Ch.10!!! I never thought I'd make it!! Don't own Naru-kun by the way!!!

Me: Hey.

Sasuke: Where's Komachi?

Me: She's sick. So, I had to call in a substitute.

(A girl who looks a lot like Itachi and Sasuke comes in)

Uchiha Brothers: R…Risami?! What the hell are you doing here?!

Risami: I'm here to help. Now, shut up and listen to Ashley!!

Me: Thanks, now where's Orochimaru?

(Orochimaru comes back into room with Kabuto)

Rose: Kabuto-kun!!!!!

Kabuto: Hello, Rose-chan.

Orochimaru: Disgusting. What is it that you want now, Ashley?

Me: The world wants to know… are you a girl in disguise??

Orochimaru: What?! Of course I'm not!!

Risami: Then what about the whole 'ripping off your face and revealing that you're a woman' thing when you fought the hokage?

Orochimaru: I should have killed you when I had the chance. I'm not answering that. In fact, I'm leaving. Coming Kabuto?

Kabuto: You go ahead.

Orochimaru: Pfft.

Me: Wait!! Okay, Nicole gets him.

Nicole: (Attacks Orochimaru) that's what you get for giving Sasuke the curse mark!!!

Risami: See, aren't you glad you got fangirls? They can beat up your enemies!!

Sasuke: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Nicole: Okay, I killed him. Anyone want his head??

Deidara: Kisame might want it for later.

Rose: Aren't you upset they killed him?

Kabuto: Naw, I hated him being around. I always had to heal him.

Me: Sasu-kun and Naru-kun, you have to 3-way Nicole.

Sasu-kun&Naru-kun: What the hell does that mean?!

Me: I don't know. I guess you don't have to do it until I know what it means.

Sasuke: Yes!!

Risami: (Slaps with Sasuke with two fingers) Sasuke, that was mean!!!

Kakashi: Risami, I didn't know you were here.

Risami: Sure you didn't. And who's the floozy??

Miya: floozy?! I'm gonna kill you!! (Attacks Risami)

Me: Why is it wherever I go, a fight breaks out?!

Kakashi: Girls, stop!! Please!!!

Everyone: (Cheering for Risami cause…hell, they know Miya doesn't stand a chance!!)

Me: Break it up!!! God, you guys can be such troublemakers!!

Miya: She started it!!

Risami: No, you did!! Getting all close with my Kakashi!

Me: Oh yeah!! All of you have to go on a date with a random person in this room.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Me: Yep, now listen. Risami, you're going out with Naruto. Naomi, you're going out with Haku. Rebecca, you're with Sasuke. Nicole, you're with Shikamaru. Rose, you're with Kakashi. Hinata, you're with Kabuto. Miya, you're with Gaara. Sakura, you're with Kankuro. Temari, you're with Shino. Hina, you're with Deidara. Tenten, you're with Teika. And, Ino you're with Itachi.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Most, actually ALL Girls: I can't go out with HIM!!!!

Me: Too bad. The date will be for an hour. So, be back here at 6:00 sharp. Have fun!! (Walks away laughing)

6:00 Sharp…

Me: So, how did it go?

Gaara: Miya's a pretty good kisser.

Haku: So is Naomi.

Hinata: Neither is Kabuto.

Everyone: (WTF looks)

Hinata: Kabuto said that I should learn to speak without stuttering. And he's right!!

Naruto: Risami showed me some things.

Itachi&Sasuke: What?! What did you do to our sister?!

Naruto: Nothing, she just showed me some new pranks!! That's all.

Risami: Now you two are concerned for me?

Itachi: Well, it's just that…

Sasuke: Even though we don't show it, we still care about you.

Risami: Ohh, you guys are soooo sweet!!!!! (Hugs Itachi and Sasuke)

Kakashi: That's somewhat cute.

Me: Yeah, now if only my sister would let me give her hugs like that.

Itachi&Sasuke: Risami, you're choking us!!!

Risami: (Releases them) Sorry!

Deidara: Now, back to the task at hand. Haku, you kissed Naomi!!?!

Haku: Yeah, so??

Deidara: (Punches Haku and causes a huge riot)

Me: WHY ME!!!! (Starts to cry)

Komachi: (Slams through door in my mom's bathrobe)

Me: Komachi!! You're here!!

Komachi: WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP AND CALM THE HELL DOWN!!!!

Everyone: (Stops and sits down)

Me: Thanks Komachi.

Komachi: No problem. (Walks away whispering) God, what a girl can't do to get some rest.

Me: Komachi to the rescue!! Now, are you all better?

Deidara: Yeah, sorry about hitting you Haku.

Haku: Don't worry about it.

Everyone: (Apologizes and starts to cry a little)

Me: (Sweatdrops) Pinheads!

5 minutes later…

Me: Ya'll done yet?

Everyone: (Stops crying) Yeah, we're done.

Me: Good. Ja Ne!!

Risami: What about the summary?

Me: I would say it, but after today, I just want to take a nice long shower. Ja Ne, again!!

Hahaha, they fought each other. Just to let you know, most of them got a black eye or bruise. Very little made it out alive!! I need to know what a 3-way is so that I can write that dare down. Ja Ne and Thanks for the reviews!!!