Lizai : Eeek sorry about that, I'm a southernor and the way I was raised...well I talk just like a hillbilly.
Lizai : Meh it's alright. Apology accepted. Thanks!
Shiru23454 : Yeah I read it! It was funny. Can I be in it? I already filled out a little form for it. MAYO RULES!!! Thanks!
o0-Aya-0o : Madison is actually a real person...can you imagine her human? Yeah its hard for me to do that to. Thanks!
jade04 : In the story I'm seven. I'm a kokiri.
jade04 : PEANUT BUTTER!
jade04 : Thanks!
reviewer : Really? Thanks!
YA'LL LUB ME!
They appeard back where they had started. Madison grinned.
"So we dont have to go through Treebeard's back end!"
I growled and hit her just as the Greak Deku Tree said.
"Thou has done well, Link, Navi, Josie, and Madison."
I grinned. "No problemo! Its not lke we were nearly killed at the tender age of 7! Wait a minute...I'm 7?"
I looked down at my young body. "Damn."
Madison giggled, flying in circles around my head. The tree seemed to laugh.
"But I have yet more to say. Would thou listen?"
"Sure why not."
Link nodded.
The tree told us all about how the three Godesses, Farore, Din and Nayru, created Hyrule. And of the man that placed a dreadful curse upon him.
He stopped. "Thou must never encounter that man, who wanted the Spiritual Stone so bad he placed this dreadful curse upon me...."
I heard a noise beside me and saw Madison, fast asleep.
"MADISON!!!!"
She jerked awake, "Huh?"
"Listen!"
She glared at me and looked at the Great Deku Tree.
He seemed to smile at them.
"Link...you must go to Hyrule castle, there you would surely meet the Princess Zelda. Give her this."
He gave Link a beautiful green and gold stone, that shone in the light.
"Josie, Madison, and Navi....you go with Link...I... entreat... ye..."
He was dying, but right before he said his finale goodbye, Madison yelled out. "Hey! How are we gonna get home, if you die? What do we do after all this is over?"
He said weakly. "Happy....mask....sales...man...Good...bye."
He went still and the forest seemed to of lost some of its touch.
I was sad at the sight of such a wise creature to pass away so suddenly. Madison sighed sadly, then looked at me. "Who was he talking about? The Happy Mask Salesman?"
I yawned. "You'll meet him later."
Navi said her goodbyes and we left the clearing and met up with Mido.
"What did you do to the Great Deku Tree?" He asked angrily.
Before Link could answer I said sadly. "The...the...lumberjacks got to him!"
Mido blinked. "What are those?"
I shook my head sadly. Mido growled at Link. "I still thinks its your fault!" He walked up.
I rolled my eyes. "Damn, what a crackhead."
Link glared at me. "He's not a....whatever you called him he's just being a-"
"-jerk?"
"No!"
I grinned, sleepily. "Can we rest for a little bit?" Link shook his head.
"Not yet, once we get to Hyrule Castle, then we can rest."
"But thats a day away!" I whined. "Heck, even my fairy agrees with me!" I pointed to Madison who was sleeping on my shoulder.
"We'll make it, and dont whine! Its annoying!"
I pouted. "I dont whine, I complain in a high-pitched voice."
"Same difference."
He dragged me to the exit of Kokiri forest. A boy nearby gasped.
"You cant leave the forest! Any kokiri who leaves will die!"
I got a idea and woke Madison up, mumbling to her what he said and what I planned I screamed.
"DEATH!!!!" Unsheathing my sword and pointing to the exit.
Madison squealed loudly. "DEATH!!!"
In unison we screamed. "DEATH!!!"
Nearby Kokiri stared at us and Link looked around nervously and tapped my shoulder.
"Uhh...Josie?"
"Yes?"
"I dont think that, that will happen."
"Hopefully not but you never know!"
The boy moved away from the exit. "If your that desperate, then go ahead."
We exited out of Kokiri forest and was crossing a bridge when I heard a voice.
"Oh....your leaving...."
I turned around and saw Saria.
"Arent you supposed to be at the Know-It-All brothers?"
She glanced at me. "I heard what was happening and had to see for myself."
She turned to Link. "I knew....that one day you would leave the forest...because your different than me and my friends."
"Well thats nice to know."
Madison giggled in my ear. Saria and Link glared at me and Saria gave Link a Ocarina that looked alot like the one I got from the Great Deku Tree.
I looked at Link and motioned for him to hurry up. He nodded and we walked out of the forest, never looking back.
As soon as we were out, I winced at the sun that beat down upon my face. It was different than the dark and damp forest that I had been in.
"ACK! ITS BURNS! IT BURNS US!!"
Madison flew to the ground. "It freezes! Take it away!"
Link looked at us. "Its just the sun."
I grinned. "I knew that!"
He rolled his eyes and we began walking down the path when I heard a lout 'Hoot!' from above us.
I looked up and saw the giant owl named Kaepora Gaebora.
"Hey! I know you! I think your the one Fred and George charmed to be a giant owl! Cool!"
He looked at me. "No, child I am not that one, I do nit know what you are talking about. Hoo!"
Madison flew up in shock. "MY GOD! A talking owl! Whats next? A mermaid?"
I snorted inwardly at how she will react to the Zora's.
The owl only hooted again and gave us facts about the maps then flew away.(to cut a long conversation short).
Link began to run, but I pulled him back. "We're not gonna make it on time, we should just walk slowly on the path to the castle and when the gates opens in the morning, we'll go."
Link sputtered. "But thats hours from now!"
I smiled. "Patience!"
We walked slowly a carefully along the path, I enjoyed the view of it. Soon the sun went down a a lonely wolf howled in the distance. I stretched, yawning again, straying from the path and a Stalchild appeared.
Madison squeaked. "THE LIVING DEAD!" She screamed and flew behind a bush.
"Some friend you are." I mumbled, drawing my sword and killing the Stalchild in two strikes. I walked back on the path. Link looked alarmed and was about to walk off-path, but I stopped him.
"No! Remember what the owl said! We cant stray from the path!"
He reluctantly nodded and Madison flew back over to me.
I looked at her, with raised eyebrows. "You know I think you should take that Hogwarts Sorting Test again because that just proved your not a Gryffindor."
She stuck out her tongue and landed on my shoulder. Dawn approached and me and Link were waiting on the path near Hyrule castle. When dawn approached me and Link were sitting on the path near the castle. I was nearly asleep and even Link had a look of sleepiness upon him. I heard birds chirping and stood up, the sky lightened and I heard a distant crow of a rooster.
"F-f-f-inally!" I said, in the middle of a yawn. The gates to the Markey opened up and we walked through them.
I saw a guard staring at us and Link paused to chat with him, but I growled and pulled him away.
"Come on! We have no time to chat to a guard!"
"Sorry." He said.
We entered the market and I glanced around at all the tall people running and walking around.
"Well atleast it isnt as crowded as my town."
Link pointed to a tall castle in the distant. "Thats where were heading."
I rolled my eyes and said in a sarcastic tone. "Thanks for pointing that out for me."
He grinned and answered. "No problem!"
We began to walk up the walkway when we ran into a girl with red hair. Before I could walk past her she said to us.
"Hi! I'm Malon!"
"I'm sure you are but-"
"I live at Lon Lon Ranch! Where do you come from? You sure have weird clothes!" Link grinned and nodded. "We're from the forest!"
She gasped. "Oh! A Fairy boy and girl! Cool! Whats yor names?"
I sighed. "Well Miss-I-dont-know-how-to-shut-up, I'm Josie and this is Link."
She didnt even bat a eye at the insult. "Weird names, my dad is up to the castle delivering milk and he hasnt returned yet. He must of fallen asleep!" She giggled loudly.
I stared at her. "So are-" Before she could continue with her talking a saw a chicken behind her. "OH MY GOSH! ITS A WILD CHICKEN!! WITH RABIES!!" A few screams emmited from random peopl and I grabbed Link and left, only looking back to see a bearded man chop off the chickens head a small girl who was chasing it begin to cry. I cackled to myself.
Madison flew in front of me and said. "Well now I know why YOU were sorted into Slytherin."
I smirked. "You know it!"
We walked VERY slowly, I dont know why but we walked slowly up the road to Hyrule castle and met up with Kaepora Gaebora again.
Again Madison squeaked and hid behind my hood, at the thought of being eaten by him. He told Link all about the time and cities then flew away.
Link got this determined look and began to walk up the path.
"What are you doing?" I asked. He looked at me oddly. "I'm going to the castle, what else would I do?"
I laughed to myself and walked over to him, putting my hand on his shoulder. "Link, Link, Link,....do you REALLY think they are going to let a 7 year old boy with a dagger and other weapons into the castle.
Realization appeared in his eyes and he looked down, blushing. "No...."
"Yeah..no...We are going to have to SNEAK in, savvy?"
"Savvy?"
"Nothing...do you understand?"
He nodded. "But how?"
I nodded over to some vines climbing up the wall. He smirked and nodded, getting a good grip on them he climbed up it. I was about to follow him but saw him heading across the bridge and slapped my forehead and waited for them to kick him out. I waited near the vines and Malon came up, she brightened when she saw me.
"Hi Josie! Thanks for thw warning about the rabid chicken, it could of really hurt someone."
I just stared at her then said. "Your a disgrace to all red-heads...go dye your hair blonde for me(no offense to anyone)."
She blinked. "What?"
"Nevermind." Madison giggled behind my ear and I glared at her.
"Dont you said anything, Madison! You dyed your hair blonde for Halloween one year!" I growled and sighed when Malon began to sing softly
She shut up immediately and I saw Link coming towards us, clutching his head.
He saw Malon and grinned. "Hi Malon!"
She giggled again. "Hi Link! You heading up toward the castle arent you?"
I cut Link off. "Obviously."
She grinned and said. "Well while your up there, can you look for my dad? And take this! I'm been studying this egg very carefully, and it should be hatching soon."
She handed Link a weird egg.
"You had a egg in your pocket?"
She nodded.
"You scare me."
I saw that the sun was about to set and sighed, climbing up the vines. Link said goodbye to Link and followed my lead. He was about to run across the bridge again, but I grabbed his shoulder and jumped off the edge. I walked a little ways up the path then went up, dodging the guards.
Link followed my lead carefully and we were free of the guards. I looked at the landscape and sighed tiredly.
"Should we go up to the castle?" Link asked when he saw me stopping.
"No...not yet."
"Why?"
I walked over to some flowers and butterflies and layed down.
"I'm sleepy. I'll fall asleep when Zelda is telling her story, and I want to hear it..."
The sun was almost down.
"But-"
"Go to sleep, Link. The guards won't come over here."
I closed my eyes and fell asleep.
I awoke to the sound of a rooster crowing right next to me. Madison jumped awake, from where she was resting and looked around.
"Oh!" She said sleepily. "The egg hatched. Josie, kill it and lets go back to sleep."
But I was wide awake and hungry now, I saw Link leaning against the wall, asleep. He didnt seemed to have heard anything.
"Nah, I dont see how you could be sleepy. You were asleep on my shoulder half the time." She shrugged.
I glanced at Link again, and decided I should wake him up. But I saw his hand on his sword and decided not to shake him. I picked up a random rock and threw it at him.
He stirred but did not awake. It his Navi though and she flew up.
"Huh?" She said in confusion.
"Shh!" I said, throwing another rock at Link, hitting him in the face. He awoke and looked around.
"Oh! Josie, your awake! I tried to stay awake but couldnt and fell asleep."
"I saw that."
He stood up and stretched, I followed, popping the bones in my back, hands, and toes(I love doing that!).
"Much better." I sighed after I popped my small toe.
He looked at me sickly. "Ewww."
"What? It'll make you feel alot better."
"Well we better be going."
"Let me lead."
I walked to the edge of the grass and jumped off, landing on the road, then jumped into the water.
"Ahh now this is good water, right here!"
Link laughed and jumped on the water, spraying my with it. I giggled and swam to the edge, climbing up.
Shaking the water off me, I saw a sleeping man near me and walked to him.
I poked him, but he did not stir.
"Hey Link! Get out the cucco, Moron...I mean Malon gave you..."
He glared at me, but did as I said and took out a small cucco.
"COCKADOODLEDOO!!"
The man jumped up. "What in tarnation? Cant a guy get a little shuteye around here?"
He looked at us. "Did you wake me up? Oh! I must of fallen asleep here when I was loading the milk! Malon must be real worried about me."
"Yeah," I said. "She just kept on talking about jow you had fallen asleep around here."
"She was mad at me?"
"I didnt say-"
"Oh boy, now I'm gonna get it from her now!"
He began running down the road, yelling.
There was silence between me and Link and the fairies. Then I said. "Like Father, like daughter."
Madison laughed. Navi giggled, but Link glared at me again. "That wasnt nice!"
"Do I look nice to you?"
"Well...no...but-"
"Okay then! Now help me push these boxes over there."
I grabbed a box, and began pushing it toward the water. Link did the second one, mumbling to himself the whole time.
"You know, talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity."
Madison paused and flew in front of my face. "Really?"
"Yup."
"Damn."
Link finished with the box, and he jumped to where the water was and climbed through the hole. I winced at the water, but followed his lead.
Madison and me appeared in a small courtyard.
I saw Link peering around a corner. He saw me and whispered. "Guards."
I nodded, Link then ran across a path, dodging a guard. I waited then did the same.
(I'm not going to do the whole thing, cause I'm lazy)
I ran across the path, quickly, before the two guards got me and collapsed on the ground. Link looked at me in amusement.
"About time."
"Shut up."
He helped me up and we went to where the princess was.
Lizai : Meh it's alright. Apology accepted. Thanks!
Shiru23454 : Yeah I read it! It was funny. Can I be in it? I already filled out a little form for it. MAYO RULES!!! Thanks!
o0-Aya-0o : Madison is actually a real person...can you imagine her human? Yeah its hard for me to do that to. Thanks!
jade04 : In the story I'm seven. I'm a kokiri.
jade04 : PEANUT BUTTER!
jade04 : Thanks!
reviewer : Really? Thanks!
YA'LL LUB ME!
They appeard back where they had started. Madison grinned.
"So we dont have to go through Treebeard's back end!"
I growled and hit her just as the Greak Deku Tree said.
"Thou has done well, Link, Navi, Josie, and Madison."
I grinned. "No problemo! Its not lke we were nearly killed at the tender age of 7! Wait a minute...I'm 7?"
I looked down at my young body. "Damn."
Madison giggled, flying in circles around my head. The tree seemed to laugh.
"But I have yet more to say. Would thou listen?"
"Sure why not."
Link nodded.
The tree told us all about how the three Godesses, Farore, Din and Nayru, created Hyrule. And of the man that placed a dreadful curse upon him.
He stopped. "Thou must never encounter that man, who wanted the Spiritual Stone so bad he placed this dreadful curse upon me...."
I heard a noise beside me and saw Madison, fast asleep.
"MADISON!!!!"
She jerked awake, "Huh?"
"Listen!"
She glared at me and looked at the Great Deku Tree.
He seemed to smile at them.
"Link...you must go to Hyrule castle, there you would surely meet the Princess Zelda. Give her this."
He gave Link a beautiful green and gold stone, that shone in the light.
"Josie, Madison, and Navi....you go with Link...I... entreat... ye..."
He was dying, but right before he said his finale goodbye, Madison yelled out. "Hey! How are we gonna get home, if you die? What do we do after all this is over?"
He said weakly. "Happy....mask....sales...man...Good...bye."
He went still and the forest seemed to of lost some of its touch.
I was sad at the sight of such a wise creature to pass away so suddenly. Madison sighed sadly, then looked at me. "Who was he talking about? The Happy Mask Salesman?"
I yawned. "You'll meet him later."
Navi said her goodbyes and we left the clearing and met up with Mido.
"What did you do to the Great Deku Tree?" He asked angrily.
Before Link could answer I said sadly. "The...the...lumberjacks got to him!"
Mido blinked. "What are those?"
I shook my head sadly. Mido growled at Link. "I still thinks its your fault!" He walked up.
I rolled my eyes. "Damn, what a crackhead."
Link glared at me. "He's not a....whatever you called him he's just being a-"
"-jerk?"
"No!"
I grinned, sleepily. "Can we rest for a little bit?" Link shook his head.
"Not yet, once we get to Hyrule Castle, then we can rest."
"But thats a day away!" I whined. "Heck, even my fairy agrees with me!" I pointed to Madison who was sleeping on my shoulder.
"We'll make it, and dont whine! Its annoying!"
I pouted. "I dont whine, I complain in a high-pitched voice."
"Same difference."
He dragged me to the exit of Kokiri forest. A boy nearby gasped.
"You cant leave the forest! Any kokiri who leaves will die!"
I got a idea and woke Madison up, mumbling to her what he said and what I planned I screamed.
"DEATH!!!!" Unsheathing my sword and pointing to the exit.
Madison squealed loudly. "DEATH!!!"
In unison we screamed. "DEATH!!!"
Nearby Kokiri stared at us and Link looked around nervously and tapped my shoulder.
"Uhh...Josie?"
"Yes?"
"I dont think that, that will happen."
"Hopefully not but you never know!"
The boy moved away from the exit. "If your that desperate, then go ahead."
We exited out of Kokiri forest and was crossing a bridge when I heard a voice.
"Oh....your leaving...."
I turned around and saw Saria.
"Arent you supposed to be at the Know-It-All brothers?"
She glanced at me. "I heard what was happening and had to see for myself."
She turned to Link. "I knew....that one day you would leave the forest...because your different than me and my friends."
"Well thats nice to know."
Madison giggled in my ear. Saria and Link glared at me and Saria gave Link a Ocarina that looked alot like the one I got from the Great Deku Tree.
I looked at Link and motioned for him to hurry up. He nodded and we walked out of the forest, never looking back.
As soon as we were out, I winced at the sun that beat down upon my face. It was different than the dark and damp forest that I had been in.
"ACK! ITS BURNS! IT BURNS US!!"
Madison flew to the ground. "It freezes! Take it away!"
Link looked at us. "Its just the sun."
I grinned. "I knew that!"
He rolled his eyes and we began walking down the path when I heard a lout 'Hoot!' from above us.
I looked up and saw the giant owl named Kaepora Gaebora.
"Hey! I know you! I think your the one Fred and George charmed to be a giant owl! Cool!"
He looked at me. "No, child I am not that one, I do nit know what you are talking about. Hoo!"
Madison flew up in shock. "MY GOD! A talking owl! Whats next? A mermaid?"
I snorted inwardly at how she will react to the Zora's.
The owl only hooted again and gave us facts about the maps then flew away.(to cut a long conversation short).
Link began to run, but I pulled him back. "We're not gonna make it on time, we should just walk slowly on the path to the castle and when the gates opens in the morning, we'll go."
Link sputtered. "But thats hours from now!"
I smiled. "Patience!"
We walked slowly a carefully along the path, I enjoyed the view of it. Soon the sun went down a a lonely wolf howled in the distance. I stretched, yawning again, straying from the path and a Stalchild appeared.
Madison squeaked. "THE LIVING DEAD!" She screamed and flew behind a bush.
"Some friend you are." I mumbled, drawing my sword and killing the Stalchild in two strikes. I walked back on the path. Link looked alarmed and was about to walk off-path, but I stopped him.
"No! Remember what the owl said! We cant stray from the path!"
He reluctantly nodded and Madison flew back over to me.
I looked at her, with raised eyebrows. "You know I think you should take that Hogwarts Sorting Test again because that just proved your not a Gryffindor."
She stuck out her tongue and landed on my shoulder. Dawn approached and me and Link were waiting on the path near Hyrule castle. When dawn approached me and Link were sitting on the path near the castle. I was nearly asleep and even Link had a look of sleepiness upon him. I heard birds chirping and stood up, the sky lightened and I heard a distant crow of a rooster.
"F-f-f-inally!" I said, in the middle of a yawn. The gates to the Markey opened up and we walked through them.
I saw a guard staring at us and Link paused to chat with him, but I growled and pulled him away.
"Come on! We have no time to chat to a guard!"
"Sorry." He said.
We entered the market and I glanced around at all the tall people running and walking around.
"Well atleast it isnt as crowded as my town."
Link pointed to a tall castle in the distant. "Thats where were heading."
I rolled my eyes and said in a sarcastic tone. "Thanks for pointing that out for me."
He grinned and answered. "No problem!"
We began to walk up the walkway when we ran into a girl with red hair. Before I could walk past her she said to us.
"Hi! I'm Malon!"
"I'm sure you are but-"
"I live at Lon Lon Ranch! Where do you come from? You sure have weird clothes!" Link grinned and nodded. "We're from the forest!"
She gasped. "Oh! A Fairy boy and girl! Cool! Whats yor names?"
I sighed. "Well Miss-I-dont-know-how-to-shut-up, I'm Josie and this is Link."
She didnt even bat a eye at the insult. "Weird names, my dad is up to the castle delivering milk and he hasnt returned yet. He must of fallen asleep!" She giggled loudly.
I stared at her. "So are-" Before she could continue with her talking a saw a chicken behind her. "OH MY GOSH! ITS A WILD CHICKEN!! WITH RABIES!!" A few screams emmited from random peopl and I grabbed Link and left, only looking back to see a bearded man chop off the chickens head a small girl who was chasing it begin to cry. I cackled to myself.
Madison flew in front of me and said. "Well now I know why YOU were sorted into Slytherin."
I smirked. "You know it!"
We walked VERY slowly, I dont know why but we walked slowly up the road to Hyrule castle and met up with Kaepora Gaebora again.
Again Madison squeaked and hid behind my hood, at the thought of being eaten by him. He told Link all about the time and cities then flew away.
Link got this determined look and began to walk up the path.
"What are you doing?" I asked. He looked at me oddly. "I'm going to the castle, what else would I do?"
I laughed to myself and walked over to him, putting my hand on his shoulder. "Link, Link, Link,....do you REALLY think they are going to let a 7 year old boy with a dagger and other weapons into the castle.
Realization appeared in his eyes and he looked down, blushing. "No...."
"Yeah..no...We are going to have to SNEAK in, savvy?"
"Savvy?"
"Nothing...do you understand?"
He nodded. "But how?"
I nodded over to some vines climbing up the wall. He smirked and nodded, getting a good grip on them he climbed up it. I was about to follow him but saw him heading across the bridge and slapped my forehead and waited for them to kick him out. I waited near the vines and Malon came up, she brightened when she saw me.
"Hi Josie! Thanks for thw warning about the rabid chicken, it could of really hurt someone."
I just stared at her then said. "Your a disgrace to all red-heads...go dye your hair blonde for me(no offense to anyone)."
She blinked. "What?"
"Nevermind." Madison giggled behind my ear and I glared at her.
"Dont you said anything, Madison! You dyed your hair blonde for Halloween one year!" I growled and sighed when Malon began to sing softly
She shut up immediately and I saw Link coming towards us, clutching his head.
He saw Malon and grinned. "Hi Malon!"
She giggled again. "Hi Link! You heading up toward the castle arent you?"
I cut Link off. "Obviously."
She grinned and said. "Well while your up there, can you look for my dad? And take this! I'm been studying this egg very carefully, and it should be hatching soon."
She handed Link a weird egg.
"You had a egg in your pocket?"
She nodded.
"You scare me."
I saw that the sun was about to set and sighed, climbing up the vines. Link said goodbye to Link and followed my lead. He was about to run across the bridge again, but I grabbed his shoulder and jumped off the edge. I walked a little ways up the path then went up, dodging the guards.
Link followed my lead carefully and we were free of the guards. I looked at the landscape and sighed tiredly.
"Should we go up to the castle?" Link asked when he saw me stopping.
"No...not yet."
"Why?"
I walked over to some flowers and butterflies and layed down.
"I'm sleepy. I'll fall asleep when Zelda is telling her story, and I want to hear it..."
The sun was almost down.
"But-"
"Go to sleep, Link. The guards won't come over here."
I closed my eyes and fell asleep.
I awoke to the sound of a rooster crowing right next to me. Madison jumped awake, from where she was resting and looked around.
"Oh!" She said sleepily. "The egg hatched. Josie, kill it and lets go back to sleep."
But I was wide awake and hungry now, I saw Link leaning against the wall, asleep. He didnt seemed to have heard anything.
"Nah, I dont see how you could be sleepy. You were asleep on my shoulder half the time." She shrugged.
I glanced at Link again, and decided I should wake him up. But I saw his hand on his sword and decided not to shake him. I picked up a random rock and threw it at him.
He stirred but did not awake. It his Navi though and she flew up.
"Huh?" She said in confusion.
"Shh!" I said, throwing another rock at Link, hitting him in the face. He awoke and looked around.
"Oh! Josie, your awake! I tried to stay awake but couldnt and fell asleep."
"I saw that."
He stood up and stretched, I followed, popping the bones in my back, hands, and toes(I love doing that!).
"Much better." I sighed after I popped my small toe.
He looked at me sickly. "Ewww."
"What? It'll make you feel alot better."
"Well we better be going."
"Let me lead."
I walked to the edge of the grass and jumped off, landing on the road, then jumped into the water.
"Ahh now this is good water, right here!"
Link laughed and jumped on the water, spraying my with it. I giggled and swam to the edge, climbing up.
Shaking the water off me, I saw a sleeping man near me and walked to him.
I poked him, but he did not stir.
"Hey Link! Get out the cucco, Moron...I mean Malon gave you..."
He glared at me, but did as I said and took out a small cucco.
"COCKADOODLEDOO!!"
The man jumped up. "What in tarnation? Cant a guy get a little shuteye around here?"
He looked at us. "Did you wake me up? Oh! I must of fallen asleep here when I was loading the milk! Malon must be real worried about me."
"Yeah," I said. "She just kept on talking about jow you had fallen asleep around here."
"She was mad at me?"
"I didnt say-"
"Oh boy, now I'm gonna get it from her now!"
He began running down the road, yelling.
There was silence between me and Link and the fairies. Then I said. "Like Father, like daughter."
Madison laughed. Navi giggled, but Link glared at me again. "That wasnt nice!"
"Do I look nice to you?"
"Well...no...but-"
"Okay then! Now help me push these boxes over there."
I grabbed a box, and began pushing it toward the water. Link did the second one, mumbling to himself the whole time.
"You know, talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity."
Madison paused and flew in front of my face. "Really?"
"Yup."
"Damn."
Link finished with the box, and he jumped to where the water was and climbed through the hole. I winced at the water, but followed his lead.
Madison and me appeared in a small courtyard.
I saw Link peering around a corner. He saw me and whispered. "Guards."
I nodded, Link then ran across a path, dodging a guard. I waited then did the same.
(I'm not going to do the whole thing, cause I'm lazy)
I ran across the path, quickly, before the two guards got me and collapsed on the ground. Link looked at me in amusement.
"About time."
"Shut up."
He helped me up and we went to where the princess was.