I got 3 reviews for this story!!!! In one day!!! But, on to the story!!!
Me: Hey guys, guess what?
Sakura: You're going to let us go?
Kakashi: You're going to do some of the things in this book?
Me: No and Hell No!!!! We have new people joining us. Temari, Shikamaru, Deidara, come in.
(Three ninja come into the room)
Me: Oh yeah, Isano left us for a career in singing.
Everyone: Awww
Me: But on the bright side, we have two new people joining us!!
(Two girls come into the room. One is 16 and has dark brown hair tied in a ponytail. The other being 21 and has semi-short black hair out)
Me: This is Naomi and Miya. They will join us for a while. (Points to each girl)
Deidara: Hmm, that brunette is kinda cute.
Kakashi: If I ask nicely, I wonder if I can get a lap dance from Miya.
Me: Alright, now on with the dares!!! First one is for Naomi.
Naomi: What is it?
Me: You have to kill Itachi.
Everyone: (WTF looks on their faces)
Me: Oh wait, I meant you have to kiss Itachi. Silly me!!!!
Naomi: (Goes over to Itachi and sits on his lap)
Haku: This is going to be interesting.
Everyone: (Nods in agreement)
Deidara: Like anyone cares about that!! (Says rather loudly)
Naomi: (Leans in on Itachi and kisses him passionately)
Everyone: Awwwww
Deidara: (Grits teeth and punches hole through the closest wall)
Naomi: (Still kissing Itachi)
Deidara: Can you two fucking stop now!!!
Me: Jealous much, Deidara? I mean come on, it's a damn kiss.
Deidara: I should be kissing her, not that man-whore.
Itachi: What you call me????
Deidara: You heard me!! Want to take this outside?!
Itachi: Why outside? We can scrap right now!!!!
(Two boys start to fight in the middle of the floor)
Naomi: Boys, stop!!! Ashley, do something!!!
Me: Fight, fight, fight, fight!!!!
Naomi: Ashley!!! Oh, what's the point? Deidara, Deidara, listen to me.
(Boys still fighting. Itachi's pulling Deidara's hair and Deidara's beating Itachi and telling him to let go.)
Everyone Else: (Cheering for who they think should win)
Naomi: That's enough!!! Deidara, I like you, not Itachi! It was just a kiss, I'd rather kiss you!!
Deidara: (Stops fighting, grabs Naomi, and kisses her deeply.)
Me: Awww!! Anyway, who'd you guys think would win?
Everyone: (Huddles together for a minute then breaks) Itachi, hands down.
Me: Yeah, I thought that too. Deidara's strong, just Itachi is stron-
Miya: Ashley, shouldn't you do the second dare?
Me: Oh yeah. Now it's your turn, Shikamaru!!!
Shikamaru: So troublesome.
Me: Don't hate the player, hate the game. Now, you have to admit your love for Temari. Okay???
Shikamaru: Like I would do that.
Me: Do it or. (Whispers the rest in Shikamaru's ear.)
Shikamaru: You wouldn't dare.
Me: Try me. Now do it.
Shikamaru: How do you know I like her anyway?
Me: I didn't, until now.
Shikamaru: What?!
Me: Hahaha, you just told on yourself!!! What'd you got to say now??
Shikamaru: Only this: Want to go out Temari?
Temari: Sure.
(Shikamaru and Temari walk out the room holding hands)
Me: Now hold on a damn minute!! Who said they could leave???
Sasuke: You just did. Or at least you wrote it.
Me: Dammit, foiled by an Uchiha!!! Oh well, that happens to me all the time!!! Now all of you take these clothes and get dressed.
Sakura: Why?
Ino: Where are we going?
Me&Miya: SHOPPING!!!!
Every Girl in the room: YAY!!!!
Every Guy in the room: (Groans)
Naruto: Haku, you shouldn't mind shopping.
Haku: Just because I sound and looks like a girl, doesn't mean I think like one.
Me: Oh, what are you guys complaining about? It'll be fun!!
Kakashi: No it won't.
Itachi: Whenever a guy goes to the mall with a girl, he is always stuck holding their bags.
Me: Don't be sexist!!!!
Miya: Besides, we won't make you do that. Now come one!!!
(One minute, Miya and I leave to get dress. Next minute, we come back in something else)
Naruto: How'd you change so fast?!
Me: When it comes to shopping, you need to learn to go fast and manage time. Now let's go? Who wants to drive?
Itachi, Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, Deidara, and Sakura: (Raise their hands)
Me: (Points to Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto) let's see, you three may be able to see over the dashboard, but you can't reach the pedals. (Points to other three ninja) And you three I don't trust with me mom's car. I'm letting Miya drive.
Sasuke: Then why the fucking hell did you ask us that question??
Me: (Takes a picture) to see the looks on your faces!! Now let's go!!!!!
What will we do at the mall? Who will buy what? And will the guys hold the girl's bags?? Review saying what should happen to each person while at the mall. Ja Ne!!! Oh, and thanks to all of you who sent reviews!!