Title: Outlaws2006 - Chapter Thirty Three - We Were Eavesdropping
Rating: 15
Author: moonmajik and Tanya
Synopsis: Robin and his gang of outlaws, plus Guy of Gisnborne and the Sheriff, get swept 800 years into the future, to the year 2006, into the ladies bathroom of a Starbucks Coffee House. Follow their journey as they get to grips with their new surroundings. Based on the BBC's 2006 Robin Hood.
Pairings: Robin/OC, Will/OC, Alan/Djaq
Disclaimer: We do not own Robin Hood or any associated comments, such as "We go to Nottingham" or "Not being Funny, but..." Especially do not own the Sheriff. Damn. We do, however, own Charli and Tanya. In the later Chapters, there may be other characters that we own.

Charli was about to open the cubicle door when Will grabbed her hand, stopping her. "Wait," he said.

"But they can hear us," Charli pointed out.

"So?" Will grinned down at her.

"So, what ever you have planned..."

"Has nothing to do with them," he leant down and began to kiss her neck. "They'll leave in a minute."

Charli threw her head back and bit her lip, trying to stop a moan from escaping. "You don't know Tanya like I do. She'll sit out there all day until we come out-ow!" Charli's eyes widened in surprise when Will gently nipped her skin with his teeth. "You little devil. And I always took you for the quiet one of the group."

"You got me all wrong then." Will smirked before kissing her full on the lips. Charli responded instantly, this time pushing him up against the wall, uncaring that two of their friends were still on the other side of the cubicle door. Her hands wondered through his hair and up and down his chest and she let out a moan when Will slipped his tongue into her mouth.

"Ssh," Charli told herself before giggling. "I need to be quiet."

"Yes you do," he silenced her with another kiss, his hands wondering over her body this time. Things were about to get a little too steamy when there was banging on the door again.

"Charli! I'm not gonna let this happen! You ruined my fun, I'm now ruining yours!" Tanya's voice called from the other side of the door.

Will threw his head back against the cubicle wall and sighed. "Damn…" he looked at Charli, who's face was a little red and flustered, and moaned. "Maybe it's not such a good place in the privy…always the privy."

"Yes, Will," Robins voice could be heard this. "Always the privy. Now get out. Tanya's right. This ain't happening."

Charli let out a growl of frustration before unlocking the cubicle and swinging the door wide open. "You are a bitch and you are a bastard." She deadpanned.

"Awesome," Tanya nodded. "I'm going to use the toilet now, which is the original reason why I came in here. Robin and Will, you are going to leave; you shouldn't even be here anyway. Charli, you're going to take a cold shower."

"A cold shower?" Will frowned.

"Out! Now!" She pushed them to the door. "Or you won't make it back to England in one piece." They left, Will muttering something about Alan being right and using someone like Tanya in the group.

She quickly turned on Charli. "You horny little cow." She tried to keep a straight face but couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"I don't see anything funny about this!" Charli's jaw tightened. "And don't you talk to me about being a horny little cow! What the hell were you doing in here with Robin anyway?"

Tanya opened her mouth and closed it again, words failing her for a second. "I…I needed the toilet and he…he followed me in here!"

"Liar."

"I swear! You know what he's like! He won't leave me alone."

Charli shook her head. "Tanya, you're the most straight to the point person I know. If you'd wanted him to leave you alone, you would have got rid of him the day you met. So save your excuses."

"That's rubbish."

"No, it's true. You may act like you hate him sometimes but I know you girl, it's all an act. I've actually never seen you so hung up on a man before." She laughed.

Tanya was about to bite back, but instead, she turned on her heel and stormed into the toilet. "Peeing now. Go away."

"Knew I was right," Charli murmured before heading to the door. She turned the handle and kicked it open, not realising that Robin and Will were still stood on the other side. They now lay on the floor in a heap. "What the hell are you doing? Oh my god! Were you EAVESDROPPING again?"

"I do not know the meaning of this word, Charli." Robin frowned as he got to his feet and brushed himself off, Will following quickly.

"Don't act so innocent, I don't have to tell you what it means. How much did you hear?" She quickly pulled the toilet door shut, hoping that Tanya wasn't aware that they were there.

"We heard nothing." Will said politely at the same time Robin said. "Everything."

Charli rolled her eyes. "And I thought women were bad. Tanya will kill you if she finds out. Let's go." Charli went to usher the men back to the tables but not before the toilet door opened. Tanya emerged, fixing the belt on her trousers, but stopped dead when she looked up and noticed the three people still hovering.

"Why are you still here?" She looked from Charli, to Will and then to Robin.

"We were eavesdropping." Robin grinned as if he were proud.

Tanya blinked. "What?"

"They got lost." Charli said quickly.

"Lost? How?" She looked around, noting there was only one direction for them to go back and that led them straight to the tables. She eyed Robin suspiciously. "You were really eavesdropping weren't you? How much did you hear?" She took a threatening step toward him.

"Nothing." Robin gulped, taking a step back.

"Everything." Will smirked.

Tanya glared, first at Will, who moved behind Charli, then at Charli, who simply glared back, and then lastly at Robin, who looked a little worried. He began to back away, one step at a time, Tanya advancing on him quickly. "Will had better be joking, Robin. If you heard anything...I swear!"

Charli began ushering Will away as Robin protested, backing into the wall. "I only heard a little," he said sheepishly. "Something about me following you in there and-"

"And WHAT?"

"And something about you being hung up on me- BUT THAT'S ALL!" He gulped, throwing his hands up in the air. Tanya's cheeks grew red and she felt hot suddenly. Did he even know what 'hung up' meant? Maybe not, be he obviously had some idea.

"Honest!" Robin regarded her worriedly as her cheeks turned pink. He wondered if it was a good time to let her know that she was starting to resemble the picture of Barney the dinosaur that he had found in Charli's room. Another look at her face told him that no, it probably wasn't.

"You need to learn to distinguish the difference between when listening in on peoples conversations can be a bit of fun or just not a good idea at all!" She snapped at him. "Right then, NOT GOOD!"

"That sounds a little-"

"SHUT UP!"

Robin looked down at the floor and scuffed his shoes. "Sorry," he murmured.

"Didn't hear that."

"Sorry," he looked her in the eye this time.

"I wish there were more people here to see this," Much appeared from round the corner. "You, Tanya, know exactly how to handle this man. I wish I could take you home with us."

Robin looked at Much, then back to Tanya again, a flicker of wonder flashing in his eyes very briefly. Tanya didn't miss the expression on his face. She coughed uncomfortably. "Well, Much. I'm afraid that won't be possible. Even if we do find a way to get you guy's back, there's no way I could live in 1192. Robin's already made it perfectly clear that I would not survive," and she swept past Much and back out to the outlaws, her heart beating wildly.

Much looked at Robin, his eyes wide. "I was only jesting, Master."

Robin growled and hit Much round the back of the head. "Great timing as always, my friend."

"What did I do?"