The Disappearances

Meanwhile while Miles is having so much fun in the Grand Line his friends, such as I, Darwin, are disappearing. I'm feeling I'll need a bit of training. Anyway, I am sitting alone in the park; the one Miles and Joey were last seen in, wondering "how could they leave without their faithful sidekick." How do I know where they went you ask? Simple, rumors have been circulating, and people have been disappearing. "Come" said a figure in a black cloak on the swings. I walked over, "yes, sir?" I asked, "Your friends need help, and lots of it" The man said, "how come?" I replied, "Look they just do, okay?" he answered as Miles would say "as you so bluntly put it" I replied with, "no proof, no prize" "Fine, they are versus an evil they never thought of, got it memorized?" he made a spinning notion with his fingers.

LB: gee, Dar, that makes it obvious who he is to any kingdom hearts fan.

Dar: well, I kind of had to say it.

LB: type it, you mean..

D: shut it!

GotJ announcer guy: and back to the story!

LB: another break?

AG: no the sales dropped after the second movie so… I'm now unemployed

LB: horrid sequel…you were great in it though!

AG: (cries) Th…Th...Thank you!!

D:..(Growl) BACK TO THE STORY, NOW!!!!

LB and AG: y,yes, s,sir!

I sat in the seat next to him, "so, I'm to help Fred and George?" I lied, "no you're to help Miles and Joey" he replied, "along with a girl named Luna Luffia and a fallen angel Izabella…." He stopped mid sentence, "know 'er?" I asked, "n,no!" he said then stood up and walked to the sidewalk. I then heard a whistle and a portal of dark energy appeared, "he so owes me for this one" he muttered before saying, "coming or what" I walked to the portal and stopped "thank you" I then walked into darkness.

At the Cross Point, a darkness area that connects the worlds for the heartless and the rebellion, the figure, yes I'm talking about that weird redhead, Axel, and I were waiting for the Inter Dimensional Transit, the I.D.T. "Are you sure about this?" I asked when a soldier heartless was eying me oddly; at least I think it was, it was hard to tell, "We'll be fine buddy!" Axel was drunk due to a drinking contest so, I wasn't so sure. "I'll be killed, I'm sure of it" I muttered, "yes, you will, in a way" Axel must've over heard me, "how so?" I asked, "One word, hick, Mummy, ya know what a, hick, mummy is?" Axel asked, "Yea, who doesn't" I said, "Point taken" Axel was speaking clearer then before, "must be wearing off" I thought, "what about it?" I asked, "Not it, you" Axel replied, "You mean…" I started, "yes" he interrupted me, "you're becoming a mummy to save, err, help your friends" he corrected himself, or did he? CHUGA-CHUGA CLUNK-CLUNK CHUGA-CHUGA CLUNK-CLUNK I heard as the, very large, train neared.

"I can tell this won't end well" I thought seeing a huge metal dragon head shaped on the front of the train. Everyone got in the train through its mouth. I, however, was admiring the hand-made art. "WELL!" The dragon head bellowed, "I SAID ALL ABOARD!" I said in its deep, very deep, toned voice. "You, you're, you are" I Babbled, "A TALKING TRAIN, YOU'RE NEW HERE, AREN'T YOU?" its tongue lashed out and grabbed me, "SIT IN YOUR SEAT, THEN WE TALK" it ate me whole.

I woke later in a train cabin with beautiful red-oak walls, a large shag rug, and the ceiling looked like a, moving, bright sunny day. The problem with the roof was, outside it was pitch black, and raining. "Sleep, you'll need it for your adventure" Axel was looking outside, thinking. "Izabella was your friend, huh?" I said, "Joey's mine, and I trust he'll come back alive, though according to you, not by much" I yawned and he smiled, before, I fell, asleep. zzzzz.

Later I woke and we were in a blazing hot desert, I loved it. "YOU C'N GET UP NOW!" I heard a voice yell loud enough to make me fall out of my seat. "Youch, that's smarts" I said rubbing my head, "where's that guy?" I thought out loud, "HE D'SAPPERED A WHILE AGO" I heard, "oh yeah you're that…" I started before the same tongue I've met before rushed in the corridor, into the cabin, and rushed me out into the lush, okay not "lush" but beautiful scenery. "THANK…" the large train started before morphing into a human, "you very m'ch" He had a cigar in his mouth. "Miles Tachoma's Patented Hot Chocolate Cigars" I read out load. "Yup, tasty, too" He said and reached in his pocket, "want one" he pulled out another. "No, but that is who I'm looking for" I said, "ya kidden me kid. Ya in luck he's in this town by rumors, work'n in a ramen shop, er something'" He walked towards a building. "To friendship and ramen!" He yelled, "MY TREAT!" he must've been obsessed with ramen. Later I found Miles had moved on to the Market, and the person who I'm traveling with, is called "Cleo".

"Would it be wrong, would it be right, if I took my like tonight, chances are that it might!" I (like the beginning of every chapter) was singing, this time Last resort by Papa Roach. I was looking for something to eat with Joey and Sanji. "These apples look fresh" Sanji was inspecting a bunch of apples. "Who're you get'n in mai way!" A large man with a, familiar, hammer slung across his back yelled, "Name's Vector that's who!" a man just as large with a headset on his head, and a golden necklace yelled back. "DeDeDe, leave him be" a small pink-skinned kid wearing only cargo pants sitting on his shoulder said. "Neva' Kirby, Neva'!" DeDeDe replied, "DeDeDe!" I whispered to Joey, "and Kirby!" he whispered back, "I knew that hammer looked familiar" I thought for a moment.

"Vector?" Joey whispered, "Making that kid with him Charmy, and that guy up there" he pointed to the roof on one of the booths, a man wearing a dark purple ninja outfit, "Espio!" I finished. "Remember DeDeDe" A man behind Kirby and DeDeDe wearing a mask said, "anyone can teach…" I then interrupted him, "but it takes a truly wise man, to learn" I finished. "why, why yes" the man had a Spanish accent, "I'm Miles, this is Joey, we know who you all are already" I introduced, "you are Metaknight" I said to him and bowed, "you are King DeDeDe" I bowed towards DeDeDe and said, "sire" I looked at the kid, "you, my friend, are Kirby, Warpstar warrior" I said bowing to him, "Vector, the crocodile, leader of team Chaotix" I saluted and he said, "now that's fancy" Vector replied, "Nice to meet you, Charmy Bee, Flight Professional of team Chaotix" I saluted to the child next to him whom saluted back, only six or seven years old, "You, sir!" I yelled and pointed and the ninja, he flinched, "are Espio the Chameleon, Stealth Ops. Team Chaotix" I saluted to him as well.

"And you wanna' justify, rippin' someone's head off!" Joey was on my laptop listening to Break Something. "That song makes me want to do just that, Where's Jon when yea need 'em?" Joey had finished his song and was taking a cat-nap on the stone wolf head on the front of the ship later. "Who is this Jonathon, Joey keeps talking about?" Metaknight asked, sharpening his sword, "His Bro-ha" I said, "He's weird" Kirby said then started laughing hysterically, "So're you" I replied and fell……. (He was gonna say asleep-Darwin)

"Damn it!" I yelled then took a bite of an apple, "We missed them, again!" I was sitting in the market with Cleo. "If…" Cleo started, "If what!" I yelled, "If their going to get around the Grand Line, their going to need a boat" Cleo said eating a banana. "And every boat stays at…" I said, "A DOCK!" We said together. "I can't believe I couldn't see it!" I said running off. "Hey, wait up, slow down, and wait for me!" Cleo Yelled running after me.

At the dock Cleo and I were looking for Miles or Joey. "Miles watches this all the time, look for a ship with a skull and cross-bones, and a straw hat." I told Cleo, "Ya think Miles would have a giant ship with a bridge?" Cleo asked, "If he was able to, yes" I replied looking at masses, "then this is it" Cleo said pointing at a huge ship with a large wolf head at the front, a huge mass with a symbol of an F in front of a M, a large bridge on either side of the ship, and the smell of ramen drafting ALL over. "Ramen, Joey and Miles are here." I said and started walking up a board to the deck, "Do you ever wait for me!" Cleo yelled, "…no" I replied and ran to the deck.

"Man, am I stuffed" I just had thirty-one bowls of ramen, but still lost the bet of "I can so eat more ramen than you Joey!" Joey won with a friggen FIFTY-FIFE BOWLS! BURRRRRRP! Joey just belched, "you're so considerate!" I fell onto my back and started playing Joey's Super Mario 64 DS. CLUNK CLUNK I forgot we even had a knocker on this ship. "Hello?" I heard a voice say, "What's up?" I replied only half awake. "Yup" I then heard the door slam against the wall, "It's open." I sarcastically said. "Jeez Miles, what if I was a Heartless, or a Nobody!" the person yelled, "I'd run, scream, or beat you to a pulp, whom ever you are" I replied, avoiding a near fatal hit from a big-bad-boss-bomb-omb, "I'm appalled you don't remember, me none-the-less!" the person said. "What do you…?" I sat up and saw a short-ish Latino boy standing next to a large man wearing mechanical dragon-like armor. "DARWIN!" I ran up to him and shook his hands. "It feels like forever and a day since I saw you last!" I was jumping up and down. "Stop! Jumping! Already!" He yelled, "So sorry!" I backed off. "So-aeah who're you, doc?" I asked the large man. The man took off his, dragon-head shaped, helm. I saw his face, he looked Irish, due to orange hair, but I've learned about trusting what you see, It gets you killed! "Name's Cleo St. Capir the third" He bowed, "Name's…oh, wait you know me already, huh?" I said, "Yes, Sir Miles Nerodga Tachoma" He replied. "You're a Knight?" Darwin said (roughly that I think, you see Darwin, there are times that no-one can understand him, lots of times) "I am? Err I am!" I said yawning, odd Joey must be asleep he would've been hopping in joy to see his old friend. "Why so," I yawned quite loudly, "late?" Joey sat up and yawned, "Hey Miles?" He asked, "What?" I stood up, "one, what world's up next? Two, who's here?" He jumped from on his back to his feet. "One …Naruto, I think. Two, no he isn't" I sarcastically replied, "Har har, I wasn't talking 'bout Dr. Who, moron!" Joey yelled. "Oh, yo D" He took a moment to collect his thoughts, "D!" He yelled. "Right!" I said, "Now let's go to bed" I said stumbling into a wall due to another one of my recipes, "Mile's super condensed super grape juice" a lot like wine but less, much less, alcohol. I remember that after that I fell on the floor and hit my head, knocking me out.

I awoke on a tower, surrounded by darkness. "Oooooh crap" I said seeing the far, very far, away ground. "I knew I should've gotten rid of that "fear of heights" I gulped and backed away from the edge. "I hate…" I heard from behind me. I turned to see a pair of red eyes, human for once, floating across the tower. "You hate what?" I asked, "I hate…" it said again, "what?" I asked again, "I hate…" it said, "spit it out!" I yelled, "I hate everything!" it yelled, the ground shook when it said all. I saw it, a giant dragon with red and blue markings on it, and a man it a bottle at its side wearing a familiar mask. "Oni" I said that looked at the dragon's face. Actually I didn't look at its face due to a different mask "Majora!" I yelled running away. "Please work, please work, please work, please…" I prayed, it all sounding like one word. I leaped off of the tower, "wooorrrrrk!" I yelled as large bat wings sprouted out of my back. "Yes" I yelled, "noooo!" I started flapping my wings to regain balance. After quickly regaining balance in midair, "get out of my mind!" I yelled flying toward Majora with my hammer in hands.

A flash and I was back, "huh?" I asked. I saw my friends around me. "You've been out for a few days with a fever higher than Sukrith's I.Q." Joey said.

-fwiter, freetah- (record scratch)

Sukrith-Hi! Name's Sukrith Phycie, one of the smartest kids in Miles and Joey's school

Miles-And a close friend of mine

Joey-A total pain

Darwin-what happened to me narrating?

Rhiannon-And he was born in India and, after moving to several other places, moved to Eerie, Colourado.

Darwin-What am I? Chopped liver?

Lightning Bro, Lightning (with a very disturbed look on his face)-No but I can make you into it if you wish.

Darwin-(sigh)

-chrich chrach brumm (movie reel starting)

I looked out the door of the infirmary to so two glowing orbs of swirling energy. "Curses!" I said jumping out of bed, wincing at the pain in my legs. "I know it sucks but you've been poisoned, you need to sleep" Joey said sitting on a chair next to the bed. "No, I mean Curses!" I said pointing to the orbs. "Curses, an orb of energy bringing about bad luck and more importantly, Large Frogs!" Joey said garnishing his lance. "Or…" I said, my hammer resolving out of nowhere. "…MAJORA!" I yelled pointing my hammer to it. "What…" the orb had eyes, eyes filled with sadness and curiousness. "Yes?" I asked, "…is a Large Frog?" It replied. "oh, you see, it's a large heartless with spring-like legs, sticky hands and feet, and two stomachs, one for food, the other for storage." I explained. "You mean, like this?" the orb said, bursting into a flame of darkness. Moments later the flame subsided, revealing the very creature I described. "Yes, on the dot" I replied. "This is…fun" it said, bursting into flame again, subsiding to show a Silver Body. "Very nice" I applauded, smiling. "Who..." the other orb said, "…are you?" It continued, "Miles, and you" I answered "Ma…" It began, "Ma…jor…a" It said. "Pleasure to meet you Majora!" I said. The orb that introduced itself as Majora set ablaze as did the other. The flames burned into each other. The flame, larger then before, subsided down to a small flame, and then vanished. Where the flame was sat a mask, Majora's mask. "Wow" I said, the others paralyzed. I walked over to the mask and picked it up, "Now then, this is odd" I put on the mask. "how do I loo…" I started then, yes again, blacked out.

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Miles: ach-weird

Joey: yup

LB: shut it you two!

Evan: Lightning over there does not own anything but the Taltah crew, and the heartless rebels (excluding Hades and, I'll spoil something for you Disgaea fans, Laharl!)

LB: and………I forget………

Miles: (yawn) I hate daytime...ZZZZzzzz