(I AM NOT)
Yes you are and Cartman to answer your question. Kenny died before he was put into a pot roast. YOU drank his ashes, Kenn'y spirit escaped into a pot roast. I cooked it and ate it and now he's inside me. Mmmkay?
(Dont do that you sound like the counselor)
Sorry. On to the reviews!
mikari : I know I was scared to death of them, when I first saw them. Lol Thanks!
Shiri23454 : I might do that. Thanks!
Masterfur Foxboy A. Keysoonaer : Like your name. Mido derserved it. Thanks!
Me/nambe : Your in band? ME TO! I play the trumpet! Madiosn and Modesty sit in front of me and its fun to blow in their ears. Thats why Madison claims she is going deaf. I've been having sleeping problems to recently. Like I got to bed at 10:00 and wake up at 9:00 but still dont get enough sleep. I'm so sleepy yet so awake. MY PIE! Thanks!
Xylem : Oh...hi Twitch, Squid, Zigzag, and fat ass!
Cartman : HEY! I aint fat! I'm big boned!
(Eric your fat)
Cartman : God Damnit shut up Kenny!
(HAHA)
Calm down ya'll. Sorry Squid but I am obsessed with a character....Severus Snape.
Squid : Oh God.
(Ewwww)
SHUT UP KENNY!
Cartman : God Damnit no more cheese poofs!
(Hey Xylem! Nice to meet ya. I'M NOT NEGATIVE TWITCH! or whoever you are)
Well you are a perv.
(I know that. Twitch reminds me of Tweek)
Yeah. Thanks!
jade2824 : Thanks!
Yeah! A sooner chapter! Celebrate! Celebrate! Come on and celebrate!
(Can I sing)
NO!
(Your mean)
I know.
0gfgf f We got out of the tomb, with relief and happiness. Of course I got plenty of yelling from Madison for 'disturbing her peace' but I didnt care.
After Madison had calmed down a bit she looked at me angrily. "Can we get breakfast now?"
"Yes...I promised we would, so we will."
Link shook his head. "I wanted to be in Death Mountain hours ago."
I slung my arm over his shoulder. "Oh cheer up Link! Some food might get that sand out of your vagi- I mean...might... make you happy!" I laughed nervously.
Link looked at me suspiciously as we walked out of the graveyard and asked. "Whta were you about to say?"
"Nothing."
Madison snorted. "Well you are right we DO have to get that sand out of his vagin-"
I grabbed her and stuffed her in my hood, smiling brightly, ignoring her squeals.
"Shall we have breakfast."
Link raised a eyebrow. "Where?"
"Follow me!"
"Wait dont run...DONT RUN!"
To late I already started running toward where I remembered the house where Impa grew up and was welcome to all visitors.
Madison flew from underneath my hood, and glared at me. I smiled and saw Link right below us, I 'accidentaly' pushed some dirt on him.
"HEY!" He looked up and glared at me.
"Up here dimwad!"
Madison giggled and layed on my shoulder. "Your mean to him. Why? Your usually never THAT kind of mean."
I thought about it as Link approached. "I dont know....just...maybe this different world thing and all this."
She still looked a little skeptical. "I dont know...."
"Just drop it...I'll stop annoying him like this after a couple of weeks. I always do."
Link looked at the house as he stopped beside me. "Why are we here?"
"Because this is the place we can get breakfast then head on up to Death Mountain and meet the morons- I mean Gorons."
Link shook his head at me. "Why do you always insult everything?"
Silence.
"Ummmm....." Me and Madison looked at each other.
"Enjoyment?"
"Entertaiment?"
"Comedy?"
"Amusement?"
Link smiled slightly. "Fair enough."
He opened the door and walked in. Me and Madison looked at each other and giggled evily, before following. There was about three people in there. One lady was setting food on the table and smiled when she saw us.
"Hello children. What are you doing here? Where are your parents?"
Link looked confused and opened his mouth to say something but once again I beat him to it.
In a fake childish voice I said. "Our mommy is visiting a fwiend of ours somewhere in the village. And our daddy is doing some business stuff. But mommy gave us some money to but us bweakfast."
Link stared at me, like I was crazy(which I was.)
The woman clapped her hands and laughed, smiling brightly. "That is just so cute! Oh you dont have to pay! Its free of charge!"
I smiled innocently. "Thank you miss. My name is Josie and this is Link."
She smiled and handed us a plate of food and turned around. I smirked at Link. He mouthed to me 'What are you doing?'
'Acting.' I mouthed back. 'Now eat!'
We dug into out food. Madison and Navi eating some to. Thank goodness the lady didnt notice them.
We finished soon and after thanking the lady(in my cute little voice!) we left. And finally Link got his way and we headed up Death Mountain.
(Should we end it here, Josie)
Me : ......Nah.
We walked to where the gate was closed. I peered through the gates and tried to see anything. Link talked to the man.
".......What kind of game is the princess playing now? Well okay...I'll open up the gate for you."
I backed up as the gate began opening. The guard snorted and began to talk to Link again, when I grabbed him and dragged him uphill.
"What was that for? I was talking to him!"
I stopped and grinned at him in a sadistic way. "Lets go back in time a little, shall we Link?"
"What?" He asked in confusion.
"If I recall YOU were the one who was complaining about being here soon! YOU were the one who was yelling at me for being late! So help me, if you want to stop to have a nice friendly chat with a freaking guard who won't stay home and play with his kid then go right ahead! But dont come yelling at me to hurry up so we can save Princess Perfect. Mmmkay?"
Silence.
Madison, Link, and Navi were all staring at me. Link stuttered and nodded. "Yeah....lead the way."
"Thank you."
As I continued to walk up the hill I smirked and thought to myself. 'Damn, I'm good.'