-1Magical Morons 2!!!
The Necromancer, master of the undead and all vile powers of darkness.
Conor
The Illusionist, twister or reality, using trickery and intelligence to best his foes.
Ross
The White Mage, power of divine light and extreme healing prowess.
Mairead
The Time Sorceress, time and space bends to the will of this powerful mage.
Trina
The White mage danced across the open roads singing to herself. "Lalala, lala" Suddenly, as if from nowhere, a wrist watch lightly hit her in the side of the head. "Hey, who threw that?" She looked around, swinging the watch. "Show yourself!"
A cloaked figure emerged from an abandoned building and threw her cape open dramatically. "Hahaha! I am the all powerful sorceress of time! Feel my wrath!" She roared as she threw yet another watch at the White mage.
"Alright, cut that out, it's annoying. Don't make me smite you!" The White mage became increasingly more irritated and took from her belt pouch, a small bottle of water. "The power of Jenova compels you! The power of Jenova compels you!" She chanted as she sprayed the time witch with water.
"Hey, this is my favourite top! Watch it I'm getting soaked!" The witch whined. Somewhere in the background, the Hydromancer appeared and whispered Sexy.
Suddenly a bone flew towards the pair of witches and landed harmlessly between them. "Hazzah! Prepare for the cold, heartless power of the undeath!" The Necro dived in with his arms flailing, a bone in one hand and a skull in the other.
He made to swing at them but was intercepted by none other than, the Illusionist. "I'll not stand for your dark ways Necromancer!" The Illusionist held up a mirror. "HAH! No what are you gonna do? You can't see me! Tee-hee."
The Necro was stunned, the illusionist had seemingly vanished, where he once stood was now a perfect image of the Necro himself. "What trickery is this? Show yourself coward!"
The illusionist began to run in circles around the Necro. "Haha! Maybe I'm over here, or here! Or maybe, I'm here!" That was when the Necro finally caught on to the Illusionists tricks.
"I see through your magic now insect!" The Necro grabbed the mirror and smashed it over the Illusionists head. "NOOOOO….. What have you done?" The Illusionist stared down at all the shattered pieces.
After seeing his reflection in each of the fragments, he began to believe he was trapped inside the remnants of his own mirror. "Gaaahhh! I'm fading! Heeeeeelp!" He rolled around on the floor like a child in a sandbox.
"What the? I just wanted to thump the guy with the mirror.. Oh well, hey, where did the other two go?" He looked back to see the witches had left.
Later, at a nearby coffee shop
"Hey sorry about the water thing, I hope your top is alright" Mairead spoke between sips of coffee. "No problem, don't worry about it, I'm sorry for throwing those watches at you." Trina replied
The girls laughed and talked for a few hours before returning to the battlefield where it seemed the Necromancer had expired due to boredom.
"Huh, we were only gone a few hours, didn't see that coming." Mairead poked the body with a stick. "What now?" Trina asked while kicking the comatose Illusionist.
"Umm.. Well, I'm going home, so see you later Trina." Mairead waved as she left. "So, I guess that's it then? I win? Awesome"
Today's victor: The Time Sorceress…
A rather uneventful battle but epic none the less!… Right?
Round 3 coming up…