New chappie!!!! A lot of writing in this one. I think anyway. Don't own Naruto.
Me: Afternoon people!!! I feel a lot better. Now on with…
Itachi: We were talking and thought that one of the guys should host for today.
Me: Sure, but I choose.
Itachi: (Nods)
Me: I choose the Teika formally known as Tobi.
Teika: (Off doing something else) Nani???
Me: You're hosting for today.
Teika: Whatever. First truth or dare thing is for Naruto.
Naruto: Can I do both truth and dare??
Teika: (Looks over at me)
Me: (Nods) Yes, he may.
Naruto: Cool dattebayo!!! Give me my first truth question, Teika!!!!
Teika: Stop being so hyper, it's annoying me. First question is would you screw Sasuke or Gaara if you really had to??
Naruto: Seriously, who comes up with these things?! But again, I'd have to say Sasuke.
Sasuke&Gaara: Next time anyone tries to ask if Naruto would either screw me or him, I'll kill that person.
Teika: Okay, now your second question is what do you think of each girl individually?
Naruto: Rose may be Kabuto obsessed, but she's great at soccer!! Nicole is a possessed stalker when it comes to Sasuke and me. Rebecca is annoying when it comes to Itachi. Hina is quiet, but it seems that Shino likes her. Naomi is really nice and considerate. Ino and Sakura are evil bitchy whores!!! Temari's pretty cool. Hinata is very, very quiet and nice. Komachi is nice and calm, but I think she could do better when it comes to teme. Miya is just as cool as Komachi. And Ashley is totally fun to be around!!!!
Sasuke: What do you mean she could do better?!
Teika: Calm down. Now, ready for your dare?
Naruto: Of Course!!!
Teika: (Smirking) you have…
Naruto: Yeah…
Teika: to go 3 days…
Naruto: Yeah, yeah…
Teika: Without ramen.
Naruto: (Smiled wiped away from his face)
Teika: Sorry, not!!! Okay, Hinata your turn.
Hinata: Y…yes, T…Teika-s…san?
Teika: Truth or dare?
Hinata: T…Truth.
Teika: What's your favorite ramen flavor and why?
Hinata: Miso, b…because it's N…Naruto's f…favorite f…flavor.
Teika: Alright. Now girls, come here.
Miya: What is it?
Teika: (Trying to hold back a nosebleed like every other guy there) you girls have to strip in front of us.
Me: Even me?
Teika: Yes, even you. Now get to it.
Girls: (Sigh and start to take off their clothes)
10 minutes later….
Teika: Damn, I never knew you girls had such nice racks.
Me: I like the old Teika better. You know, before when he was Tobi.
Komachi: What are you staring at, Kankuro??
Kankuro: Nothing but those boobs of yours.
Komachi: (Shouting) Oh my Fucking god, you are such a damn pervert!!!!
Kankuro: Don't be mad at me for thinking you're hot.
Kakashi: Miya, why are you being so modest??
Miya: Oh I don't know. Either because I'm in practically nothing in front of you, or because I'm practically naked in front of all the guys!!!
Itachi: Ashley, I never knew you were wearing that.
Me: Shut up, you damn pervert.
Temari, Hina, Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Rose, Rebecca, and Nicole: Can we put our clothes back on, now???
Teika: Nicole, I thought you wanted Sasuke and Naruto to see you in nothing. Same for you, Hina, Rebecca, and Rose?
All girls mentioned: That's only for them!!!!
Teika: Fine, put your clothes back on.
10 more minutes later….
Me: Alright, is that all??
Teika: Nope, just one more truth.
Rose: Who is it for??
Teika: Orochimaru.
(Orochimaru and Kabuto walk into the room)
Rose: KABUTO!!!!!! (Runs and hugs him)
Orochimaru: What's going on??
Kabuto: I don't know, but I like it!!!!
Teika: Orochimaru, you have to answer to a truth.
Orochimaru: Fine.
Teika: Are you Michael Jackson in disguise?
Orochimaru: What kind of question is that?? Ashley, are you going to let them talk to me that way?!
Me: Hey, Komachi I realized something. Have you noticed how nice some guy's on Naruto's hair looks??
Komachi: Yeah, I have. Haku has nice hair, Neji has nice hair, Itachi has nice hair, Sasuke has nice hair, and Orochimaru has nice hair.
Me: What about Kakashi?
Komachi: His hair is nice too. And have you noticed how it stands on end like-
Orochimaru: You girls are not helping!!!
Teika: Could you hurry up?!
Orochimaru: No, I'm not Michael Jackson in disguise. I don't even know who he is.
Kabuto: Then, who is that man with a pointy nose whose pictures are hanging all over your walls?
Orochimaru: (Starts to panic)
Me: Well, Orochimaru?? That description sounds a lot li-
Orochimaru: (Grabs Kabuto and runs away)
Rose: Kabuto, wait!!! I love you!!!!! (Chases after them)
Me: Well, that was odd!!! Want to end it Teika.
Teika: (Playing Tekken 5 against Deidara) Hahaha, I'm soooo kicking your ass, Deidara!!!!!
Deidara: Dammit!!! Ashley, can you write down that I won?
Me: No way. That'd be lying and I don't lie.
Deidara: What about all those lies for covering up something you did?
Me: (Kicks him in his balls) Shit, shut your mouth!!! My mom may be listening. Then, I would have to listen to another boring as hell lecture.
Teika: Ha, Ashley kicked you in your nuts!!!!!
Me: One of you wraps this up for me. I sense a bad aura coming from my mother and I don't like it.
Sasuke: Well, now we now what Naruto thinks of the girls, what the girls look like uncensored, that Hinata is obsessed with Naruto, and that Orochimaru has a weird thing for Michael Jackson. Weird day, huh Itachi?
Itachi: Hmm, I've had weirder ones. Anyway… ready Sasuke??
Sasuke: (Nods)
Sasuke&Itachi: Ja Ne!!!!!!
Me: Dammit, that's my line!!!! Ja Ne!!!
Guess this chappie isn't long after all!!! Oh well, all's well that ends well. Thanks for all the reviews!!! I get at least one everyday!!!!! I feel sooo wanted!!!! Ja Ne!!!!