Ya'll love me!!! Ya'll really, really love me!!! But anyway, I don't own Naruto, not at all.
Me: (Slams through the door, looking very tired)
Komachi: Ashley, what's wrong??
Me: I have to think of a storyline for all these truths and dares!! I'm so tired, but happy at the same time!!!
Sasuke: Like we care.
Me: That's IT!!! (Tries to grab Sasuke, but Kakashi and Itachi stop me)
Miya: Damn, the pressure's getting to Ashley!!
Me: No, I'm tired of his smart mouth!!! I hope this chapter puts you in your damn place, Uchiha!!!!!
Sasuke: Pfft.
Komachi: Ashley, do you want me to do today for you??
Me: By all means!! (Jumps in bed and falls asleep)
Everyone: O O
Komachi: Whatever. Now, this is Rose!!
(16 year old girl with boy cut brown hair and brown eyes come in. She's wearing jeans and a green hoodie.)
Komachi: Nice to meet you Rose.
Rose: Like wise. (Goes and sits next to Haku)
Komachi: Now, Sasuke come here.
Sasuke: Yes, Komachi-san??
Me: (Talking in my sleep) Dammit, Sasuke's nicer to my Oc than me!!! Dammit, dammit, dammit!!!!
Komachi: Ignore her, now truth or dare??
Sasuke: Truth.
Komachi: Which one?
Sasuke: The one you first see.
Komachi: Okay. The question is: Are you emo? Do you cut yourself at night?
Sasuke: I choose my second truth, now.
Komachi: Fine, Would you be gay for a year if you could have any girl after that?
Sasuke: What's the dare?
Komachi: You have to kiss Itachi.
Uchiha Brothers: (Shudder at thought of kissing each other)
Sasuke: I'll answer both. I used to be emo. I would cut myself at night until I realized that cutting me wouldn't kill my brother. And, no I wouldn't go gay for a year if I could have any girl after that.
Komachi: Why not???
Sasuke: (Grabs Komachi's hand) because, not having you for a year isn't worth being gay.
Komachi: (Blushes) S…Sasuke, I ….
Me: (Sleeptalking again) Sasuke, you better not make out with Komachi!!!!!!
Sasuke: HN.
Nicole: Komachi, you better not steal Sasuke away from me!!!
Komachi: Oh yeah, Sasuke as much as I hate to say this, you have to make out with Nicole.
Sasuke: WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I want you, not that stalker!!!!!
Komachi: I'm sorry, but you have to do it. (Turns away to cry)
Nicole: (Grabs Sasuke and makes out with him)
Naomi: Poor Sasuke. I'm glad that's not going to happen with you and another girl.
Deidara: I wouldn't let that happen. (Kisses Naomi on the forehead)
Naomi: Awwwww, Deidara!!!! (Cuddles with him)
Miya: (Watching everything) Why can't you be more like that?! (Slaps Kakashi)
Kakashi: I can do a lot more than that. Wait and see.
Miya: (Softens up) Okay, Kakashi!!! I love you!!!
Sakura: Hey, Ino can you stop??
Ino: Awww, but why?
Sakura: Because after making out for like two days straight, I'm kinda tired and my lips hurt.
Komachi: (Trying to get Nicole off of Sasuke) Oh, Sakura, you have a truth or dare to choose from.
Sakura: Okay, I choose truth.
Komachi: Would you rather date Ino or Sasuke???
Sakura: Ino because we've known each other longer!!!
Komachi: That's nice. So that you can depend on her!! Ok, Hinata, your turn!!
Naruto: Where's Hinata???
Komachi: Over here. (Points to Hinata)
Naruto: Oooohh.
Komachi: Dumbass, but Hinata since you only have a truth; you have to answer it, okay??
Hinata: (Nods quietly)
Komachi: Do you have a crush on Naruto??? Wait, this is so obvious!!!!
Hinata: Y… (Turns really red and faints)
Haku: Hinata??????
Hina: Will she be okay????
Shino: Yes, it's happen before.
Komachi: Well, now that we know she'll be okay, let's keep going!!! Naruto, truth or dare??
Naruto: Truth. I'm not taking any chances this time!!!
Komachi: Would you screw any guy if it meant all the ramen you could eat?? And if so, which guy?
Naruto: No, mainly because it isn't worth it. But, if I said yeah, it would have to be Sasuke.
Komachi: Alright!!! Now Naru-kun, you and Sasu-kun have to roll around in mud!!!
Naruto: Why???
Komachi: It's a dare.
Sasuke: And mess up my hair, I don't think so.
Komachi: Oh okay Sasuke. Just give me a min-
(Komachi pushes Naru-kun and Sasu-kun in the mud)
Sasuke: Komachi?!
Komachi: What? It was a dare, you had to do it!!!
Me: (Just got up) Hey guys, what happened while I was as- (Stops and stares at Sasuke and Naruto in the mud)
Everyone: (Comes out to see what happened.)
Me: Hahaha!!! Told you'd get what you deserved!!!!
Sasuke: Shut up Ashley!!!
(Guys try to get out of mud, but slip and fall)
Everyone: (LTFAO)
Komachi: (Between laughs) Ashley, can you do the last dare?? I'm tired from all this work!
Me: That's what I'm here for. Now, where's Tobi??
Itachi: In a tree.
Me: He is?!
Itachi: (Points upward)
Me: (Looks up) Hey Tobi, can you come down for a minute?
Tobi: (Comes down) Sup???
Me: I got a dare for you.
Tobi: Sweet!!!
Me: Yup!! All I need you to do is take off your mask.
Tobi: Okay. (Takes off mask)
(Shows that Tobi has onyx eyes, pale skin, black hair that stops at his shoulders, and a soft smile on his face)
Girls (Even Me, except for Ino and Sakura): (Drools over Tobi)
Itachi&Deidara: T…T…TOBI!?!?!?!?!
Tobi: Yes?
Deidara: You look just like Itachi!! Well, except for the smile.
Me: You're so hot!!!! I love you Tobi!!!!!
Tobi: Thank you and I know. Why do you think I wore the mask?
Itachi&Deidara: … (Gone Blank)
Tobi: I did it in case anyone ever found how I really looked. They would confuse me for Itachi all the time.
Me: Oh, so that's why you act so polite and act slightly annoying and stupid.
Tobi: Yep, it was for my cover. But, I'm going to stop doing that. I'm starting to annoy my damn self.
Deidara: Glad to hear it!!! Hell knows you annoyed me to no end!!!!!
Me: So, Tobi do you want to stay a while??
Tobi: Sure, but I'm tired of being called 'Tobi'. Please call me Teika, that's my real name.
Me: Okay!!! Well, from what Komachi told me, a lot of truths were told, a few dares were done, and we got a new person. Man, I missed a lot. But, I will never forget this!!!
(Rewinds tape)
(Watches Sasuke and Naruto slip and fall for the hundredth time today)
Sasuke: You'll get tired of it eventually.
Me: The hell I won't!!! Ja Ne!!
Man, I really did get a lot of truths and dares!! But, I loved them, you guys are very creative!!!
I hope I can change Tobi's name in this! I like Teika much better!!
Oh yeah, I got so many new people that I can't keep up!! So, please refrain from sending anymore people for a while.
Plus, I'm sorry if I didn't use certain characters enough or at all. I'll use them more next chapter!!!
Ja Ne!!!!!!!!