Chapter 7 (i think)

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Disclaimer- I don't own FMA or Inuyasha (i wish i did thou)

"What do you mean? I actually chose the right direction?" Dorochet's head rose into the air as he sniffed the breeze. Catching the familiar scent he smiled, "Am I cool or what?"

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Yeah, lets praise you for having dumb luck."

Kagome smiled, "You're amazing Dorochet!"

Inuyasha's eyes shot open, "WHAT!?! Didn't you hear the sarcasim in my voice? He just got lucky!"

Dorochet grinned, "I bet that's more than you ever got."

( pause for dramatic effect XD)

Inuyasha ignored his comment and instead headed up towards the smell of Naraku/Dante. They passed the remains of several carrages as they traveled in silence. Dorochet kept his eyes and ears open for any sign of life. Finally, as they rounded a bend in their path, they noticed a familiar figure sitting in the trees, a baboon skin draped over them.

Dorochet stepped forward, "Is that you Dante?"

Inuyasha stood with Kagome, no matter how much they wanted Naraku dead, this wasn't their time to battle. Naraku turned his head to Inuyasha, unmasking his face, "Who's your new friend mutt?"

Dorochet grinned, "I'm a friend of Greed's..."

Naraku shifted his weight onto one of the brances behind him, "How very poetic, but meaningless. What is your real name, and what buisness do you have with me?"

"Well Dante, I need your help getting me out of this time and place."

"Dante? You must have me mistaken boy, there's no Dante here." his eyes flashed dangerously, "and I don't know what you want me to do about you being stuck in this day and time."

"Actually, I said time and place."

"Appearantly you don't know your place. You are arguing with a very powerful demon right now boy, remember that."

"You're no more a demon than I am human! You're just some sick twisted alchemist posing as something you aren't as your very soul rots away and you're left with nothing to do but make more stones" Dorochets eyes glew a dangerous red.

Naraku showed signs of irratation, "- you're irrataing me, and that's not a good thing." he jumped towards Dorochet.

"Cut the crap Dante, I know all about you, Hoenheim, and all the others. You made the stone years ago, and years from now you and I meet and that damn stone is still causing all the world's problems!" the hair on the back of his neck rose and spread to the crease in his shoulders, "All I want from you now is to give me a way back through the Gate and back HOME!"

Naraku's eyes faultered, "Ho-hoenheim, where did you hear that name? I haven't told anyone about that name."

Dorochet shook his head lightly, "Not yet you haven't, but years from now you'll meet a man named Greed and he'll tell me everything you've told him."

Naraku grinned, "You've got it all figured out... except for one small thing. I don't have to do a damn thing for you." Dorochet lunged at Naraku, claws lashing out at him. Naraku jumped backwards and grinned, "ta ta mutt." then he jumped up and was caught on Kagura's feather.

Inuyasha doubled over in laughter, breaking the seriousness of the moment, "Well that went well."