Thanks for the advice about my 'friend'!!! We're not friends anymore, at least I think… I don't talk to him and I and my friend talk about him. Yesterday, he blamed her for running him into a wall with wet paint. She looked like she was about to cry, she really didn't want to…

Takuya: Ashley…we need to start the story.

Me: (Turns on the light on the lazy knuckle draggers (No offense to the Oc's!!))

Itachi: Turn off the damn light!!

Me: I would, but I can't.

Sasuke: why not??

Me: You all are going to school with me!! All those over the age of 15 are going to be teachers. The rest are students. Now, hurry up!! You only have 20 minutes.

20 minutes later…

Me: Okay, now get on the bus.

At School…

Me: Welcome to my middle school!!! Okay guys, now you need to get your…

Everyone: (Went separate ways)

Me: Pains in the ass.

Miranda (my friend): Hey Ashley!!!

Me: Hey, did you get in trouble?

Miranda: Not that I know of.

Me: That's good!! Just ignore you know who at all costs.

Off with Naomi, Deidara, and Itachi…

Deidara: I think we're in the gym.

(Zooms out to show the gym)

Itachi: Man, are you smart!! (Sarcasm, so obvious)

Deidara: Thanks!!

Naomi: Itachi, if you taunt Deidara one more time, I'll…

Itachi: What kiss him??

Takuya: There you are!! Ashley is pissed that you wandered off.

Naomi: How do you know??

Takuya: I have this telepathic thing with Ashley. It's hard to explain.

Itachi: It's hard to believe, too.

Naomi: Stop interrupting!!

Takuya: Don't worry. He'll be put in his place with this dare. Itachi, you have to kiss Deidara.

Deidara, Itachi, and Naomi: WHAT?!?!

Takuya: Yep. Sorry, Naomi.

Naomi: It's alright, as long as Itachi doesn't slap Deidara's ass.

Itachi: Why would I do that?? But, anyway… (Kisses Deidara)

Takuya: Ohh, hammer time!!! You're going down!!!

Itachi: who's gonna do it?

Takuya: (Points to Naomi, who is turning a deep red with hate)

Naomi: Uchiha…You're going down. (Pounces on Itachi and starts to beat his ass!!)

Deidara&Takuya: Ouch…

Off with Sakura, Naruto, and what do ya know…Lee?

Sakura: Where are we??

Lee: Who knows my angel?

Sakura: Don't call me that!! Naruto??

Naruto: Hey, look who I found!!! (Pulls Kiri, Rebecca, and Koyuki out from a corner)

Lee: How'd you girls get here??

Kiri: Same as you, we walked or rode the bus!!

Rebecca: Oh and you three have to do something!

Three Ninja: What's that?

Koyuki: get in this closet!!!

(Three ninja get in the closet)

Kiri: (Locks door) Now, Naru-kun and Lee-kun, you two have to strip in front of Sakura.

Sakura: Now hold on a minute!!!

Rebecca: Guys, now's your time to show Sakura what she's missing.

(Guys strip in closet)

Sakura: Lee, you got abs!!

Girls: (Walk away laughing)

Off with Sasuke, Gaara, Hina, and Shino…

Hina: Hey, we're near the cafeteria.

Sasuke: So??

Gaara: So…we can get lunch.

Shino: But, it's only 10:30.

Hina: Yeah, and everyone else is in 2nd period, including Ashley.

Gaara: Then we'll trash it!! (Pulls out spray paint)

Sasuke: I like that idea!

Shino: Wait, someone's watching. Show yourself.

(A boy with dirty blonde hair came form outta the shadows. He had deep blue eyes and his hair had spikes in the front and a mullet in the back. He had on a black cloak and black sandals.)

Gaara: Identify yourself.

I'm Xialin. What do you plan to do with the spray paint??

Sasuke: What does it look like?

Xialin: (Punches Sasuke in the nose) any of you say anything and you're next. (Clenches fist)

Hina: We're good. So, do you go to school here??

Xialin: No, but I'm Takuya's friend.

Sasuke: (Wiping blood from his nose) that's great to hear.

Xialin: What did you say?? (Clenches fist again)

Sasuke: Nothing!!

Xialin: Good. Where's Takuya??

(Takuya runs up to Xialin and the others panting)

Takuya: Hey Xialin. Naomi is beating Itachi up!! There's blood everywhere!!!

Sasuke: I wanted to beat him up!!!

Gaara: Get over it. You couldn't even lay a hand on him.

Hina&Shino: (Nod)

Xialin: Where's Sakura?

Takuya: Kiri told me that she's in the closet with Lee and Naruto.

Sasuke: Stripping for them?

Takuya: No, they're stripping for her!!!

Xialin: I thought they wouldn't go through with it!! (LFAO)

Off with Kakashi, Nicole, Ino, and Temari…

Kakashi: Why did she make us come here??

Temari: I know, all we're doing is walking around!

Nicole&Ino: (Shrug and keep walking)

Off with Hinata, Kiba, Angelis, and Devilia…

Hinata: What do we do?? We're lost!!

Devilia: I don't know. Hey Kiba, do you like Angelis now??

Angelis: Devilia!!!!!

Kiba: Yeah, I like her, a lot.

Devilia: Good, now you have to do one more thing for her. (Whispers dare to Kiba)

Kiba: Alrighty!! (Takes Angelis to girl's bathroom)

Hinata: Why did Kiba take her there??

Devilia: Wait for it…

Angelis: Oh my goodness!!! (Thump sound heard from bathroom)

(Girls run into the bathroom to see what happened)

Angelis: (On the floor, spaced out and as red as a beet)

Devilia: What did you do??!!

Kiba: I just did what you told me to and she fainted.

Hinata: Well…

After School…

Me: Okay, so did you guys do what I told you to??

All those who went outta their way to get the job done: Yep!!

Me: Perfect and the results!!

Takuya: Itachi's beaten to a bloody pulp.

Devilia: Angelis fainted, but she was happy!!

Kiri: Sakura is dramatized with what she saw from Lee!!

Sakura: (Curled into a ball)

Ino: Kura-chan!!! (Runs over to her precious Kura-chan (Sakura's new nickname))

Me: Excellent!! And the person who came up with the brilliant dare was Xialin!! (Pats Xialin on the back)

Sakura: Why did you put me through that hell?!

Xialin: Because I hate your guts!! That's why.

Me: Don't we all?

Everyone: (Applause at the mean but true comment)

Sakura: I hate you all!!! (Runs away crying)

Ino: (Follows after)

Sasuke: Finally, they're gone!! Now we can have a party!!!!

Me: Woo-hoo!!! But first, guys get in front of the TV.

Kakashi: What are we watching??

Takuya: You'll see!!! (Turns tape on)

1 hour later…

Me: So…how was it?? (Singsong tone)

Naruto: (Eye twitching) where the hell did you get that tape?!

Me: From my health teacher. We're doing Abstinence before Marriage and he showed us this tape.

Sasuke: That's just wrong!!

Itachi: (Takuya's healing him) Sick and wrong.

Kiba: Too sick for words.

Me: If you guys are alright, let's get this party started with spin the bottle!!

Guys: (Shaking their heads) No, we're okay!! Just end this fucking chapter!!

Me: Fine!! This was an interesting day!! A lot of things happened!! Ja Ne!!!

Phew, it's over!!! But, I'm contempt!! My friend still doesn't know why I'm mad at him!! I'm not mad because of the hit. What I'm really mad at is the fact that he has been hitting me ever since the beginning of last year!!! That really pisses me off!!! Anyway, please review!! Ja Ne!!!!! Oh, and I didn't do a couple of dares, but I will do them in my next chapter after I get those lyrics!! And I realized that Uchiha's are extremely sarcastic!!!