Oh, my! This next chapter came out so soon! I must be neglecting something… oh yeah.. That's my health I'm thinking of! Anyway.. This one's a bit more of the drabble-ishness. I promise, this fic's gonna get a lot deeper soon
"But Kibaaaaaaa! You promised!"
"I said maybe!"
"You did not! I have the video right here!"
"Kiba! I get to pick the club tomorrow, right?"
"Yeah.. Sure. Whatever… now get some more of that banana-flavored-"
"All right, all right! We're going to the damn techno club! But.." the brunette pouted, "Do I really have to wear these?"
The objects of which Kiba spoke were the clothes his mate had picked for him to wear that night. They consisted of a too-tight T-shirt that barely went down past the man's neck, a leather jacket and pants to match. To top it all off, Naruto had positively begged his mate to don a tight, leather collar.
"Yes. Your mate is an incredibly gay guy, so you'll just have to look the part."
"Oh, right.. Like you don't do that well enough on your own.
The blonde seemed to have gone all out to find the most effeminate clothing sold in the men's section. This outfit consisted of a body-hugging tank top, shorts that only half covered the mans thighs, and a fishnet shirt with matching leggings. Of course, one quickly forgot the clothing at the sight of a seemingly endless collection of earrings, all of which adorned Naruto's head.
"Well we are going to a gay bar…"
"Hn." replied the dog-nin, putting again.
The pair entered the aforementioned club, beholding a vast dance floor with lights adorning the floor panels and many effects that bordered upon the hallucinogenic.
"Oh.. my… God…" said the two in unison, one in disgust, the other in ecstasy.
"Must… dance!" yelled the blond before rushing to the middle of the dance floor. Upon arriving, Naruto there his hands to the sky, eventually getting brave and grinding up against his mate.
"See, Kiba? This isn't so bad," whispered the blonde seductively.
"Mm… the name's Kabuto, but you can all me Kiba if you like." replied the man upon whom Naruto had been pressing himself. Oddly enough, fate chose this moment for Kiba to appear and watch as his mate grew wide eyed and fell to the floor. With a swift punch, the white-haired man went down and was trampled into little bits.
"K-Kiba!" stammered Naruto, flinging himself into his lover's arms, "I'm so sorry! I didn't know!"
"Oh, you're such a crybaby.. It's ok, but I do want payback…" replied the brunette with a toothy grin.
"Fair enough. What should I-" began Naruto before he was pulled in close, kissed, and then whirled around the crowded dance floor.
What do you know, mused the Inuzuka, This really isn't so bad…
I apologize to my fellow Kabuto fans.. I just wanted to put him in the story.. I luvs him so! Nonetheless.. Enjoy the last silly little chapter for a while. I'm heading for deeper waters!