yelled, making Roy deaf. Al got onto Ed's mudkip, and rode away.
INTO THE SUNSET.
"Well...I'm gonna go home now..." Riza said, magically teleporting away.
"...What?" Roy said, for he was now deaf.
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Yup, I finally got out of the mudkip later, but unfortunatly, Al's pants melted in Tulip's stomach.
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