Yippee!!! I got a Yoko Ishida CD today, I'm soooo happy!!!! I also got so many dares and truths. Plus, I got 2 new persons!!!! Ahem, anyway…on with the chapter!
Me: Hey guys!!!
Everyone: (Groans)
Me: I said 'Hey guys'. (Dark monotone voice)
Everyone: Hey Ashley!!
Me: We're going to do something different today. Everyone get in a straight line and don't make me say it again!!
Everyone: (Got in a straight line)
Me: Okay, now I first want you to introduce you to Hina.
(A girl with white hair down to her knees and bangs down to her half calf's wearing a black kimono with a white dragon revolving around it and black boots up to her half calves comes in. Her blood red eyes were scary but welcoming at the same time.)
Me: Hi Hina, since Shino isn't here yet, you can sit and watch until he gets here.
Hina: (Shrugs and walks off)
Me: Alright, now Haku, step forward.
Haku: are you going to kill me???
Me: No, now step forward.
Haku: (Steps forward)
Me: Good, now truth or dare?
Haku: Truth.
Me: Would you rather look like a boy or act like a girl?
Haku: Can I choose dare?
Me: Do you want to wear a lime green dress? I mean it would look great with you bright green hair.
Haku: (Shudders) I'll stick with the truth.
Me: Then answer. I could be doing better things right now.
Haku: Act like a girl.
Me: Why????
Haku: It would help me keep up a good undercover job. Plus, I figure 'Hey I look like a girl, why not act like one.'
Me: You keep on thinking that. Now Kakashi step forward and Haku, you step back.
Kakashi: (Reading book) what is it?
Me: (Grabs book) don't read that book when I'm talking.
Naruto: (Whispers) Look at Kakashi-sensei being scolded by a 13 year old girl!!!
Me: Shut it blondie, before I convince readers to send reviews saying how much you want a make-out session with Sasuke!!
Naruto: (Shuts up)
Me: That's better, now Kakashi, truth or dare?
Kakashi: Dare.
Me: Oh, then you're going to love this. You have to… (Whispers rest in Kakashi's ear.)
Kakashi: Alright!!!! (Starts to take off shirt)
Me: Hold it, hold it!! We don't want to see all that, go into the bathroom and show her that.
Kakashi: (Grabs Miya and pulls her into the bathroom)
Itachi: What was the dare?
Me: Give it a minute…
Miya: Damn Kakashi!!! I never knew you had a six pack!!!
Me: The dare was that Kakashi had to show his whole body to Miya.
Sasuke: You do know that if he does that, they could do as you call 'a nasty' in your bathroom?
Me: If they do it in the bathtub, and rinse it out when they're done, I don't really care.
Everyone: What if they do it other than in the bathtub??
Me: (Runs to door and bangs on it) if you guys do anything, do it in the bathtub!! I don't want to have to clean the whole bathroom!!!!!
Everyone: (Sweatdrops)
Me: Okay, now that I have to worry about actually cleaning something other than myself and dishes, I have a bad feeling.
Ino: Can we get on with this???
Me: Fine, the next one is for you and your loud mouth anyway.
Ino: (Steps forward proudly)
Me: Weirdo. But, truth or dare??
Ino: Truth.
Me: Are you in love with Sakura and not want her to be with Sasuke for that reason??
Ino: No!! (Eyes dart around suspiciously)
Sasuke: You answered that pretty quickly, Ino. You sure about that??
Ino: I'm telling the truth!! If you don't believe me, may both Uchiha brothers give me the Uchiha stare until I crack!!!
Me: That can be arranged. Guys.
Sasuke&Itachi: (Gives Ino the Uchiha stare)
Ino: (After a few seconds) Fine, I love Sakura!! I just say I like Sasuke to hide it!! I really love Sakura. (Grabs Sakura and locks lips with her)
Hina: Didn't expect that did you, Ashley??
Me: No. Now that I know there is a lesbian in the house, I should be careful. Oh, I just realized that was the dare Ino was supposed to go through if she chose dare!!!
Shikamaru: Funny how things turn out, huh?
Naruto: Bout time you said something!!! Hey Ashley, is it my turn yet???
Me: Yeah, actually it is. Truth or dare??
Naruto: Dare dattebayo!!!!
Me: Hahaha, you have to be my slave until I say different!!! Now, get me some pocky!!!
Naruto: But…
Me: Now!!!!
Naruto: (Grumbles and walks out of the room)
(Knock on door after Naruto leaves)
Me: Oh yeah, that's right!! Come in Rebecca!!!
(Girl with blond hair and green eyes walks into the room.)
Me: He's all yours!!!
Rebecca: ITACHI!!!!!! (Runs and grabs Itachi)
Itachi: How could you betray me like this?!
Me: How? More like 'why?'
Itachi: Okay, why?
Me: Because you betrayed me when Isano attacked me!!!
(Naruto comes back into the room with strawberry pocky)
Naruto: Here.
Me: Here, what??
Naruto: Here, Master.
Me: Thanks servant. Well, Haku says he'd rather act like a girl, Kakashi and Miya are getting busy, Ino is a lesbian and Sakura may be after that kiss, Naruto is my slave, and we have two new people. Cool, huh?
Deidara: Those girls are still kissing.
Me: Really???
Deidara: (Nods)
Me: Hmm. Oh yeah, where's Naomi??
Deidara: She's getting ready for our date later on today. By the way, is it okay if she comes over tomorrow??
Me: As long as you two don't do what Kakashi and Miya are doing, I don't care.
Sasuke: You don't care about much of anything, do you??
Me: No, not really. Anyway, Ja Ne everyone!!!
Wow, a lot of truths and dares this time!! I really loved these truths and dare!! Except for Kakashi's that one ended up kinda creepy.
But, I will keep your characters in as long as you want, just let me know if you want them out or not.
Plus, Shino will be in the next chapter, so send in reviews with dares or truths for him.
And someone PLEASE send me a dare or truth I have to do or admit!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!
Ja Ne!!!