yup, fifth chapter already. if i spell something wrong, please tell me. you see, i'm typing this while watching Bleach. (YEAH! YOU KICK ASS ICHIGO!) so, if i type something wrong, (LEFT! RIGHT! DODGE!) please tell me. (I SAID DODGE DAMMIT!) once again, to the people who at least bother to read my pointless little story, I LOVE YOU GUYS! DIGITAL COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!

Naruto: cookie?

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Naruto: b-but i like the cookie...

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After a couple of hours of explaining, Shikamaru said, "And that's what happened."

Shippo nodded. "So that's where babies come from."

Shikamaru put on a puzzled expression. "What? I wasn't even talking about that."

Inuyasha shook his head. "Kairi was telling us while you were talking." The inu hanyou sighed. "God, you're worse than Sango..."

Sango put her hands on her hips. "And what is that supposed to mean?"

"You need an explanation?" Miroku said. "It was straight forward that Inuyasha was calling you stupid."

Sango's face turned a bright red from anger. Sora and Naruto looked at each other. "I think she's going to explode." Sora whispered to Naruto. "Cool!" Naruto whispered back.

Sasuke sighed. "Great, now there's two of them..." He said to himself as Sora and Naruto were trying to make a secret handshake. "Tell me about it..." Roxas responded.

Kakashi looked at all this chaos around him. 'Damn kids.' He thought and returned to reading his "reading material".

Namine looked at Shikamaru. "So, where are we?"

Shikamaru shrugged. "We could be in any place, any world, any dimension."

"Are we stuck here?" Kairi asked with worry in her voice.

"I really don't know." The chuunin said.

Sakura pointed to a building nearby. "Look! A mall!"

Sakura, Sango, Kairi and Namine rejoiced. (A/N: Don't we all love the mall? personally, i love Hot Topic!) Sora, Roxas, Inuyasha, Shikamaru, Miroku, Shippo and Sasuke sighed. They knew malls plus girls equalled the boys carrying bags and more bags of clothes. (A/N: Yeah, that's just how we roll! right ladies?)

Naruto was the only one who didn't sigh. (Kakashi didn't either but that's because he was "reading") The blonde nin said, "What's a mall?"

Sasuke responded. "An evil place where boys are slaves." (A/N:Aw. Come on, Sasuke. It's not that bad!)

"But on the plus side, there are hot girls there." Miroku added.

The boys all nodded while the girls where already halfway to the mall. Inuyasha saw this and said, "Should we follow them?"

Sora nodded. "Besides there might be something to eat in the mall."

Naruto suddenly looked energized. "Like ramen?" He asked excitedly.

Roxas shrugged. "Maybe."

Naruto ran all the way over there in less than a minute. Sora soon went after him after Inuyasha suggested there might be ice cream there too. And Shippo just ran after them for the heck of it.

When the rest of the boys got to the entrance of the mall, Naruto and Sora, along with the girls, were already waiting there."About time." Kagome said putting her hands on her hips.

"Women..." Inuyasha muttered under his breath.

Unfortuneately for Inuyasha, Kagome heard that. And she started yelling, "SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!"

Everyone stared down the huge twenty foot hole in the ground where Inuyasha was once standing. "Hm!" Kagome crossed her arms over her chest and went in the mall. (A/N: oooo! BURN INUYASHA!)

"Who knew the word 'sit' could do that?" Shikamaru said.

After helping Inuyasha out of the hole, the rest of the peoples followed Kagome.

Everything after that was goin alright. Sora and Naruto were eating ice cream and ramen. It turned out, those two were like long lost brothers. Roxas and Sasuke were talking about how there were two morons now. Kakashi and Miroku were now reading and discussing Kakashi's "books". Sakura and Kagome were sharing shampooing tips. Namine and Kairi were having an intellectual conversation with Sango. Shippo was just walking around and getting stares from the people in the mall. I mean, you don't see a little boy with a frickin' tail everyday, right?

Yup, everyone was having a good time until the ground they were standing on started shaking.

"What the hell?!" Inuyasha said as the ground started shaking even more violently.

"W-What's happening?" Kairi asked as everyone around froze. The people stood still. Naruto waved his right hand in front of a little girl's face. She didn't even blink.

Then, another portal appeared. But this one was huge. And from out of it stepped out three people.

"Orochimaru." Kakashi said taking out a kunai.

"Sephiroth." Sora and Roxas said as they took out their keyblades.

"Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha yelled and took out his Tetsusaiga.

A/N: DUN DUN DUN DUN!! So much evil in one story! don't you love it! so far, i got 203 hits on my story! and 120 hits on my profile! and 7 reviews XD! yeah, not alot, but it's a start!