Gah, so my computer died, and now I'm writing most of my fanfic chappies at school…
Sorry for the filler, here's the new chapter…
Roy sat in the chair in his office, sleeping soundly. He woke up, and looked around.
There seemed to be flying nuns throwing potatoes at each other in his office.
Roy blinked, and looked in his mushroom corner.
Ed and Al were wearing gnome costumes, and cheering the nuns on.
"GO SALLY!" Ed shouted.
"NUN POWAAA!" Al screamed, throwing pixie dust on Roy's mushrooms.
Roy pinched himself, to make sure this wasn't another crazy dream.
It apparently wasn't.
Roy got up slowly, and went over to Ed and Al. They looked up.
"Can I have a pony?" Ed asked.
"I WANT JULIUS CEASAR!" Al screamed.
Roy blinked, then realized he had no legs. And a tail. A pink mermaid tail.
"GAH! ED, AL, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?!" The mermushroom screamed.
"Well, while you were asleep, I opened a can of ravioli…But the ravioli was magical, and transformed everything into MAGICAL CREATURES!
One of the flying nuns threw a potato at Roy.
"HEY!" Roy shouted.
"What'sa matter? Don't like potatoes either?" The nun taunted.
Suddenly, all the potatoes grew faces, and all magically had potato peelers.
They started peeling themselves, and jumped onto Roy's head.
"AAAAAHHH!" Roy woke up from his desk, there were now potatoes in the corner with the mushrooms. Roy looked down. He was still a mermushroom.
"DARNIT!" Roy screamed.
O.o Don't ask what's with this chappie, I don't knowww….