Gah, I dunno why I keep writing these at school…Maybe it's 'cause of the pretty colors and cool fonts I can get here...Anyways, I'm dedicating this chapter to Lexi. And Mr. Dead.

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Ed was looking up at the tree outside Roy's office. His head was tilted in a sort of contemplating way. He turned around, to see Al sitting near him, reading his new manga books.

"Al! Hey, Al! Come 'ere!" Ed shouted at him. Al looked up.

"What is it, brother?" He said, getting up and walking over.

"There is a…Dead chicken in that tree….Right?" Ed pointed. Sure enough there was. It was kinda hanging limply on one of the branches.

"…Yes. There is a dead chicken in that tree." Al replied, staring at it. SUDDENLY! Everybody's favorite family alchemist popped out of the well next to the tree that just happened to be there:OO

"WHY HALLO THAR YOUNG ALCHEMISTS!" He said.

"Armstrong!" Ed and Al said at the same time! Surely he would know why the chicken was in the tree! "Why is there a dead chicken in that tree?" They asked.

"Ohohoho! That's no tree, young Elrics, that's my oven! And I was making CPP!"

Ed and Al tilted their heads. "Oh…What's CPP?" They inquired.

"CHICKEN POT PIEEEE!" He shouted. He did a little dance that included his MermushroomMan doll.

"WHOOT! Can we have some?" Said the Elrics, still talking at the same time.

"WHY OF COURSE NOT!" Armstrong replied. "Now get out of my house." He said, pushing Ed and Al back into Roy's office.

"Aw…"

Oh yes, he's Armstong, Armstrong…Lalalala-Ahem. Yeah, that's the chapterrr…