Title: Outlaws2006 - Chapter Forty-Six: Kiss and Not Tell
Rating: T
Author: moonmajik and Tanya
Synopsis: Robin and his gang of outlaws, plus Guy of Gisnborne and the Sheriff, get swept 800 years into the future, to the year 2006, into the ladies bathroom of a Starbucks Coffee House. Follow their journey as they get to grips with their new surroundings. Based on the BBC's 2006 Robin Hood.
Pairings: Robin/OC, Will/OC, Alan/Djaq
Disclaimer: We do not own Robin Hood or any associated comments, such as "We go to Nottingham" or "Not being Funny, but..." Especially do not own the Sheriff. Damn. We do, however, own Charli and Tanya. In the later Chapters, there may be other characters that we own.

Tanya entered 'Boots' a little warily, spotting her friend right away stood over near a giant fridge, trying to decide what drink to buy. She walked forward, slowly and stood behind her for several moments before finally speaking. "Hey."

Charli jumped and whirled around on the spot. "Oh hey," she smiled when she realised who it was. Her smile soon turned to a frown when she the look on Tanya's face. "Are you okay?"

"Why didn't you talk to me?" Tanya asked, taking her friends arm.

"About what? Give me a little clue"

"About Disney..."

"Disney? Yeah, I loved it, what else do you want me to say?"

"Charli, no! I spoke to Will. He told me everything. He told me how I made you feel. Why didn't you tell me?"

"Yeah..."Charli fiddled with the drink in her hand. "I dunno..." she replaced the drink in the fridge and began to walk back to the outlaws.

Tanya caught her arm as she walked passed. "Charli!"

"It doesn't matter."

"Of course it does," Tanya bit her bottom lip. "It obviously bothered you. Will told me you were pretty upset last night."

"He did?" She had to hide the small smile that began to grow on her lips.

Tanya rolled her eyes. "We both know he cares about you…a lot. Okay, he loves you and...I am SO sorry if I made you feel anything less than you are. I love you, and want only the best for you."

Charli shook her head. "You don't have to apologise... you're my best friend. We don't have to explain ourselves to each other..."

"I know but...the fact is, at the time, I thought that you and Will telling each other that you're in love was too soon, but I realise now that I was wrong." She glanced over in the direction of the two men, who now appeared to be deep in conversation. Her eyes landed on Robin as he took a seat, looking more than a little distressed. She was still somewhat upset, just thinking about Robin having to return one day. She could see that something was on his mind too, but she smiled nonetheless. "Completely wrong." She murmured.

Charli wiped her eyes and smiled. "So what did happen between you and Robin last night?" She grinned.

Tanya blushed furiously, knowing her friend was going to ask her sooner or later. "Well...we...talked..."

"Yeah?" Charli raised an eyebrow. "I'm sure you did."

Tanya began to giggle. "What do you want me to say? Last night was great? Fantastic? AMAZING-"

"Well, wasn't it?"

"Of course it was, if anything, better." She smirked. "And that's all you get. The rest stays between him and I." She pulled out her tongue.

"Tanya..."

"You don't kiss and tell, so why should I?"

"Yeah, but you didn't just kiss, did you? That saying is so old fashioned, it should now be "I don't fu-"

"Charli, shut up!" Tanya laughed, blushing, but the smile fell from her face after a while as she studied her friend for several moments. "So...are we okay?"

"We were never not okay" Charli grinned. "But... I'm sorry for my attitude this morning..."

"And I'm sorry for making you feel like a slut..." she coughed, grinning evilly. "Which you are by the way."

"I'm not even going to comment," Charli narrowed her eyes, looking over at Robin.

"At least I didn't... 'Kiss and not tell'," she sniggered.

Tanya rolled her eyes, taking her friends arm. "Let's go gather the children before they burn the place down."

"So!" Charli sat enthusiastically down on the floor next to Alan and folded her arms. "What happened last night?"

"Go away!" The young outlaw moaned, covering his ears.

"No way!" Charli nudged him. "I want to know everything, now!"

Alan narrowed his eyes at her. "I will kill you, you do know that?"

"No you won't, now speak."

"Well - "Djaq grinned.

"Djaq! No!"

"You wouldn't!" Cried Much and John.

"No Djaq!" All three men spoke at once.

Tanya took a seat on the floor between the legs of Robin, who still sat on the seat from previously. She smiled to herself when she felt his hand on her shoulder, squeezing her gently. "Please, tell us, Djaq."

Djaq turned to Alan, Much and John, a wicked smile on her face. "How much is my silence worth?"

"Your life. If you tell, you die." Alan threatened her this time.

Djaq shook her head. "I don't know what you're so fussed about anyway! It was Daffyd who came onto ME!"

"Daffyd?" Tanya and Charli asked at the same time.

"Yeah, there was this guy wearing shiny clothes..." Djaq shrugged. "He-" Alan shut her up by pressing his lips against hers.

"And I want to know when that happened." Robin indicated the couple

"Last night apparently," Charli rolled her eyes. "Seems like everything happened last night! And all I got was an expensive phone bill to China!"

"You phoned China?"

"Will phoned China. I hid under the pillow."

"You phoned China on my phone?"

Will looked nervously between Tanya and Charli. "Uh..."

"I was wondering why I my check out bill was so bloody expensive this morning!" Tanya growled.

"Enough about China. I want to know what happened last night." Robin grinned mischievously.

"We walked into a gay bar," Djaq said, finally managing to push Alan away. "Unfortunately, a man tried to woo me, which I would not usually mind, but this time it was wrong."

"Yeah, seeing as he was wearing shiny PVC clothing, I would agree." Tanya laughed.

"Shiny what clothing?" Robin frowned.

"PVC." Tanya sighed. "How the hell am I going to explain that?"

Charli laughed. "Your remember at DMT training, some of the girls were wearing really shiny leotards? Its a little like that...just shinier and it squeaks when you walk..."

"Maybe we can just show them 'Little Britain' when we get home?" Charli suggested, but Tanya objected, sitting up.

"Can you imagine the questions?" She looked horrified.

Charli shrugged. "Kinda getting used to it to be honest. I'm ready to answer pretty much anything these guys throw at me."

"Will you please stop talking about us as if we're not here," Alan frowned.

Tanya nodded her head in agreement to Charli's comment, ignoring the man. "True. Yeah okay, we should dig it out!"

"Dig what out?" Alan asked, his frustration growing all the more.

"Do you even know where the DVD is? I haven't seen it in a while." Charli ignored the man too.

"Seen what!" Alan growled. "Robin! Tell them!"

"I'm sure we can find it somewhere!" Tanya shrugged.

"OI!" Alan yelled. Tanya and Charli began to giggle.

"Thought you were feeling ill," Will frowned.

Alan glared back. "I am! But it's impossible to be ill quietly when those two wont pay attention to me!"

"We're sorry Alan, but we can't help it if your voice just naturally blends into the background." Tanya shrugged.

The rest of the gang began to snigger at her words, but Alan gave her a warning glance. "One more, Tanya."

"I'm sorry, did somebody say something?" She looked around.

"Oh, that's it!" Alan was on his feet in a second.

Tanya whimpered and wrapped herself around Robin's legs. "Make him go away!"

"You brought it on yourself," Robin teased. "Here she is Alan!"

Tanya pouted and Charli giggled, having hidden herself safely behind Will. But the girls needn't have worried, as the man took a step and promptly collapsed on the floor. "Ugh. Remind me never to drink Tequila again."

"You drank Tequila? How much?"

"I'm fine, thanks." Everyone turned and stared down at the man. "What?"

Rolling her eyes, Tanya turned back to Alan and Djaq. "I'm serious, how much did they drink?"

"Too much by the looks of things," Charli reasoned. "And I hope you've learnt your lesson!"

"What time did you get in anyway?" Tanya asked, peeking out from between Robin's legs.

"Um, about ten minutes before Charli woke the two of you."

"Are you serious?" At their nods she moaned, leaning her head against his leg. "You lot are going to have a fun plane trip home. Flying with a hang over is not a fun thing to do!"

"Flying in general is not a fun thing to do." Alan grumbled from where he still lay on the floor.

"You! Shut up!" Charli told him. "Djaq? Anyone? Help him up, please?"

"I do not want to give the man any more sympathy than he deserves." She said simply.

Alan glared up at the women from the ground. "I thought you loved me?"

Djaq opened her mouth to speak, but stopped short when his words finally sunk in. Her cheeks blushed crimson red as she looked around at the rest of the gang, who in turn looked between the young couple in shock.

"So…" Much clapped his hands together, breaking the awkward silence, but grinning nonetheless. "Isn't it time we made a move!"

There was a series of commotion as the group quicky got to their feet and began to fumble around, trying to sort out the mass of hand luggage and the general chaos they usually created. Tanya was busy rooting through her bag, trying to dig out her passport again, and so didn't notice Charli approaching Robin.

"Hey Romeo! A quick word." She pulled him to one side. "I heard you had a wonderful evening last night, which is great," she nodded at him, a huge smile plastered on her face. "You know I'm all for happiness, especially when it involves my closest friend, 'coz she's been screwed over before. So, here it is, laid out on the line. You break her heart, you will die."