"Where is the rum in this place?" Jack asked himself whilst wandering the streets. People who walked past him stared. "What?" Jack asked a man with a disgusted look on his face. No one actually spoke to Jack, they acted like they couldn't hear or see him. "People are so rude around here." Jack noticed a lady standing alone, she was a pretty black haired lady. He waltzed up to her. "Alright?" He said smiling, showing some gold teeth again.
"Eurgh!" The woman said dodging Jack, who decided to sniff his own armpits to find out he did have quite a smell.
"That's the smell of a real man!" He called after the fleeing woman.
"Oh really?" Someone said from behind. Jack turned to see a man dressed in a suit equipped with a club.
"Who might you be mate?" Jack asked looking at him.
"Officer Knightly. And yourself?" He replied.
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!" Jack said proudly again.
"Captin, eh?" The officer said looking at Jack, who was nodding. "Where's your ship then?" Knightly said looking around.
"I need to find it." Jack said looking down.
"Find your ship?" Knightly repeated.
"Yep." Jack nodded.
"I'm going to have to take you to the station." Knightly said. Jack took a step back.
"Where?"
"Back home." Another voice said from behind him Jack turned around to see Ichabod standing there.
"I don't think so." Knightly replied. Ichabod thought for a second.
"You don't understand." He started. "He has problems... Up there." Ichabod said tapping his head and gesturing at Jack, who was looking insulted.
"I do not!" Jack said defensively.
"He thinks he's a pirate. Last month he thought he was a horse." Ichabod said smiling.
"Really." Knightly said looking back and forth at them. "Are you related?"
"No!" Jack asnwered.
"Yes Jack, we are. I'm your brother." Ichabod said slowly and in a patronising way, Jack realised what he was doing.
"But I've lost me boat!" He said in a childlike way.
"I know Jack. We will find it." Ichabod said putting his arm around Jack and starting to lead him back home.
"I'll keep my eye on you two." The officer called before turning to leave.