yay! i have two fans! i think i have five reviews now, but i'm not so sure. i really don't look at the reviews! XD!
thanks a lot AkatsukiFan and Linnadhiel! and Linnadhiel, i think you're better than Kairi too. yes, i have seen your profile.
and, i know you guys probably aren't that interested but i got 106 hits on my profile and 162 hits on my story! i'm so happy even though i probably have five reviews!
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Sakura fell on hard, cold pavement. "Ow! I think I just broke my spine!" (A/N: wow, i like this sentence!) Sakura was getting up but was knocked down again by Naruto.
"Hey," Naruto said suprised. "That didn't hurt as much as I thought it would!" Sakura pushed Naruto off of her. "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU FELL ON ME!" She yelled angrily as she cracked her knuckles. Naruto, who was completely unaware of the fact that he was about to get his ass kicked, said, "Thanks for braking my fall Sakura-chan!"
Just as Sakura was closing in on Naruto, Sasuke landed on his feet near the two. Then Kakashi and Shikamaru followed.
"Where are we?" Shikamaru said to no one in particular.
"You're asking us?" Sasuke said. "You're the smart one!"
"That doesn't mean I know everything!" Shikamaru yelled back.
"Or do you?" Naruto said.
Kakashi sighed. 'It seems as though I'm the only sane person here...' (A/N: yes, kakashi, you are! XD!)
Then another of those annoying portals opened up in the sky. Shippo fell out first and landed on Naruto's head. Then Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango fell out. Unfortuneately for Sakura, and to my entertainment, Miroku fell on top of the pink haired kunoichi.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Naruto screamed while running around in circles. "THERE'S A MUTANT RAT ON MY HEAD!"
Shippo hung on tighter to Naruto. "I-I'm n-n-not a-a r-rat!" Shippo yelled while bouncing, you know, since Naruto's running around like crazy.
"AND IT TALKS!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?! RATS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK!" Naruto started running even faster.
Miroku seemed to notice his position and smiled suggestively. (A/N: HAHAHAHA! Sakura's suffering so much and it's only the forth chapter!!) "So, what's your name sweet thang?"
Sakura screamed and punched Miroku off of her.
Inuyasha got up and so did Sango and Kagome. Inuyasha took out his Tetsusaiga and approached team seven. "Who the hell are you?" Inuyasha demanded. Then he noticed Kakashi, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura were wearing headbands. The inu hanyou remembered the two strangers were wearing headbands similar to the ones the ninja was wearing.
Kakashi took out a kunai. "Konoha ninja." He responded.
"Yeah, I thought so." Inuyasha said and was about to swing when yet another portal opened up. But this one didn't open in the sky, it appeared next to Naruto. (A/N: Yup, that blonde is still running around.)
Roxas, Kairi, Namine, and Sora came out. The trio looked around them and saw the chaos that surrounded them.
"Um, are we interrupting something?" Roxas asked.
"WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS TALKING RAT OFF ME?!" Naruto screamed.
"I-I T-TO-TOLD Y-YOU, I-I'M N-NOT A-A-A R-RAT!!" Shippo managed to say.
Naruto slowed down a little bit. "Oh, I'm sorry. I meant, MUTANT TALKING RAT!" He continued running around.
"Naruto," Sasuke said. "Slow down." The Uchiha grabbed the nearest bat and was about to swing when Naruto said, "YOU BETTER NOT MISS, SASUKE-TEME!"
"I won't!" Sasuke swung and hit Naruto on the head. Then Naruto fell unconcious on the pavement. "See, I told you I wouldn't miss."
"Uh, sorry to interrupt," Sora started. "But does anyone have a pair of pants I can borrow?"
Everyone looked at the brunette and saw he was in his boxers.
"Um, h-how did you lose your pants?" Kagome said.
Sora looked like he was thinking. After a while, he said, "Well, actually, it's a really interesting story."
"WHOA!" Everyone else yelled.
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A/N: those perverts! yup, everyone meets and things start getting crazy and out of control! thanks again to AkatsukiFan and Linnadhiel!