Go Josie its my birthday! We're going to party like its my birthday! PRESENTS! Not...oh well! Atleast I got reviews!
inuyasha lover23454 : No offense or anything...but I'm a girl. But I am definetly going to kick some wallmaster butt! Thanks!
Mariku Thestral : Thanks!
We stopped at a entrance, to a path but saw a boy standing in front of it.
"Sorry, no fairy boy, but NO entry. And whose this? I never seen this girl before."
Before Link could answer I said "BECAUSE! I've been living UNDERGROUND the whole freaking time! And today, I was walking to my mud fridgerator when I saw I was out of peanut butter! And I HAVE to have peanut butter! You know why?"
Mido look at me frightened. "N-no..."
"I NEEDED it because today is peanut butter day! And what is peanut butter day without peanut butter!?So I came up here to get some, when I saw that they had moved K-Mart out of the way and made a freaking national park with midgets everywhere! Whats up with that?"
Link, Mido, and Madison stared at her with their mouths hanging open. I grinned mentally at my story and finished it off with "So I NEED to speak with the Great Deku Tree about why they dont put caffeine in A&W root beer."
Madison asked me. "What does that have to do with peanut butter?"
I glared at her, I had hoped she would catch on to my lie but OBVIOUSLY not.
"Because Frodo likes caffeine."
"Oh....then why-"
I hit her hard and she flew back into my shirt. I could hear her squealing angrily at me. I looked at Mido.
"So can I PLEASE go through?"
"Uhhh....sure."
He moved away from the entrance, still staring at me. Link turned to me.
"I dont think you'll need my help anymore, I'm going home to take a nap(and thats where the adventure begins!). I guess I'll see you afterwhile."
I nodded and walked past Mido and into a path. Madison came out of my shirt, still glaring at me angrily.
I grinned to myself and continued walking, when this green and blue thing popped out of the ground.
I waited for Madison to go over to it and tell me about the enemy, but she continued to do nothing.
"Uhh...Madison?'
"What?"
"Your supposed to turn yellow and go over to the enemy, then tell me about it."
"How about no."
"Madison...."
"WHAT?!"
"Let me remind you, then I am way much bigger, taller, and stronger than you and that I can easily squash you right now."
"Damn."
She flew over to it, but instead of turning yellow, she turned purple.
I gave a annoyed sigh and asked her about it.
"Its a mean thing. That looks alot like you, since its so ugly. You dont have a sword, idiot, so just run around it or maybe your ugly face can kill it." She informed me, smirking.
"MADISON!!!"
"What?" She said in a innocent tone.
I clenched my fists, angrily and walked over to the plant and kicked it. It immediately fell down.
"....well that was easy."
I picked up the stick it left, and put it in a backpack I had somehow got.
I glared once more at Madison before continuing down the path, I stopped for a moment and gazed at a blue fairy that flew around me yelling. 'Hey!' before flying off.
I grinned when I remembered that it was Navi.
I continues down the path once again and stopped in amazement when I reached my destination.
Both my and Madison's mouth dropped at the sight of the Great Deku Tree.
"Whoa....."
It stared at me.
'Thy has never seen thee child here in the forest.'
I jumped back, surprised as a deep sorrowful voice that came from the tree.
"Err...no. I was somehow...zapped here."
'Explain please, child.'
I explained to him all about our world and how I appeared here.
"....and thats how I got here, Treebeard. Err...do you mind if I call you Treebeard? I...err...like that name."
Madison giggling in my ear.
'Thy does not mind, child. I have sent a fairy to find a boy, to help Thy. I seemed to know thee would come and I want you to go alone with him. His name is Link. I want thee to help him on his long journey for jutsice and peace.'
I blinked. "Err...will this get me home.?'
'Yes.'
"Then I'll do it! But I think I'll need a weapon."
A small sword appeared in front of me. A red jewel in the middle. It looked like the one Link got when he retrieved his Kokiri sword. A second later a Kokiri shield and a wooden ocarina appeared. I put the shield on.
"Whats this Ocarina for?"
'Thee will learn in due time.'
"Oh...okay."
I looked for Madison, and saw her playing with a evil plant.
"Madison!"
"WHAT NOW?!"
"Get your fairy ass over here right now!"
She grumbled and flew in circles over to me.
Before I could say anything else to 'Treebeard' I heard a small voice behind me.
"Great Deku Tree! I'm back!"
inuyasha lover23454 : No offense or anything...but I'm a girl. But I am definetly going to kick some wallmaster butt! Thanks!
Mariku Thestral : Thanks!
We stopped at a entrance, to a path but saw a boy standing in front of it.
"Sorry, no fairy boy, but NO entry. And whose this? I never seen this girl before."
Before Link could answer I said "BECAUSE! I've been living UNDERGROUND the whole freaking time! And today, I was walking to my mud fridgerator when I saw I was out of peanut butter! And I HAVE to have peanut butter! You know why?"
Mido look at me frightened. "N-no..."
"I NEEDED it because today is peanut butter day! And what is peanut butter day without peanut butter!?So I came up here to get some, when I saw that they had moved K-Mart out of the way and made a freaking national park with midgets everywhere! Whats up with that?"
Link, Mido, and Madison stared at her with their mouths hanging open. I grinned mentally at my story and finished it off with "So I NEED to speak with the Great Deku Tree about why they dont put caffeine in A&W root beer."
Madison asked me. "What does that have to do with peanut butter?"
I glared at her, I had hoped she would catch on to my lie but OBVIOUSLY not.
"Because Frodo likes caffeine."
"Oh....then why-"
I hit her hard and she flew back into my shirt. I could hear her squealing angrily at me. I looked at Mido.
"So can I PLEASE go through?"
"Uhhh....sure."
He moved away from the entrance, still staring at me. Link turned to me.
"I dont think you'll need my help anymore, I'm going home to take a nap(and thats where the adventure begins!). I guess I'll see you afterwhile."
I nodded and walked past Mido and into a path. Madison came out of my shirt, still glaring at me angrily.
I grinned to myself and continued walking, when this green and blue thing popped out of the ground.
I waited for Madison to go over to it and tell me about the enemy, but she continued to do nothing.
"Uhh...Madison?'
"What?"
"Your supposed to turn yellow and go over to the enemy, then tell me about it."
"How about no."
"Madison...."
"WHAT?!"
"Let me remind you, then I am way much bigger, taller, and stronger than you and that I can easily squash you right now."
"Damn."
She flew over to it, but instead of turning yellow, she turned purple.
I gave a annoyed sigh and asked her about it.
"Its a mean thing. That looks alot like you, since its so ugly. You dont have a sword, idiot, so just run around it or maybe your ugly face can kill it." She informed me, smirking.
"MADISON!!!"
"What?" She said in a innocent tone.
I clenched my fists, angrily and walked over to the plant and kicked it. It immediately fell down.
"....well that was easy."
I picked up the stick it left, and put it in a backpack I had somehow got.
I glared once more at Madison before continuing down the path, I stopped for a moment and gazed at a blue fairy that flew around me yelling. 'Hey!' before flying off.
I grinned when I remembered that it was Navi.
I continues down the path once again and stopped in amazement when I reached my destination.
Both my and Madison's mouth dropped at the sight of the Great Deku Tree.
"Whoa....."
It stared at me.
'Thy has never seen thee child here in the forest.'
I jumped back, surprised as a deep sorrowful voice that came from the tree.
"Err...no. I was somehow...zapped here."
'Explain please, child.'
I explained to him all about our world and how I appeared here.
"....and thats how I got here, Treebeard. Err...do you mind if I call you Treebeard? I...err...like that name."
Madison giggling in my ear.
'Thy does not mind, child. I have sent a fairy to find a boy, to help Thy. I seemed to know thee would come and I want you to go alone with him. His name is Link. I want thee to help him on his long journey for jutsice and peace.'
I blinked. "Err...will this get me home.?'
'Yes.'
"Then I'll do it! But I think I'll need a weapon."
A small sword appeared in front of me. A red jewel in the middle. It looked like the one Link got when he retrieved his Kokiri sword. A second later a Kokiri shield and a wooden ocarina appeared. I put the shield on.
"Whats this Ocarina for?"
'Thee will learn in due time.'
"Oh...okay."
I looked for Madison, and saw her playing with a evil plant.
"Madison!"
"WHAT NOW?!"
"Get your fairy ass over here right now!"
She grumbled and flew in circles over to me.
Before I could say anything else to 'Treebeard' I heard a small voice behind me.
"Great Deku Tree! I'm back!"
