lil-dragon-blue : I imagine thats what me and Link would REALLY do. I know it was late! But maybe this will cheer you up! Thanks!
me / nambe : Thats something I have to think about, Can you hear a snickers bar? Don't know. Thanks!
jade2824 : Will do! Thanks!
mew pudding : Your right! Everything is funny! Thanks!
lucyrocks73 : A'ight! I'm getting to work on both my stories! Okay? Thanks!
Starfall88 : Yeah it DOES hurt alot. Especially the bricks. But its still fun to annoy people. Thanks!
Well it Christmas everyone.
(Time to toys and food)
&Timmay!&
What you talking about Kenny? Your dirt poor.
(Shut up)
Heeheee. HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
&Tim-Timmay!!&
Yes, Link was finally learning the way I treated people around me. In a way thats a good thing, so he won't be surprised the way I will treat weird people in the future.
So here I was, walking with Link to the entrance, up the stairs and around the whole darn place.
"Hey, wait up!" A voice behind us sounded. Both me and Link turned to see a goron rolling toward us.
"Yes?" Link questioned. The goron stood up, trying to catch his breath. "The Goron Lord forgot to give this to you. He was to busy caught up in his dancing."
I smirked at that and Link gave me a look. The goron took out two golden bracelets and handed them to both of us. I remembered that it was the bracelet that will enable us to be able to pick up bombs around us.
But, of course, Link didn't know that and had to ask questions. "Whats it for? Why did he give this to us?"
I was about to answer his question but Madison flew up to my bracelet and I decided to let the goron answer his questions.
Madison awwed at the prettiness of the bracelet. "Its so pretty. You think we can take it home with us, whenever we DO go home?"
I sighed and put it on. "No, because the first thing you will do is try to sell it for a large amount of money, so you can buy you some crappy junk."
Madison gaped at me. "Whats makes you think I will do such a thing?"
"Because you did that with my rare penny I found. And I didn't get any money out of it."
She stuttered a little, before finally accepting the fact that I was right and she was wrong and flew somewhere to moan about it. Grinning in triumph to myself, I turned to Link who had finished asking the poor goron about the bracelet and was now inspecting it.
"You done?" I asked. He nodded. "Well, lets go then."
We continued our walk to the entrance and finally reached it. We walked out and I shielded my eyes from the morning sun, that hit my eyes.
I looked around trying to remember what to do next. Oh yeah! I had to get rid of the boulder that was in front of Dodongo's Cavern!
I turned in that direction and Link, one again, looked at me oddly.
"Where are you going? The cavern is the other way."
I didn't look back, but answered. "How are we going to get through that boulder? We got to get rid of that first."
Link nodded, catching up. "But how?"
"Well, we got the bracelet to pick up bombs. So I assume we use bombs to explode the boulder. Savvy?"
Link stared at me for a few moments before probably realizing that I was right and he was wrong and let me do my thing.
"Fine, you know what your doing. I don't. So go ahead." He looked in the direction of the sun.
I felt a stab of guilt hit me and sighed. I walked up to him and put my hand on his shoulder.
"Sorry Link, I just know whats gonna happend in the future and I want to hurry up and do it. I know this is your first time out of the forest and you probably want to enjoy it and not rush through it. You know talk to some older people. See their view of things around Hyrule. So pardon me, if I am pushing you a little to far. Just tell me, savvy? Anything I do that you don't like or can't stand just tell me savvy? Of course I may not stop it, because you know some habits are just hard to get rid of, and I might like them a little bit to much."
Link looked at me thoughtfully for a second before bursting out into laughter.
I gaped at him. Navi and Madison also joined him.
'Whats so funny?" I asked, staring.
Link shook his head, drying away the tears of laughter that had ran down his face.
"You! You! You are the most craziest, funniest, person I have ever met in my whole life! Sure I'm glad to be out of the forest and I might want to talk to some people. But that doesn't mean I don't mond being in a rush! I want to see what will happen when I get the Spiritual Stones to the Princess to! And if your excited about whats going to happen in the future, then I'm surely am to! But to see you talk to me like I am some kind of depressed person is pratically HILARIOUS!!"
He burst into another fit of giggles along with the idiotic fairies. I gawked at them, not knowing whether to be angry at them or laugh with them. I just decided to star at them, like a gaping fish.
Link then calmed down and looked at me, smiling widely. I raised a eyebrow at him. "Are you done with your childish phase?"
He giggled and nodded. "But your a child to."
I grinned at him and began walking again. "Only physically! Mentally I have the mind of a teenager. But if you want a child that acts like they are a real child, talk to Madison."
"Hey!"
"Its the truth, don't deny it, Madison."
Link walked beside me. "So about that list of stuff I want you to stop doing."
I froze. "Did I say that? I don't recall saying anything like that."
Link smirked. "You did."
Oh shit. "Oh shit."
Madison giggled, but Link turned to me. "What does 'shit' mean?"
I burst out laughing, with Madison who fell to the ground, in a fit of laughter.
"Don't you people have words that are not commonly or called bad words around here?" "Ummm...I don't recall." Link said, rubbing his eyes. I stopped at the bomb flower and inspected it. Madison flew in front of my face.
"He's just a kid. He doesn't know this kind of stuff."
"Oh yeah." I looked at him and said, "In my old world, there are words we call 'bad words' that have been made and are not used around other people. Most of the time, anyway." I snickered at that but continued. 'Bad words refer to nasty horrible things. We use them to curse other people, yell them out of we are angry or just not in a good mood. Some people use them normally, as a part of everyday life. There are a total of 13 bad words in my world."
I took a breath and looked at Link, who appeared in deep thought. Madison flew beside my ear. "I thought there were only 7."
I smirked. "Not if your a sailor." I chuckled
Link the looked at me. "Can you name them?"
Madison fell down and I gaped at Link. "WHAT?! Link! I have to be mature! There are children around! And other creatures!"
I pointed toward the goron, who was watching and listening to us.
"I could be a bad influence on them! And since I am at the tender age of a child, I have to be careful. I shouldnt even of said 'shit'" I winced and shook my head.
I turned back to the bomb and picked it up, feeling it hissing in my hand. I carefully aimed it and threw it at the boulder. It exploded and the entrance was open once again.
Link didn't seemed to have noticed. "But what does 'shit' mean?"
I smiled at him, "Poop." Madison began giggling again.
"Poop"
"Poop"
"Why poop?"
I shrugged and began walking again. "I havent done research on it. I already done 'Damn' and 'Fu-"
Madison flew over my mouth and I caught myself from a dreadful mistake.
'Thanks, Madison."
Link opened his mouth to ask a question but I stopped him. "Link, I'll explain all these questions to you later. OK?"
He reluctantly nodded and we began walking downhill again. Link then noticed that the boulder had gone and stared at me in amazement.
"How did you know to do that?"
I stopped and grinning sweetly I walked up to him and whispered into his ear, "I know."
He stared at me as I walked downhill, before shaking his head. "Hey, wait up!"
I stopped at the huge mouth of a entrance and peered inside. Link stopped beside me staring into it to.
"Whoa....its dark in there. Do we HAVE to go in?" He looked a little nervous. I snorted once again.
"Losing your bravery now? Just of the dark. By God, Link, we are going to be going into the deepest pits of hell and you are scared to go into this puny place?" I began laughing, walking inside.
Link looked at me then at Madison who had stayed behind with Navi. "Is she always like this?"
Madison nodded, seriously. "All the time, I know. I lived with her for a LONG time." She went in to. Link looked at Navi, who was just shaking her head at the whole thing.
"Don't look at me Link. I have no idea." She said. Link gave a sigh before entering also.
I patted him on the back as he appeared through the darkness and near me. "Welcome, Link, to Dodongo's Cavern."
He peered around the almost empty room. "Not much, isnt it?"
I slapped my forehead at his stupidity. "Link, look in front of you."
He looked toward the door in front of us. "Yeah, what about it?"
"Grab a bomb flower and open it."
"Oh....okay."
I leaned against the wall and watched as Link cautiously picked up a bomb flower. I giggled when he exclaimed as it began to go off, he ran toward the door and set it down before running next to me. It exploded and the room was revealed.
"Having problems?" I questioned, looking at him with a twinkle in my eyes.
Link shook his head, "No! I just don't want to be hit by the bomb."
I didn't answer but walked to the entrance and peered about. "Well Link. Lets get started!"
88888888 I know, I was planning on doing all of Dodongo's Cavern for this chapter, but changed my mind and decided to talk a little about the future. (people groan) I know I know! (people cheer) Okay so here comes my speech-
(They dont want to hear a speech, they want action)
Did anyone ask your opinion, Kenny?
(No, but)
Thats what I thought.
&Timmy!&
Thats nice Timmy. Now (clears throat) I am afraid that I will not do Game Boy Advance or Color for the stories. Its not that I don't have both Gameboys, buts its a little hard for me to get a good view for it. And I haven't gotten Oracle of Seasons or Time so I wouldnt be able to do that anway. And I won't do the Four Swords cause thats just to complicated. Come on FOUR Links? I won't live. BUT I am going to do Majora's Mask and Wind Waker. And when it comes out Zelda 2005, which is coming out next year for Gamecube. Speaking of which, I JUST got a gamecube for Christmas(YAY!) and I have nearly beat Wind Waker.(I'm on the last stage and that game kicks ass!) I also have started Ocarina of Time Masterquest, which is hard.
Now I have been thinking long and hard about how to do Wind Waker. Cause if you have played it, Link is reborn and how in the world am I going to be alive in it if its been generations since MY time in LoZ? So I'm going to be reborn with no memories of Majora's Mask or OoT. But I'll get them back, and yes I do have a roll to play in all of the stories. Madison and Modesty are going to be there.