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Rachel's point of view:

It was a cold and rather depressing night-halloween 1998. Monica had thrown a Halloween party, just like she had every year. Her and Ross had broken up almost a year before, and then got back together, and then broke up again. But she knew he still loved her and she still loved him. She was currently with another guy, but they had only gone on one date. And she wanted to rekindle the love she had with Ross, if only for that one night.

Ross' point of view:

He was feeling lonely. He hadn't been with anyone besides Bonnie since Rachel. And he hadn't found love since Rachel. He wanted her back, but he didn't see that happening, partly because she was so firm about it, and partly because he claimed to her and everyone else that he had gotten over her. He didn't want to hurt his pride.

Joey's point of view:

Joey had always thought Monica was hot, but he never went after her because of her initial reaction when she first asked him in for "lemonade." It turned out to actually be "lemonade", although Joey thought that meant sex. He also didn't want to ruin their friendship.

Phoebe's point of view:

Phoebe always had a thing for Ross. She never saw her getting into any type of relationship with him, she didn't see him in that way. But still, she had always regretted not continuing down the path they were going on in the bar after his marriage with Carol failed. She wanted to see what this gentle person was like on another level.

Monica's point of view:

Monica had a thing for Joey when she first saw him. Especially with his arms. She was never good at relationships, and she knew it was probably for the better that nothing ever happened because he lived across the hall and would probably begin to hang out with the rest of the group. She eventually got over it, and she had no feelings at all for Joey. But, she had always been curious…

Chandler's point of view:

Chandler was never good at the relationship thing, or the sex thing. He always envied Joey's uncanny ability to bring every woman he dated home with him. He wanted that. He remembered the first time he saw the daddy's girl in the bar. He thought he could never get someone like that. Until he heard her say that she wanted just one night with the first guy she saw before she married Barry. He acted immediately by dropping the white pool ball onto the floor and going to pick it up over by Rachel. Nothing ended up happening, because Monica saw Rachel at that point and the two girls caught up on things.

The six of them were sitting there drinking Tiki Rum Punch after the Halloween party. They were only drinking for fun, but Monica didn't realize that she had poured too much Rum into the punch. She had already had two, so her judgement wasn't the best. She put more of the Rum into the punch, so much that one glass could knock someone out. She handed out the glasses, unaware of how drunk they were all about to get.

After about ten minutes, the group was just wasted. None of them thought they were drunk, though, because they had only had three glasses and normally Monica didn't put too much alcohol in them. Joey went back to his apartment to get some food. Monica had followed him to see if he had any more Rum in his place. "Hey Joey," she said stumbling into the apartment, "Do you have any um…um…damnit I forgot!" They both started laughing hysterically. "What's so funny Monica?" Joey said. He couldn't figure out why he was laughing. "Why are we laughing?"

"I don't know!" Monica said falling on the couch. "God I wish fun Bobby was here!"

"Yeah! Who is that?"

"That guy-um, crap I THINK he was my boyfriend." Joey laughed. "I could fill in!" They both started laughing again. "Haha good one Joey! You're fun. You're fun Joey!" Joey tripped and fell on top of Monica on the couch…

Phoebe decided she was going to her room. Being drunk, she forgot that that guest room was Rachel's now, not hers. She stumbled in there and fell on the bed. "Ooh it smells so good! Wow I smell like this?" Ross heard her and came in and shut the door. He said excitedly, "I wanna smell I wanna smell!" Phoebe laughed and pushed him on the bed and then laughed some more. "Hehe you fell Dr. Ross Geller!" She was making fun of his supposed "Dr." status. He just pulled her onto the bed and then laughed at her for falling as well, not remembering that he had pulled her down there…

Rachel and Chandler were still drinking on the couch. "Chandler I'm bored! Let's play a game!" Chandler asked, slurring his speech, "What game?" Rachel looked up at the ceiling, thinking. She kept staring up at the ceiling and Chandler asked what she was doing. "I'm-uh, I forgot!" The two of them also started laughing. "Excuse me miss but I have to go to the bathroom…" he said in a pirate voice, trying to make her laugh. She thought it was just hilarious. "I'm so bored!" She said to herself. "There's no one here! I'll go tell Ross in Phoebe's room," she said, also forgetting that it wasn't Phoebe's room anymore. She opened the door and saw Phoebe and Ross half naked and making out. She shut the door quickly. She was confused. "Was it me that went out with Ross or was it Phoebe?" She couldn't seem to remember anything that night. Chandler came out of the bathroom and nearly fell onto the couch. Rachel looked at him. "I have something fun to do!"

"We can go outside and run down the street naked!" He thought about what he said. "I'm just like my father!" He laughed and she laughed, but it didn't last long because Rachel grabbed him and started kissing him…

Rachel woke up in Monica's room, with Chandler's clothes on. What the hell is going on? She took the blankets off of Chandler and sure enough, he was wearing her clothes as well. "Chandler!" He woke up, startled. He looked to his side. "Rachel, what are you doing here?" He looked around. "Wait-what are we doing here? And why are you wrapped up in a sheet?"

"Chandler look down." He looked down and noticed that he was wearing girl clothes. "Please tell me these are not yours."

"Well I would, but they kind of are. Look." Rachel took off the sheet, and Chandler noticed his clothes on here as well. "What the hell happened last night?" He asked. "Honey you don't know how bad I wish I could answer that for you."

"Did we…?"

"I don't know. I hope not."

"Thanks."

"You know that's not why I said that."

"Great, I have no idea what happened last night, and I look like my father on mother's day."

"Mother's day?"

"You don't wanna pursue that question."

"Gotcha."

"We should probably switch clothes."

"You're right. How are we gonna do that without seeing eachother?"

"Um, take off my clothes, wrap up in the sheet, and go see where everyone else is. Monica isn't in her room. That's odd. I'll change in here." Rachel did nothing but nod her head. She wrapped up in the sheet after throwing Chandler's clothes on the bed, and walked out into the living room, slowly. She didn't know who was out there. She looked around. No one. Where did they all go? She saw her door closed. She always left it closed, so it was nothing out of the ordinary, but she figured she should check there. She opened the door and saw Ross and Phoebe sleeping in her bed.

"ROSS!" Ross woke up startled, just as Chandler had. "Rachel? Why are you in a sheet? Did we sleep together last night?" Rachel looked pissed. He could see it in her face. She looked to the side of him and nodded her had toward that way. He looked over and saw Phoebe and shrieked. The shriek woke Phoebe up and she turned and saw Ross. She also let out a scream. "What's going on here?!" Rachel told her. "Well, you are in MY bed with ROSS, I woke up in MONICA'S bed with CHANDLER, and we don't know where Monica or Joey is." Phoebe looked scared. Ross looked over at Phoebe. "Do we dare?" She said yes and Rachel agreed. Ross and Phoebe lifted up the covers and were both scared at what they saw. Rachel looked not angry anymore, but sad. "Well?" Ross looked down, as if in shame, and shook his head "yes." Rachel just walked out of the room and sat down on the couch. Phoebe grabbed her clothes off the floor and got dressed and Ross did the same, facing away from each other. When the two came out they joined Rachel and Chandler on the couch. "So…" Ross began. Rachel looked at him with a glare as if to say "shut up." They all sat there in silence until Joey and Monica walked in and sat in the chair and on the coffee table. Rachel looked at Monica. "Let me guess, you woke up next to Joey and you were naked." Monica said "No, it was worse than that." Chandler then asked, "You woke up wearing each others clothes?" Monica looked at Chandler as if to say "What the hell?". "No." Ross was curious. "Then what happened?" Monica looked at Joey. "Should we tell?" Joey looked at the others. "What happened to you guys first?" Rachel looked around. "Do we really wanna go there?" Phoebe said "Well we really need to talk about this." Monica got up and got a pen and paper. She wrote some things down and signed her name, then asked everyone else to sign their names. "This is a contract stating that not ONE of us will ever tell anyone about this, outside this group of six." Chandler signed next. "That seems fair." Monica asked Phoebe what happened to her first. "I don't know. All I know is I must have got drunk last night because I woke up next to Ross this morning naked, in Rachel's bed, and I don't know how I got there." Rachel looked the other way, she was obviously upset about it. "Rachel I'm so sorry."

"It's okay Pheebs it's not your fault." She looked at Ross. "What you think it's MY fault?"

"No. Why don't you tell your side of the story Ross?" She said angrily. "I don't know what happened either. I must have blacked out." Monica looked at Chandler. "Okay fine. I also blacked out, and I think Rachel did too," he looked at Rachel and she nodded her head at him confirming it, "because we woke up next to each other in Monica's bed wearing each other's clothes." Monica jumped up. "EWW!"

"Well Mon I guess it's your turn." Monica sat down again. "I woke up naked next to Joey, AND Fun Bobby, AND one of Joey's ex girlfriends." Everyone besides her and Joey said "EWW!". "I know." Joey looked around. "So no one can ever tell this story to anyone else." They all agreed. Rachel spoke up again. "And we will be better off forgetting that it ever even happened." They all agreed again. They sat in silence for a minute, until Monica said "I'm going to go down to Launderama and wash my sheets. Five times over." Rachel stood up. "And I'm gonna get dressed and go wash my sheets." It took a week for them to be totally fine and comfortable around each other again.

For nine years none of them thought about it, and they actually almost forgot it happened. But nine years later, they all remembered the same night, in their dreams.