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Monica and Chandler were still having trouble believing that Monica had finally gotten pregnant. "Chandler did you tell your parents yet?"

"No. That wouldn't end very well."

"Why not?"

"Well, because if the baby is a boy, and he spends time with my father, he will become my father. If the baby is a girl, and she spends too much time with either of them, she could become very provocative." Monica laughed. "Well that may be true, but Jack and Erica know their paternal and maternal grandparents. Our new baby should too."
"Speaking of the new baby, have you thought of names?"

"Sure have!"

"Oh that's right. I'm married to MONICA." She smiled at him. "Oh stop."

"Well? What are they?"

"Daniel if it's a boy, and Nora if it's a girl."

"Nora?"

"That's right."

"But that's my mother's name."
"Uh huh. I've always liked that name. And since we named Jack after my dad I thought we should name a girl baby after your mom."

"Why not YOUR mom?"
"Because MY mom hates me."

"I think hate is too strong a word."

"She avoids me."

"That's better." Monica laughed and kissed Chandler.

Phoebe woke up the next morning to find that Mike had already gone off to work. She decided she would try to make him feel more involved in her life by doing something romantic for him. Unfortunately, she wasn't much of a romantic type. She liked romantic things being done for her but she never really did anything. She picked up the phone and it started to ring. "Hello?"
"Hey Rachel is Ross at home?"

"Oh hey Pheebs, yeah I'll go get him."

"Hello?"

"Hey Ross it's Phoebe. I need your help."

"Sure what's up?"

"Well well. This is a very impressive resume Joey. It seems you have done a lot of work in the entertainment business. Now tell me, what kind of jobs did Mrs. Lenard get for you?" Joey looked around. Wow this is a HUGE office. I hope he signs me. "Well, mostly plays and commercials and stuff, besides my Days of Our Lives character."

"Well I think I could get you parts in major films. Would you like to hear my terms?"

"You bet!" Ron Buck went on to discuss his terms before Joey signed. He happily agreed. "Okay Joey sign here, here, here, here, and here." Joey anxiously took the pen out of his new agent's hand and signed. "Pleasure doing business with you Mr. Tribbiani. I'll give you a call probably tomorrow. Oh, and you're gonna need some new headshots. These are a year old already."

"No problem. And thanks again."

"Sure." Joey shut the door to Ron Buck's office. "I can't believe my agent is Ron Buck! I'm Ron Buck's client! Wow I can't even say it without smiling." He went back towards his apartment to call and share the good news with his friends.

"Mom I'm telling you I'm pregnant!"
"Why should I believe you this time? You weren't pregnant last time, at your wedding."
"Mom I wasn't the one that told you I was pregnant at my wedding. Ross was!"

"Well why would Ross tell us something that you didn't tell him?"

"Chandler told him!"
"Well where did Chandler hear it?"
"From Rachel and Phoebe!"
"What made them think you were pregnant?"

"Phoebe found a pregnancy test in the trash can."

"Why did you take a pregnancy test if you didn't think you were pregnant?"
"Oh my God Mom! It was Rachel's test! I don't wanna go into this right now okay? If you don't believe me, that's fine. You'll see."

"Perhaps." Monica hung up the phone in frustration. "She still doesn't believe you huh?"

"Nope. What do I have to do to be taken seriously!" One of the twins started to cry and Chandler started walking up the stairs to see what was wrong. "I'll get back to you on that honey."

Ross knocked on Phoebe's door and she answered it. "Great." Was all she said when she pulled his arm nearly out of its socket and pulled him inside. "Pheebs, what's goin on?"

"Mike and I are having some problems. He says he doesn't feel like he is a part of my life anymore. So I'm going to do something really romantic for him tonight."
"Oh that's great Pheebs what are you going to do?"

"I don't know." Ross looked confused. "But you just said you were going to do something…" Phoebe interrupted, "There's no time for questions Geller! Listen I'm not the romantic type so I need to get an idea from you."

"What do you mean you're not the romantic type?"

"I don't know, I guess I'm just not girly enough to think of romantic things like you do." Ross raised an eyebrow. "Wha-Hey! I'm not girly! I just have good ideas." Phoebe rolled her eyes. "Uh huh sure ya do. Now I need help!"

"Okay okay. How about making him a romantic dinner in the park?"

"Nope I already did that with a guy."
"Okay what about a romantic dinner at home?"

"Nope did that too."

"Okay what about just sex all night long, whatever he wants."

"Psh I've done that with every guy." Ross shook his head in disgust. "Wha-Phoebe!"

"What? What can I say I like to please."

"Okay well why don't you please me and not give me any more details about that hm? Now how about lining the room with his favorite flower and putting on something slutty?"

"Oh my God Ross I'm not you!"
"What? I never did that."

"Sure Ross. Remember Rachel is my friend and girlfriends share things." Ross looked embarrassed. "Hey she made me wear that!" Phoebe laughed. "Ross I was just kidding I didn't think you actually did that!" Ross looked even more embarrassed. "Well I was kidding too." He tried to cover it up. They thought all night and finally Phoebe decided she would do what Ross did on his first date with Rachel. Picnic in the Planetarium under the stars. He would sure love that.