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Emily was standing in front of Ross' apartment door. "Emily, what are you doing here?"

"Hello Ross." She said in her rather thick, british accent. "As you know I was married to Colin, but we just divorced and I could really use a friend." Ross scratched the top of his head nervously, "well it's kind of a bad time right now." He looked at Rachel. She was obviously horrified. "Ross what do you mean it's not a good time?" Emily laughed and gave Rachel a look. "Look at you. Rachel Greene. You haven't changed a bit. You still think of Ross as your own personal property." She gave Rachel an evil smirk. Ross had dialed Joey's apartment so that Joey would pick up and hopefully recognize the voice and come over and help.

Joey had just gone off to an audition, but Monica and Chandler had been hanging out with Joey, because Monica wanted to "tidy up" his apartment. Jack and Judy had the twins for the weekend, so they were all alone. Monica was sweeping when she heard the phone ring. She walked over and picked it up. "Hello?" She was shocked to hear screaming on the other line. She was about to hang up when she thought she had recognized a voice. It was Rachel's. She put it on speakerphone and Chandler listened to the yelling too. "Yeah that's definitely Rachel. But who is that other voice? I know I've heard it before." Monica kept listening intently until Chandler saw her eyes grow wide and her get that expression of pure anger and disgust on her face. Monica hung up the phone and took his arm. "Let's go."

While Ross was dialing the yelling became louder and louder and soon the two girls were in a verbal war. "How dare you come back now? You had your chance Missy!"

"Please he never wanted you over me!"

"Oh bull shit!" Rachel screamed, disgusted.

Emily wasn't the one to start a physical fight, after all, she was British. "Come on Prissy get them gloves on let's go!" Emily lunged herself at Rachel and began pulling her hair. Ross tried to break it up but the two girls kept hitting him and screaming "Don't touch me!" He didn't know what to do. But then he saw Monica come running down the hall. Just as Monica had turned the corner, however, Rachel showed she knew how to hold her own. She got out of the predicament Emily was holding her in, and threw Emily up against the wall. "What in God's name are you doing here!?" She demanded. Monica was stunned. She always thought of Rachel as the one to get her ass kicked in a fight. I taught her well. Monica thought to herself.

I already told you what I'm doing here! I'm going to patch things up with Ross!" She yelled into Rachel's face. "OH yeah my ass you are!" Ross just stood there stunned at how much fight Rachel had in her. It made him admire her more. Chandler finally managed to pull Monica away from the group, because after Emily kneed Rachel in the thigh, Monica jumped in to help her friend. Ross pulled Rachel off of Emily and then stood in front of Rachel as to block her from any more of Emily's attacks. Emily stopped and looked at Ross. "Ross, get out of my way." Emily had always been extremely bossy and demanding, and everyone knew that. Except for Ross, at the time. "I can't let you do that."

"And why not?"

"Because Rachel is my fiancé and the woman I have loved since I was fourteen. I'm sorry but it was always her." Emily welled up and stormed out of the hall. Rachel was still pretty pissed. She muttered a "thankyou" to Ross then went inside the apartment to fix her hair, which had gotten messed up while being pulled. Monica had a concerned look on her face. "I'm going to go see if Rachel is okay." Chandler looked at Ross, surprised. "Kinda harsh man."

"I know it was, I know it was mean. But look at the things she was doing to my wife! Damnit! Fiance!"

"Hey man don't worry about it. I know where you're coming from. And to put it nicely, Emily is a bitch. That's putting it nicely." Ross laughed. "Thanks man." Ross and Chandler walked into Ross' apartment and they could hear crying in the bedroom. "Rach, it's Ross. Can I come in?"

"Mon I really don't wanna talk right now" Monica shook her head. "Ross I think it's better that I talk to her first okay?" He was not okay with that. He wanted to make her feel better. He never expected anything like that to happen. Not after this long. "Okay." He said.

Chandler suggested that he and Ross go get Joey back at the apartment, he should be home by now, and do something together. Maybe watch Die Hard at Joey's place. Ross agreed, reluctantly. They informed the girls of their plans and Monica immediately called Phoebe and asked her to come over and bring drinks. Phoebe had to talk to Mike about it first. He was a little afraid of her being around friends who are drinking, because she might want to, and that can hurt the baby. But he realized she was needed and told her to have a good time.

Phoebe arrived with the drinks and gave Rachel a hug. "Rach this must be tough but it's okay. He loves you not her." She said consolingly. "Thanks Pheebs." Monica poured Rachel's drink and told Phoebe that she wouldn't drink either since Phoebe couldn't. "No Monica by all means, drink! You're fun when you're drunk!"

"So I'm not fun now or seomthing?" Phoebe realized what she said. "Damn I hate not being able to drink!" The girls got to talking about the "lobster love" that Rachel and Ross shared and basically trying to make her feel better about the whole situation. Soon Monica and Rachel were both drunk and barely able to stand up. Phoebe then realized just how much she missed this. Soon Rachel passed out on the couch, after playing a round of twister with Monica and Phoebe. It took the energy out of Monica too, but Monica agreed to help her move Rachel to her bed. They did that and as soon as they got back to the living room, Monica collapsed too. Phoebe layed down on the bed in the other room, the guest room. Ross never used it anyway.

The two guys ended up picking up Joey and going to Phoebe and Mike's place to watch Die Hard. They thought they should include him. They, also, had some beers, and Ross fell asleep on the couch, Chandler on the other couch, Joey on the floor, and Mike in his and Phoebe's bedroom. The six friends started to reminisce about their time together, and one secret that was never mentioned to anyone outside the group of six.