Hey guys! I released this story a long time ago but it somehow got deleted so now I'm reputting it out! Well enjoy...

"I hate him!"

Bill Corks the famous pirate of the asian seas threw a dagger at the picture of Jack Sparrow he had on the wall.

"Why boss?" asked his mate Jerry.

"Because.." he growled. "..he steals our booty. He slept with my sister. And he got the black pearl...I WANT THE BLACK PEARL! His crew is all so sickening loyal to him..."

"..I'm sickening loyal to you sir." Jerry said.

Bill waved the comment away.

"...It's not like that..." he said. "...I saw them this morning...they stole the island booty we were gonna steal! I sailed all the way from Tokyo to get this stuff and he comes along and steals it...why Jerry why?"

"Maybe he's a good pirate? A better pirate?" Jerry asked.

Bill shook his head.

"No...that's not it...he's not better..." he moaned. "He's just smarter. Everybody loooves Jack Sparrow...he's cool...he's hot..." Jerry nodded. "...He's nice. He's...what? 30 something."

"36 sir,"

"Yeah! And the whole island of port royal loves him! What do we have that he doesn't? How can we get rid of him? I can't kill him...too messy...his crew will come after us on that bloody boat and kill us all to avenge him..if they don't get us..the entire island of port royal will...what can I do? How can win Jerry how?"

"...There is something Jack sparrow doesn't have Bill..."

Bill turned around. There stood a beautiful woman. She wore pirate clothes and had boots on. The evening wind teased her hair as she stood in the door way. Her black hair was tied lowly down her back and her dark blue eyes sparkled gently.

"Who the hell are you?" Bill asked after getting over the shock of her.

"Cat...I think I can help you get rid of Jack sparrow Bill."

"What?" Jerry asked looking between her and his boss. "you know her?"

Bill shook his head.

"No. but if she can help...then I'll do whatever she says, Sit down my dear. Now tell me how you think you cab rid of Jack sparrow."

"I know magic...curses that pirate trash like yourself only speak of in whispers. My father was a pirate I know all about Jack. I know he's a menace and must be stopped so when I heard you were planning something I made my way over here to offer my services. So...can I help?"

"What's the catch?" Jerry asked.

"No catch...I just want half of all the booty you pull in. And I wanna see sparrow suffer as much as you do. That and I want rides on this ship and the black pearl when you get it. I want room and board for as long as needed...and...night time entertainment."

"Whatever you want..." Bill grinned. "so...when do we kill him?"

Cat laughed.

"Kill? Oh no my dear boy...what fun is killing if we can't watch him suffer?"

"True...true..."Bill rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "But how? What can we do to make him suffer? He has no 1 girl he keeps close and has no family to speak of...will turner and his wife Elizabeth maybe...no...it'd be too much of a trouble...then what?"

"That's why I know magic..." she said taking the thing of rum off the table and creating a glass out of mid air. " ..I'm an expert in curses. I can make him suffer in so many ways."

"Can we turn him into something?" Jerry asked. "Like...I dunno...a woman? That'd be funny!"

"How about a fish?" Bill said. "then his crew will eat him!"

"Or...a woman!"

"No...I want him to suffer more then that...no animals...I wan him to be able to talk...I wanna hear him cry and beg for mercy...wait cry? hm..." she downed the rum. "maybe...what's the most untrusty thing in the whole world? something not even his loyal crew would believe him if he said it was him right in there faces?"

"A woman?"

"NO WOMAN MORON!"

"A teenage boy..." bill said. "...my late wife. God rest her soul. and I had 1. slept with all the handmaids and went after me girl. Had to kill him o' course but he denied it over and over though I saw the whole thing!"

"And this boy was...?"

"Just turned 17. There useless then. Can't drink. all virgins. Too many hormones. Pimples and sleepiness. It's a pain in the rear. Oh and there all so lanky. Clumsy dumb scrawny brats. No muscle on 'um."

Cat laughed. It sounded like the wind going through the trees. It was suddenly cool in the room. Jerry shook nervously. Cat waved her hand and a grin came over her face.

Then that's what we'll do." she said. "We'll let him suffer a long time then when the moments right we'll take him. Kill him."

she closed her eyes and began to murmur. The words spun around them in a sweet melody then out the window. The candles all flickered out and the wind blew harder. A silence fell over the ship that was docked on the far side of an island. The crew watched and the window pulled violently on the sails and threw things of the ship. The sails whipped about horribly then there was a calm. Like the calm before a storm. Cat opened her eyes.

"It's done." she whispered.

It was the same time else where. Jack yawned lazily as the ship the black pearl into the sunset. They had just finished another good raid and made themselves rich. The crew were all below deck counting there coins as Jack flicked things off the hule. It had been a good day...why was he so upset? He sighed and sipped his rum. He had to stay there and sail the stupid boat.

"They better not take my bloody share..." he mumbled.

The sun finally dipped into the sky and a blanket of darkness fell over him. In the distance was an island...probebly the place they'd raid when they spent there fortune. He grinned at the thought of all the woman and the rum he could buy with it. He'd have to send some to Will and Elizabeth though. He knew that they were trying for a kid and could use all the extra money they could get. Maybe they'd name it after him? Jack sparrow turner...or Jacquilin Sparrow turner. It didn't matter. The stars blinked happily above him as the cool night breeze danced around him. Then it stopped. the sails stopped moving and the breeze died.

"What in the bloody hell?" he asked himself as he climbed to the side of the ship.

In the distance...something was coming. Almost like a wind so strong it would probably knock the boat over.. and more importantly him and the treasure. Could it be a hurricane? No they would have known it earlier. A tornado? No they have a shape this didn't. This was just...wind. He leaned over the side of the ship hanging onto a rope. when the wind hit. It was like being in the middle of a violent storm. He hung on to his rope for dear life as he was sent flying about. He could almost hear whispering in the wind. I mumbled things in a strange language that Jack couldn't say what it was though he had heard alot of stuff in his life. suddenly a warm dizziness hit him. Like he was sea sick. He closed his eyes and passed out. Few anxious moments passes until Anna Maria came on the deck.

"Jack?" she yelled. "they're takin' your share. I thought I should come and tell ya...Jack?"

she saw him swaying in the wind. His hand let go of the rope that was keeping him up as he tumbled into the ocean.

"JACK NO!" she screamed as she went to the edge and peered down.

He was somewhere beneath the waves now. The wind was dieing down. It was a gentle breeze now as she saw a dim out line of a man drifting towards the island. He had got way out in front of them.

"CREW ON DECK NOW!" she screamed as they scrambled to there spots.

"CAPTAIN JACK WENT OVERBOARD. WE'RE GOING TO THAT ISLAND TO GET HIM. ANY QUESTIONS?" there was silence. "GOOD NOW LET'S GO!"

The crew hopped to as Anna Maria watched and grabbed the steering wheel as they went towards the island.

"I'm coming Jack." she whispered.

"Uh..."

Jack sat up on the beach. The hot sun beat down on him. Hi body was covered in salt water. He sighed. How did he get there? A flash of the night's events came back to him. He went overboard. He looked around. A white sandy beach... palm trees...he had drifted to the far side of Palm island a big island but the far side was just beaches and trees. He scratched his face. Then stopped. He didn't feel any hair. That was weird.

"Why can't..." he stopped. His voice was higher and Jack felt panic streak through him. "I sound like a kid!"

He jumped to his feet. He was much shorter and his clothes hung loosely of him like they were too big. He went down to the water's edge and stared at his reflection.

"What in the bloody... AHH!"

The face looking back was shaven. No beard. The hair was short on his head and he wore baggy clothes that Jack had been wearing perfectly just hours ago. He was about 17. Jack stared at his body. There was no muscle. Just bonyness. How could he be a teenager again? He tried to remember what it was like being like that...he was still a virgin...that was great...other things hadn't been the size they were when he was 36...much smaller.

He let out a sob.

"What happened?" he yelled tripping over his own feet and into the sand, The sound of his voice seemed so different. It was definitely his but different. Maybe higher. Not a man voice yet. He felt a horrible feeling in his stomach. The crew...what if they didn't believe him? He made his way to the other side of the island. Most of the time he didn't notice that he was going. He was in a daze. He couldn't think straight. It didn't make cense. This couldn't be real...could it? Suddenly he realized he was in town. Right near the port. He had been on this road all day. The sky was dim with moonlight as he approached the docks. It looked about 7: 00 at night. The ships swayed gently in the night breeze. A big ship was hidden by reads and trees. Jack squinted to see it. It was a pirate ship. HIS SHIP! He went over to it trying to keep his pants from falling down. Somebody had tied it to port. There was no way in though. Unless...Jack peered down into the inky black water and saw right above it his cabin. He grabbed the edge of the ship and swung down kicking it open with his feet. He slipped in easily his new body being much more narrow then his other. The room was still the same. That meant that they didn't replace him yet.

"They must be here looking for me." he said as he made his way to his stuff.

He grabbed a rum bottle and peered in it through the lid. Empty. He threw it to the ground. He opened up a chest. It was made of wood and had silver on the ends and was embedded with jewels. Sapphires and emeralds mostly though. He stared at the treasure inside. It was his cut of the stealings. He stuck his hand in and pulled out a coin. Then he pulled out a hand full. Suddenly a door opened. The sound of footsteps approached. Before Jack could hide there stood 2 members of the crew.

"He's stealing Cap'in Jack's treasure!" The 1 with the eye patch screamed.

"Oh no I'm not." he said cockily dropping the coins back in the chest, then touching his hands to his chest and he cockily strutted towards them. "It's mine. I'm...he lemme go!"

The stronger of the 2 had lifted him with ease and made his way to the deck.

"I wasn't stealing!" he yelled.

But they didn't listen. They threw him down at the feet of Anna Maria who stood on the deck of the ship.

"What's this kid doing here?" she spat.

"I'm not a kid!" he said. "I resent that!"

"He was stealin' the capt'in's treasure he was!" the eye patch man said.

"Leave us!" she commanded.

The other pirates recruited down the stairs to go below deck. Hurricane Ana Marina was about to hit.

She grabbed Jack by the collar of his shirt.

"What were you doing in the captain's quarters?" she hissed. "Only the captain can be down there!"

He struggled then laughed.

"Not true love." he said, popping his pointer fingers out and cocking them towards her. "You've been down there plenty of times if I remember correctly."

She let go of him.

"what?" she asked.

"Anna Maria love! It's me!" he said flailing his arms out for her to see him more clearly. "It's me Jack! Oh you won't believe this but I turned into a kid again! I..."

But Anna Maria's head dropped. A strange sound came from her. It sounded a bit like laughter but it wasn't. she looked back up at him and he took a step back. There were tears flooding out of her eyes.

"Don't EVA make fun of Jack like that EVA!" she said. "he was our captain..."

"was?" he sighed. "I'm still a good captain. Well I may be a bloody bit shorter but I'll last longer now!"

She smacked him across the face.

"Don't mock the dead!"

"Dead!"

"He wasn't found." she sobbed harder. "He drowned at sea I expect. Oh God Jack...why?" she cried into her hands.

"Anna." he said. "I didn't know you cared so much...I would have had you down into my quarters if I did. We can go now..."

She hit him again.

"Ok I deserved that."

"Look." she said wiping a tear from her face. "Get off the boat now and I won't have you killed. I gotta look tough for the crew for Jack's sake. This place will need a new captain and I'll do it.. Now go." she leaned down and dropped the ladder. Jack stared at her.

"But Anna..."

"JUST GO!"

She shoved him back down to the port and cut the line that kept them in place. she pulled up the ladder as Jack went down the dock after them.

"wait! Anna Maria! You don't understand!"

"Bye kid." she said as she went up to the steering wheel and sailed the boat away.

Jack watched as the sailed off. He felt useless like they had sailed off with his heart. Thunder boomed above him and his beautiful night turned stormy. Jack didn't go for cover though. Hew went towards the town in the rain. His already baggy clothes were now heavy with water. The town was quiet and the only lights came from the windows of the buildings. Jack stumbled into a near by inn and pub. It was mostly empty with the exception of a drunk guy in the way back sleeping in a bowl of nuts. Jack pulled himself up to the bar.

"Rum. Very strong." he said to the man behind the counter.

He stared at Jack.

"Kid...you can't have rum..." he said. " How about milk?"

"I. want. rum." jack felt that sick feeling come into his stomach. "I can handle it. Trust me. Can I have some please?"

"Kid get outta here!" he said then looked behind him. "And you get back to work ya lazy slut!"

Jack turned around and saw who he was talking to. A girl had been watching them. She had a serving maid's dress on but was unmistakably beautiful. she was about 17 and had soft black hair with sparkly purple eyes that she pulled into a messy ponytail. She skin was a white color but not pale. It was almost a soft snow color. It was beautiful. Jack stared at her for a minute. Then she disappeared around the corner. Jack turned back to the man.

"You shouldn't yell at her." he said. "It's not polite. Don't ya know how to treat a lady?"

The man ground.

"Look kid. If you're not gonna buy anything then get out! And next time if I want you're opinion I'll ask for it!"

Jack stared out the window and into the rainy city. Where would he go? where would he stay? What would he do?

"Can I get a room here?" Jack asked.

"Do you have 20 pounds a night?"

Jack sighed.

"No."

"well then no."

Jack sighed. He went up and out into the storm. Lightning flashed above him as he went into a corner road and huddled by the back wall of the inn. He put his head between his legs. If he closed his eyes he was still on the black pearl...maybe lying next to Annamaria...counting all his loot...he'd still be 36...but no. Now he was 17...all by himself...wet and poor. Yup what a awesome thing. The door next to him opened. The girl he saw earlier came out. she had a basket of trash that she threw next to him/ There eyes met.

"Um...hi." she said.

"Hi."

There was silence.

"why yare you sitting here all wet and stuff?" she asked.

He shrugged.

"I have no where lese to go." he said.

"wanna come in?" she opened the door more. "I can get you some food."

"Really?"

"yeah."

Jack went to his feet and followed the girl inside. the girl went through the kitchen and took Jack to a back room. There was a fire in the far corner of the room. Jack saw a big sofa where he went to sit down. The girl gave him a towel.

"Thanks." he said.

He dried himself off and rubbed his now smooth face. His heart sank at the thought of not having his beard.

"I'll go get you some food I'll be right back." she said and went out into the hall. she came back a minute later with a bowl of stew. She gave it to him and he started to scarf it down. The girl stared at him as he did.

"Do I know you from somewhere?" she asked. "you look familiar."

"Really?" he laughed. "well some people say I look like a pirate."

"Maybe." she said. Jack swallowed.

"That's bad. I'm sorry." he said.

"It's ok." she said. "By the way I'm Terra. you?"

"Jack. Jack sparrow."

"Like the pirate!"

Jack laughed nervously.

"I...did I say sparrow? Noo...I meant spall...ers...yeah...spallers."

"Oh. sorry."

He finished.

"So...Jack..." Terra asked. "where ya from?"

"Far away from here."

"yeah me too. what brings you here?"

Jack thought for a minute.

"I got left here."

"That stinks." she said.

"what about you?"

"I...um..." she stopped. "I'm just here. I work here actually." she changed the subject. "So how long you gonna be here?"

"Oh...tomorrow maybe."

"Oh."

More silence.

"Oh..." terra laughed. "I forgot." she went over to a drawer in the dresser in that far corner. she pulled out a pair of pants and a shirt. she handed them to him.

"You're all wet..." she said. "And it looked like your clothes were too big. You can barely keep your pants on."

"They used to fit..." Jack mumbled.

"What?"

"Oh nothing love. Sadly nothing."

"Well..." Terra looked around. "If you don't tell anybody. There's an extra room upstairs. The keys under the floor board out front. You can stay the night if ya want..."

Jack leapt up.

"Thanks love."

He went out into the hall and found the stairs. He clutched his pants and shirt in hand and began the trip up. He noticed a couple of girls noticed him and were giggling and pointing. He grinned and winked at them. Maybe this wasn't gonna be that bad...

Comment or no new chp! It's already written up so all I need is some commetns! Till next time!