I got another review and this one is hilarious!!! Can't stop laughing over it!!! Anyway, don't own Naruto or even myself (whimpers)
Me: Naruto, stop trying to sing with the music, only Haku can do that!!!
Haku: I don't want to sing.
Me: You just did a few minutes ago.
Naruto: why can't I sing??
Sasuke: Because you suck on ice.
Naruto: Hey at least I can sing better than you, teme!!
Sakura: No you can't. Sasuke sings much better than you!!
Itachi: How do you know that?
Sakura: Simple, Ino and I spy on Sasuke when he's in the…uh-oh.
Me: Omg, you're fanatics and stalkers!!!
Ino: You have a big mouth, Sakura!
Sakura: Oh, like you wouldn't do the same, Ino-pig!!!
Ino: Billboard Brow!!!
Sakura: Ino-pig!!!!
Ino: Billboard Brow!!!
Miya: If all of you don't shut the fuck up, I'll turn this car around!!!!!!!!
(Everyone shuts the fuck up)
Kakashi: I like you, Miya. You don't mind to speak your mind.
Miya: Thanks Kakashi.
Everyone: (whispers) Closet Pervert.
(Rest of the ride was quiet)
Me: Okay guys, we're here!! Where to first?
Girls: Clothing stores.
Kakashi: Bookstore.
Naruto: Food court.
Haku, Deidara, Itachi, and Sasuke: Hair departments.
Me: Okay, here. (Gives them a cell phone) Use this to call me if you need anything. Ja Ne!! (Grabs Miya and runs)
(Everyone goes to where they want to go)
Off with me and Miya…
Miya: Hey, isn't that Shikamaru? (Points in Shikamaru's direction)
Me: Yeah, it is. Hey, Shikamaru!!!!
Shikamaru: (Walks over to us) Damn, I thought I could get rid of you two.
Me: You know you missed us!! Anyway, where's Temari??
Shikamaru: She left me. Said something about me being boring. Where are the others?
Miya: Off their own ways.
Unknown: Ashley-chan!!!
Me: Hey Lee!! What are you doing here?
Lee: Tenten dragged Neji and me here.
Me: Where's Neji?
Lee: Hair Care products.
Miya: (whispers) Hey, Ashley. Aren't Lee and Shikamaru involved in a dare?
Me: Yeah you're right. Hey guys, guess what? A dare!!!
Lee: I don't get it?
Shikamaru: Don't worry, you will.
Me: Keybladeboy wants you two to run a 5 lap race.
Lee: Sounds very youthful!!!!
Shikamaru: sounds troublesome.
Me: Oh yeah, if you lose, you have to shave your head. And lee if you lose, you have to shave your eyebrows too!!
Both Guys: What?!?!
Me: No questions!! Now, go outside and wait until we give you the signal to start. You have to run 5 times around the entire mall. We'll be watching so that you won't cheat.
Both Guys: (Complain and go outside)
Miya: You're getting a kick outta this, aren't you?
Me: every minute of it!!!
(Goes outside to watch race)
Off with Boys other than Kakashi and Naruto…
Sasuke: God Hyuuga, why are you so dumb?! Everyone knows this works much better than yours!!
Neji: Yeah right!!! Everyone knows Pantene works perfectly!!!
Sasuke: No, Ganier. Right, Itachi?
Itachi: I use Dove.
Haku: I used to use that. Now I use Frutisce (?).
Deidara: I use Suave. Maybe I should use Dove too.
Sasuke: You aren't helping!!!
Neji: Ha! Every product they use is at least twice as good as yours!! Pantene ten times better!!
Sasuke: Argh, damn you Hyuuga. Damn you to Hell!!!!
Off with Kakashi…
Kakashi: This is way better than Icha Icha Paradise. I'll buy the first five volumes of this series.
(Everyone's phone rings)
Everyone: Hello??
Me: (Laughing between words) Hey guys, time to go.
At Home…
Miya: So what did you guys do?
Girls: We shopped!! (Showed Miya their clothes)
Guys other than Naruto and Kakashi: We had a discussion.
Naruto: Yeah right!! More like argument!! I could hear you guys from the food court!!
Kakashi: I bought books.
Miya: Hey, maybe I could read them sometimes.
Everyone: They're full of porn. You won't want to read them!!
Me: Whatever. The funniest thing happened today!!!!
Everyone: What, what????
Me: Shikamaru and Lee ran a 5 lap race. And whoever loss had to shave their head. Lee had to shave his eyebrows if he loss. Guess who won!!
Everyone: Lee, no doubt about it.
Me: You sure??? Guys, come in!!!
(Shikamaru and Lee comes in. Shikamaru still has his hair, but…)
Naruto: Hahaha, Bushy Brows!!! You lost?!
Lee: I feel so unyouthful. I mean, I lost to Shikamaru.
(Everyone, even Sasuke and Itachi laugh their asses off)
Miya: That's kinda hard to believe. After all, it is Shikamaru!!!
Shikamaru: Hey, I can be motivated sometimes.
Me: You should've seen Shikamaru!!! He was going 5 times the speed Lee was going!!!! And he finished the race in 2 minutes, while Lee finished in 3!!
Sakura: I don't care how long it took him to finish, I'm just glad those weird hairdo and eyebrows are gone!!!
Lee: But…Sakura-chan. (Runs out of the room crying)
Me: Ooookaaay, anyways. Oh yeah, hey Sakura can come here?
Sakura: Yeah. What for???
(I strangle Sakura and tie her to a chair that is glued to the ground. I also draw a big bull's-eye on her forehead!)
Me: (Dressed in a general's uniform) Alright maggots, you're job is to practice your aim. You must hit the bull's-eye. But, you can only use your weapons. Any type of weapon is welcome, especially if it causes a lot of pain.
Everyone: (Salutes) M'am, yes m'am!
Sasuke: I'm going to have a lot of fun with this. (Smirks)
Me: Now aim…Fir…
Miya: Wait!!! We can't show stuff like that!!
Me: Awww, I wanted to write what happens!!
Miya: Ashley…
Me: Fine, I cannot write about what happens mainly because I might scare little kids reading this. But, I can tell you this. What happens to Sakura is not gonna be pretty. Not at all. Well, since I can't write what happens, I guess this is over for now. Ja Ne!!!
Sasuke: If you may not be able to write it, can we still do it?
Me: Of course!!!
Sakura: Why would you let them do this?!
Me: 1) Because Keybladeboy requested it. And 2) because I don't like you. Now, FIRE!!!!
(Screams heard in the background)
I really loved writing this!! But, I haven't gotten any reviews saying anything about truths. Plus, I haven't gotten any dares for Naruto, Haku, Kakashi, Ino, Miya, or even myself. Just to let you know, I'll do anything you dare me to. Still, if you want to submit your own character or ask for another character to be up here, offer still stands!!! Finally, Ja Ne!!!!