Disclaimer: Too upset to say, but I don't own Naruto.


(Slam through the door, again. Only looking pretty damn pissed off.)

Sasuke: What's wrong now-

Me: (Puts Sasuke in a head lock and pulls on his hair)

Komachi: Ashley, stop!!! It isn't that bad, calm down!!!

Itachi: What happened??

Miya: Ashley posted a new story yesterday and she got two pitiful reviews. So if she kills Sasuke, don't blame us.

Komachi: (Trying to pull me off of Sasuke.) She deleted her story after it being posted for only a few hours.

Kakashi: It doesn't matter anyway, right? A lot of people like this story, isn't that enough?

Me: (Let's go of Sasuke) Yeah, I guess your right. But, I'll be right back. (Grabs rifle and walks out)

Naruto: What now???

Kakashi: Guess we do the game today.

Itachi: But, who hosts??

Komachi: I say Itachi does it. He's really mature!!!

Itachi: (Shrugs) the first dare is for me and Sasuke.

Sasuke: I don't have to kiss you, do I??

Itachi: No, but we are going to have a staring contest.

Both Boys: (stare at each other)

Itachi: (Activates Tsukyomi)

Sasuke: What?! (Passes out)

Hina: What did you do?

Naomi: You used the Tsukyomi, right Komachi?

Komachi: Yep, poor Sasuke.

Naruto: Who cares? My turn, right Itachi?!

Itachi: Yes. Ready?

Naruto: (Nods)

Itachi: You have to go an extra 3 days without ramen.

Naruto: (Cries chibi tears) you all hate me, don't you?!

Teika: Oh, suck it up. It's no big deal. It's just ramen.

Naruto: Don't say that!!! (Pounces on Teika/Tobi and beats him up)

Rose: I wish Kabuto was here.

Nicole: I just hope Sasuke wakes up soon.

Itachi: Can we continue?? (Really annoyed voice)

Everyone: (Nods)

Itachi: Okay, where's Tenten?? She needs to be here for her question.

Tenten: (Suddenly walks in) you call??

Haku&Rebecca: Where'd you come from?

Tenten: I was in the living room watching America's Next Top Model when I heard Itachi call my name. So, what's up?

Itachi: We need to know. Do you like Neji?

Tenten: (Blushes) um, yeah.

(Phone rings)

Miya: Hello? Hi, yeah she's right here. (Hands Tenten the phone) It's for you.

Tenten: Hello, hey Neji!! What?! Oh, okay. Bye.

Everyone: What, what???

Tenten: Neji only likes me as a friend. Oh well, I never did like his attitude, bye!!! (Walks out)

Deidara: Poor Tenten.

Everyone: (Nods head in agreement)

Itachi: Tenten, come back, we need you for something else.

Tenten: What?

Itachi: Ino, you're dared to make out with Sakura and Tenten.

Tenten: WHAT?!?!

Ino: Okay. (Makes out with Sakura, then Tenten)

Komachi: That's so odd to watch.

Kakashi: After a while of watching Sakura and Ino make out, it gets old.

Kankuro: Hey Komachi, you know what I'm thinking??

Gaara: (Puts hand over Kankuro's mouth) what you're about to say is not wanted to be heard by others.

Temari: Thank god Gaara stopped him.

Hinata: N…Naruto, are you a…alright?

Naruto: Yeah, I think I'll be fine now, thanks Hinata.

Me: (Comes back into the room, eating ramen) Hey, what's up??

Naruto: Noooooooo!!!! (Curls into a ball, sucking his thumb)

Me: What's his problem??

Itachi: He can't have ramen for another 3 days.

Me: Oh, that's harsh.

Miya&Komachi: Here did you go?!?!

Me: To shoot off a few heads. What did you guys do while I was away?

Haku: The usual.

Me: So I didn't miss much.

(Sees Sasuke passed out on the floor and Ino making out with Tenten and then Sakura)

Me: By the looks of things, I did miss a lot.

Shino: It's all water under the bridge now.

Everyone: (WTF looks)

Shino: What?

Kakashi: It's just that, through out this whole thing you didn't say a thing.

Shino: I didn't feel like saying anything.

Rose: Where's Shikamaru??

Naomi: He's sleeping. (Points to Shikamaru)

Komachi: He's been asleep.

Me: Fine with me!! Itachi, want to end it?

Itachi: since your back, I don't see why I have to.

Me: Lazy. But, I released some anger, Ino likes to make out, Sasuke is out cold, Naruto's in a fettle position, and Shikamaru's asleep.

Kakashi: Why do you say that?

Me: To give them a summary, DUH!!!! Ja Ne!!!!!!!!!!!


Yay, I'm out of my slump!!!! Thanks for the reviews!!! Chapter 10 should be posted today with this one!!! Ja Ne!!!