I've done it!!! 32 reviews and 1154 hits!!! Yay, me!! Don't own Naruto!!!
Me: (Peace sign) Sup, my hommies!!
Sasuke: Don't try and act street. What are we doing today?
Me: Well, Miya and Komachi will no longer be joining us.
Sasuke&Kakashi: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!
Me: Yes. They made their own J-pop duo. They're winning the hearts of millions in Japan as we speak.
Kakashi: But, they could've stayed here. Miya already won my heart.
Me: Get over it. But, we have 2 more people joining us. Meet Kiri and Takuya.
(A girl (Kiri) with mid length brown hair, green eyes and tan fox ears and tail walks in. She's wearing a brown shirt with a heart on it and camo pants. The other girl (Takuya, my Oc) has short layered black hair and violet eyes. She's wearing a purple tank top with a black one on top of it and black Capri's)
Naruto: Hey, is that them?
Kiri: Naw, we're just land gnomes. Of course, it's us!!
Takuya: Kiri, calm down. We're here Ashley, what now?
Me: You can help with the dares!
(Just then, a dusty figure came into the room)
Naruto: Oh, no!! It's a monster!!
Koyuki: (Coughs) Nope, it's just me.
Me: Where've ya been?
Koyuki: Dusting out your attic. So, what's new??
Me: Nothing, take a seat.
Itachi: Can we get on with this?!
Me: Impatient. Naru-kun, come here.
Naru-kun: Yeah!!! I choose dare!!
Me: Okie-dokie!! You have to let the kyuubi take over for the rest of this chapter.
Naru-kun: (Eyes turn red) Sweet!!! Finally, I can have some fun!! (Grabs a paint can and runs out the room)
Kiri: What's he planning??
Naomi: With the kyuubi, nothing good.
Everyone: (Nods)
Me: Hinata, who would you rather kill you and how and why do you want then to kill you instead of others?
Hinata: Perhaps Neji. Because if I get stronger and was able to hold my ground against him, he might be able to beat me, but I was able to fight back.
Me: That was beautiful. Your turn, Ino.
Ino: What?
Me: Do you like Kiba??
Ino: (Scoffs) Of course not!!!
Me: Sure… Ino, you have another thing you have to do.
Ino: Fine, but I choose dare this time.
Me: (Evil grin) No making out with Sakura for 3 days!!!
Ino: Nooooooooooooo!!
Me: Yeah, you should've chosen the truth. Itachi, time for your truth.
Itachi: (Shrugs)
Me: What do you think of Rebecca?
Itachi: (Looks at Rebecca, who is batting her eyes like crazy) I think she is too obsessed with me and needs to get a life.
Rebecca: (runs off crying)
Kiri&Takuya: That was mean!!!
Itachi: So?
Me: Anyway… Shino, you have to tell who you like.
Shino: I like Hina.
Hina: (Blushes and faints)
Temari: Will she be alright?
Me: Pretty sure she will be. Where's Jiraiya? I need him for something.
Jiraiya: Yeah?
Me: Rose is said to be a way better yaoi writer than you'll ever be!!
Jiraiya: The hell she is!! Contest, right now!!!
(Both start writing yaoi)
Kakashi: Jiraiya, you can totally do better than her!!
Every Girl: Yeah, right!! You can do it, Rose!!!
Me: People, focus! Boys, you have to dance to Nama in your boxers!!
Guys: Heck No!!!
Me: (Starts music) C'mon, we're waiting!!
10 minutes later…
Me: This was the best part in this whole story.
Takuya: Yeah, you guys look sexy in just your boxers!!
Guys: (Blushing really hard)
Sakura: Oh, no. Ashley, all the girls have to watch porn Barney for 6 hours!!
Me: Oh yeah, and that's the worst part.
Itachi: (Sets up tape) Well girls, the faster it starts, the sooner it's over with!
6 Hours later…
Me: That was the most porn I've ever seen or read.
Takuya: It was very disgusting.
Girls: (Nod and look away)
Ino: At least Hina didn't have to watch it since she fainted.
Me: Anyhow… Haku, you're turn. And, we're just skipping to the dare.
Haku: Okay.
(Takuya grabs Haku and drags him into the bathroom)
Kakashi: Is she going to rape him??
Me: Nope, just wait.
Haku: (Comes out with skater dude hairstyle)
Takuya: You should see how much hair is on the floor. You could make a wig with it.
Me: Or at least a weave!!
Everyone: (Laughing at Haku)
Me: But, I think the hairstyle is nice. Kabuto, have you ever eaten a bug?
Kabuto: I have, when I was little.
Me: Haven't we all? Well, except for me. Sasu-kun and Naru-kun come here.
Sasu-kun: What now??
Me: I won't tell you until Naruto get here. Naruto!!!!
Naruto: (Lands in front of window only by wiring) what's up?
Me: What were you doing on the roof??
Naru-kun: Working on the wiring. Do I need to come inside??
Me: Yes, now-
(Naruto appears in room)
Me: Wow that was fast!! But, you two have to switch clothes.
Both Boys: (Shrug and switch clothes)
Naruto: Man, you're clothes are uncomfortable.
Sasuke: And yours are too bright, I mean orange?!
Naruto: Man, I like orange!! And yes Ashley, I'd love to be adopted by the girl who sent the review asking that.
Me: How did you know that? I didn't even say that!!
Naruto: Since Me, the kyuubi is in control, I can tell what you're about to say. Plus, I think a lot more rationally than the brat.
Me: Okay. Now, you have to make out with Nicole. And both you and Sasuke have to screw Nicole. That's what 3-way is!!!
Boys: WHAT!!???!
Naruto: I'm not gonna make out with her or have sex with her!!!
Sasuke: Me neither!!!
Me: Fine, you don't have to. Well, this is the end of this chapter. You guys want to say something??
Sasuke&Naruto: I'm not fucking her. Not in a thousand years!!!
Kiri&Takuya: Bye bye!!!
Itachi&Kakashi: I wish I wasn't here.
Deidara&Gaara: Me too.
Kankuro: I wish Komachi was here.
Temari: suck it up!! She never liked you!!
Haku: I want my old hairstyle back.
Sakura: See ya!!
Ino: I wish I could make out with Sakura again.
Rebecca: I wish Itachi loved me!!
Kabuto: I'm soooo glad I'm with Rose and not Orochimaru!
Rose: Me too!!
Koyuki: I wonder if those two are done writing yet.
Jiraiya: I'm way past done!! So is Rose.
Naomi: I hope Deidara and I stay together.
Nicole: I want Naru-kun and Sasu-kun to screw me!!
Me: Like that'll happen!!! Ja Ne!!!
Yay me!!! I'm done with this chapter!! Ja Ne!!