Yosh!!! I'm listening to Chris Brown now!!! I don't own Naruto, on with the story!!!

(Everyone sitting around the room until…)

Me: Hey guys, guess what???

Naruto: There are more people coming?

Me: No, there are… Wait, how'd you know that?

Sasuke: It happens so often that even a dobe like Naruto can figure it out.

Naruto: Yeah

(Tick, tick, tick…)

Naruto: Hey!!!

Me: I just didn't want to turn people down for their character. Plus, the more the merrier!!!! Come in Gaara, Kankuro, Temari, Shino, Nicole, and Komachi!

(Shino comes in, and then a girl with blonde hair, blue eyes and whiskers like Naru-kun comes in. Then, another girl with short auburn hair and black eyes comes into the room. Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro come in as well)

Sasuke: Well, well, if it isn't emo boy.

Gaara: Look who's talking.

Sasuke: (Anime Vein)

Me: so, you guys get comfortable, okay?

Kankuro: (Sticks foot out to trip Komachi)

Komachi: (Falls) Ow!! What was that for??

Kankuro: I just wanted to see up that pretty little skirt of yours. (Perverted smile)

Komachi: (Blushes) Pervert. (Walks away from Kankuro)

Kankuro: Wait cutie!! (Follows Komachi)

Shikamaru: He'll chase after any girl, won't he?

Temari: …

Shikamaru: You're still not talking to me, huh? Why won't you say anything to me??

Temari: You called me a 'Troublesome Woman.' I didn't like that one bit.

Shikamaru: I'm sorry. I say some things randomly. Please, forgive me.

Temari: Oh, Shikamaru…

(Those two make out)

Everyone: Awwwww

Me: I love this part of the job. (Wipes tear away from eye)

Deidara: (Walks in with Naomi) Hey guys, what's up?

Itachi: A room full of people, that's what.

Deidara: Oh. Wait, I can see that!!

Naomi: Deidara, maybe we should leave. Ashley might not appreciate so many people in her room, especially since half of it isn't hers.

Deidara: She won't mind.

Me: Naruto, don't touch that!!! Kakashi, stop reading my books!! Gaara, stop choking Sasuke with sand!!! Kankuro, stop being a damn pervert!!!

Hina: This is so out of control, right Shino?

Shino: ……….

Deidara: Okay, so maybe she will. But, we won't start anything.

Ino&Sakura: (Making out. See, I told you she would be a lesbian too)

Itachi: (Yelling and trying to get Rebecca off of him)

Haku: (Rubbing his temples) will all of you SHUT the FUCKING HELL UP!!!

Everyone: (Stops doing what they were doing and stares at Haku with wide eyes)

Me: (Came to my senses) Whoa, Haku snapped and cussed at the same time!!!

Haku: I'm sorry; it's just that you all were soooo loud. I got a headache from listening to all of you.

Naruto: Now I know to remember something.

Kakashi: What's that?

Naruto: Never get Haku mad. He could tear you to shreds and cuss you out at once!

Me: Oh!! Naruto, Nicole, and Sasuke come here.

Sasuke: What?

Me: Well, the person who created Nicole wanted you and Naruto to strip in front of Nicole.

Naruto: (Whines) do we have to?

Me: Don't whine, it deprives you of your dignity. Plus, you're still my slave, so you have to do it.

Sasuke: I don't have to then, right?

Me: That's where you're wrong. You see, I'm also the author. Whatever the author says goes. Now, get to it.

Both Guys: (Sigh and start to take off shirts)

Miya: Naruto is so lean. And I never knew Sasuke had pecks.

Kakashi: (Turns Miya's head so that is faced Kakashi's) don't pay attention to them, pay attention to me.

Miya: (Purrs) you're right, I love you, not them.

(Both kiss)

Komachi: That's romantic, don't you think Gaara?

Gaara: HN.

Kankuro: It would be even more romantic if you and I did it in bed.

Komachi: Ewwwww!!!!

Me: You really need to learn to be less ero, Kankuro.

Kankuro: Whatever, I'll get her eventually.

Me: Why do I bother?? (Walk away)

Naruto&Sasuke: (Standing in nothing but their boxers)

Me: How's it going???

Naruto: That psycho wants us to take off our boxers!!

Sasuke: Please say no about that!!! PLEASE!!!!

Nicole: They have to strip of everything, right?

Me: Well, technically yeah. But, I don't do stuff like that in my fanfic, so their boxers is as far as they go.

Both Guys: Hell yeah!!!!

Nicole: (Pouts and walks off)

Naruto: Hey, Ashley…

Me: Uh-huh?

Naruto: Thanks for saving us from extreme embarrassment and all, but can we put our clothes back on???

Me: Knock yourselves out.

Me: (Walks to center of room) Attention!!!

Everyone: (Still talking, making out, or stalking in Kankuro's case)

Me: I said 'attention!!!'

Everyone: (Stares at me)

Me: Okay, I got the E.O.G.'s next week, which mean I'll be a little stressed out. So…

Sasuke: Like we give a damn about your E.O.G.'s!!!!!

Everyone: (Goes back to what they were doing)

Me: Okay, how about this. If you give me a hard time next week, I'll make each and everyone of your lives a living Hell!!!!!

Everyone: Good luck on your test!!!!

Me: That's better. Now, who wants snow cones!!!

Everyone: (Raises their hands)

Me: Naruto, go get them.

Naruto: Dammit, I hate this job. (Stomps away)

Me: I love ordering him around!!!!

Naruto: (Comes back with like 25 snow cones)

Naruto: Here.

Me: Thank-

(Naruto slips on water and….)

SPLAT!!!!

(Snow cones land on me, Komachi, and Naomi)

Naruto: Oops!!!

Me, Kankuro, and Deidara: Naruto….

Naruto: (Runs away)

Deidara: GET HIM!!!!!

(Start to chase Naruto)

Me: Well, what a day!!! I'm going to continue chasing Naruto. Ja Ne!!!

(I grab my shoe and lung it at Naruto)

Naruto: Shit!!! That hurt!!!

Me: This better get out of my hair, you fagget!!!!

That was cool!!! Sorry about not using some characters more than others, I just think off the top of my head about who should say what. Oh, I'm not a sick twisted person, the people who send reviews saying what I should write are. But, they are clever!!! Plus, do know that I have nothing against lesbians!!! Ja Ne!!!