mikari : ANNOYING MIDO IS THE BEST! YAY! Its better than annoying my dog! I'm a little sugar high right now. Wheeee! Last sentence? I put a (1) at the end of that paragraph. Thanks!
me/nambe : Spatula? Hmmm I might borrow one from Spongebob later. (hides from giant spatula) SPONGEBOB WOULD LOVE THIS! Thanks!
Starfall88 : Romance? Maybe a little later. You can qoute whateva ya want! Thanks!
Shiru23454 : I am going to get rid of my spellcheck. So you are going to see some...bad spelling...though you probably have. I might read that. Thanks!
jade04 : Oh we are going to have to wait a while on that. But its gonna be good. Thanks!
Xylem : Yeah! I just discovered he lives inside me-
(You mean you had other voices in your head beside me?)
Well....sometimes.
(WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN PUT INTO SOMEONE BETTER! Like....someone sexy!)
KENNY! THIS IS A PG STORY!
(So?)
Kenny.
(Oh alright! I will refuse to say anything bad on your stories.)
Thank you.
(I'M GONNA SING ONE OF CATRMAN'S SONGS!)
NOOOOOOOOO!
(Well.......)
Dont do it Kenny!
(.......Well)
I'M WARNING YOU!
(Oh alright)
Thank you. Congratulations on 100 reviews! HI SQUID! AND STANLEY AND ZERO IF YOU ARE THERE! Thanks!
I guess I should tell ya'll the story of Kenny McCormack....you see he died and then burned him and his friend drank his ashes and had Kenny stuck in his body for a short period.
(IT WAS HORRIBLE! Though there was plenty of room!)
Shut up Kenny! And Kenny got out and went into a pot roast and I ate it and now Kenny is in MY body.
(Yeah yeah yeah...)
SHUT UP KENNY! BACK TO THE STORY!
Link and I were running at a fast pace, after eating a quick lunch at his house. The sun was about to set and we were running up the stairs heading toward Kakiriko village when the sun set.
"Awww! We're to late!"
Link glared at me. "Its your fault!"
"How is it MY fault?"
"You were to slow!"
Madison and Navi flew out and watched as the both os uf fought.
I was about to insult him, when I remembered thr Sun's song.
"-And now we won't be able to speak to anyone in the village until morning!"
"Wrong again...." I said, grinning suddenly.
He paused and looked at me. "What?"
"Follow me!"
I ran up the stairs and into Kakiriko village, not even pausing to gaze around. I ran to the the graveyard.
"Hey wait up- Whoa...."
We stared at the graveyard. It looked quite creepy. I could see the old man walking slowly around the grave.
Madison froze when she caught up with me and saw what we were looking at.
"Oh God...its probably haunted!"
"Duh." I said.
"Lets leave I'm scared!"
"Shut up."
Link looked around nervously. "I agree...this place is creepy....what are we doing here?"
I walked up the hill and answered. "There's a song we can learn underground."
Madison shrieked. "UNDERGROUND?! WELL WHO'S GONNA TEACH US THE SONG? THE DEAD PEOPLE?!"
"Sorta...a tomb is. But we're going to meet some dead people."
Madison blinked, and looked a little sick. "I'm going die here."
I smiled and stopped at the big tomb. "Dont worry! In the morning, we can stop to eat breakfast."
Link looked down at the three triangles on the ground. "These...look familiar."
"Good observation Captain Obvious. Get out your Ocarina."
"Why?"
"Just get it out!"
He glared, but took it out, and I took out my own.
"Now on the count of five start playing Zelda's lullaby....mmkay?"
"But-?"
"MMKAY?!"
"OK! Geez..."
"1...2....3.....4...5...NOW!"
We played the song slowly together, as soon as we stopped a flash of lightning came down and struck the ground a few feet away. Madison screamed and flew behind another grave. I ducked, pulling Link with me.
The tomb exploded and a hole appeared in the ground. Link stood up first and helped me up.
"Thanks... Madison! Get over here!"
She flew reluctantly over to me and whimpered when she looked down into the hole.
"We...are not going down there are we?"
"Yes."
Link, Navi, and Madison stared at me like I was crazy.
"But its dangerous!"
I slapped my forehead. Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest.
"Fine! Dont come!" I jumped in the hole. I certainly wasnt scared of bats and ReDeads.
I looked around the dark room and wished I had a flashlight. I got out my slingshot and shot every bat on the wall and grinned when the door unlocked.
"Easy as pie..." I whispered, climbing up the stairs and through the door. I gazed around the greenish room and saw old skeletons with skin still clinging to their bodies around the room.
Okay maybe I was a little scared. But who wouldnt be?
I flattened myself against the wall and tried to sneak past one, but I heard a scream in my head and turned and looked into the dead eyes of one. It walked slowly toward me, and I was frozen to the spot.
Oh shit....I was dead. I could already feel its cold dead breath upon my cheek. It reached out toward me.......
"NO!"
Link suddenly appeard and attacked the Redead, slashing at it about 50 times before it fell to the ground...dead? I have no idea.
"Link?"
He looked at me, the green blood staining his arms. I smiled shyly and opened my mouth, when I heard a nearby moan from another one.
"They are heading toward us!" I gasped, as the rest of the Redeads began walking toward us. Link looked around panicked.
I grabbed his hand and began running toward the room in the back and toward the stone.
I then said "Link...I see dead people."
"Me to."
I realized I was still holding his hand and let go, blushing.
He didnt seemed to hove noticed, but read the inscription on the wall.
"Hurry! The Dead are coming!" They were, I could hear them slowly approaching the room.
"Josie! Get out your Ocarina!"
I quickly got it out, and he pointed to the song on the wall. I could distantly see the outlines of the Redeads in the dark and whimpered.
"Hurry!"
We both read it quickly.
"Okay on the the count of three! 1...2...3!"
We played it quickly and it echoed around the chamber and I turned and saw the ReDeads, who was less than 5 feet away freeze in spot.
I laughed joyfully. "Yes! It worked!" Link smiled. "Oh thank goodness..."
Navi squealed happily and flew around our heads. I blinked.
"Link?"
"Yeah?"
"Where's Madison?"
Outside, a few minutes before me and Link played the song. Madison was sitting on a grave.
"Finally! Some peace! Maybe I can get a little shut eye before Link the idiot come back. Who is stupid enough to go down a hole in a graveyard? Plus its s few hours before dawn so...Yay!"
She grinned and layed down and was just falling alseep when.....
A rooster crowed in the distance and the sun came up.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
me/nambe : Spatula? Hmmm I might borrow one from Spongebob later. (hides from giant spatula) SPONGEBOB WOULD LOVE THIS! Thanks!
Starfall88 : Romance? Maybe a little later. You can qoute whateva ya want! Thanks!
Shiru23454 : I am going to get rid of my spellcheck. So you are going to see some...bad spelling...though you probably have. I might read that. Thanks!
jade04 : Oh we are going to have to wait a while on that. But its gonna be good. Thanks!
Xylem : Yeah! I just discovered he lives inside me-
(You mean you had other voices in your head beside me?)
Well....sometimes.
(WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN PUT INTO SOMEONE BETTER! Like....someone sexy!)
KENNY! THIS IS A PG STORY!
(So?)
Kenny.
(Oh alright! I will refuse to say anything bad on your stories.)
Thank you.
(I'M GONNA SING ONE OF CATRMAN'S SONGS!)
NOOOOOOOOO!
(Well.......)
Dont do it Kenny!
(.......Well)
I'M WARNING YOU!
(Oh alright)
Thank you. Congratulations on 100 reviews! HI SQUID! AND STANLEY AND ZERO IF YOU ARE THERE! Thanks!
I guess I should tell ya'll the story of Kenny McCormack....you see he died and then burned him and his friend drank his ashes and had Kenny stuck in his body for a short period.
(IT WAS HORRIBLE! Though there was plenty of room!)
Shut up Kenny! And Kenny got out and went into a pot roast and I ate it and now Kenny is in MY body.
(Yeah yeah yeah...)
SHUT UP KENNY! BACK TO THE STORY!
Link and I were running at a fast pace, after eating a quick lunch at his house. The sun was about to set and we were running up the stairs heading toward Kakiriko village when the sun set.
"Awww! We're to late!"
Link glared at me. "Its your fault!"
"How is it MY fault?"
"You were to slow!"
Madison and Navi flew out and watched as the both os uf fought.
I was about to insult him, when I remembered thr Sun's song.
"-And now we won't be able to speak to anyone in the village until morning!"
"Wrong again...." I said, grinning suddenly.
He paused and looked at me. "What?"
"Follow me!"
I ran up the stairs and into Kakiriko village, not even pausing to gaze around. I ran to the the graveyard.
"Hey wait up- Whoa...."
We stared at the graveyard. It looked quite creepy. I could see the old man walking slowly around the grave.
Madison froze when she caught up with me and saw what we were looking at.
"Oh God...its probably haunted!"
"Duh." I said.
"Lets leave I'm scared!"
"Shut up."
Link looked around nervously. "I agree...this place is creepy....what are we doing here?"
I walked up the hill and answered. "There's a song we can learn underground."
Madison shrieked. "UNDERGROUND?! WELL WHO'S GONNA TEACH US THE SONG? THE DEAD PEOPLE?!"
"Sorta...a tomb is. But we're going to meet some dead people."
Madison blinked, and looked a little sick. "I'm going die here."
I smiled and stopped at the big tomb. "Dont worry! In the morning, we can stop to eat breakfast."
Link looked down at the three triangles on the ground. "These...look familiar."
"Good observation Captain Obvious. Get out your Ocarina."
"Why?"
"Just get it out!"
He glared, but took it out, and I took out my own.
"Now on the count of five start playing Zelda's lullaby....mmkay?"
"But-?"
"MMKAY?!"
"OK! Geez..."
"1...2....3.....4...5...NOW!"
We played the song slowly together, as soon as we stopped a flash of lightning came down and struck the ground a few feet away. Madison screamed and flew behind another grave. I ducked, pulling Link with me.
The tomb exploded and a hole appeared in the ground. Link stood up first and helped me up.
"Thanks... Madison! Get over here!"
She flew reluctantly over to me and whimpered when she looked down into the hole.
"We...are not going down there are we?"
"Yes."
Link, Navi, and Madison stared at me like I was crazy.
"But its dangerous!"
I slapped my forehead. Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest.
"Fine! Dont come!" I jumped in the hole. I certainly wasnt scared of bats and ReDeads.
I looked around the dark room and wished I had a flashlight. I got out my slingshot and shot every bat on the wall and grinned when the door unlocked.
"Easy as pie..." I whispered, climbing up the stairs and through the door. I gazed around the greenish room and saw old skeletons with skin still clinging to their bodies around the room.
Okay maybe I was a little scared. But who wouldnt be?
I flattened myself against the wall and tried to sneak past one, but I heard a scream in my head and turned and looked into the dead eyes of one. It walked slowly toward me, and I was frozen to the spot.
Oh shit....I was dead. I could already feel its cold dead breath upon my cheek. It reached out toward me.......
"NO!"
Link suddenly appeard and attacked the Redead, slashing at it about 50 times before it fell to the ground...dead? I have no idea.
"Link?"
He looked at me, the green blood staining his arms. I smiled shyly and opened my mouth, when I heard a nearby moan from another one.
"They are heading toward us!" I gasped, as the rest of the Redeads began walking toward us. Link looked around panicked.
I grabbed his hand and began running toward the room in the back and toward the stone.
I then said "Link...I see dead people."
"Me to."
I realized I was still holding his hand and let go, blushing.
He didnt seemed to hove noticed, but read the inscription on the wall.
"Hurry! The Dead are coming!" They were, I could hear them slowly approaching the room.
"Josie! Get out your Ocarina!"
I quickly got it out, and he pointed to the song on the wall. I could distantly see the outlines of the Redeads in the dark and whimpered.
"Hurry!"
We both read it quickly.
"Okay on the the count of three! 1...2...3!"
We played it quickly and it echoed around the chamber and I turned and saw the ReDeads, who was less than 5 feet away freeze in spot.
I laughed joyfully. "Yes! It worked!" Link smiled. "Oh thank goodness..."
Navi squealed happily and flew around our heads. I blinked.
"Link?"
"Yeah?"
"Where's Madison?"
Outside, a few minutes before me and Link played the song. Madison was sitting on a grave.
"Finally! Some peace! Maybe I can get a little shut eye before Link the idiot come back. Who is stupid enough to go down a hole in a graveyard? Plus its s few hours before dawn so...Yay!"
She grinned and layed down and was just falling alseep when.....
A rooster crowed in the distance and the sun came up.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"