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This in unreal! This isn't reality! Updating again? Whats wrong with me? Guess I'm just trying to get as much in as possible before Spring Break comes. Because Spring Break means party, which means not going to be at home for updating.
And also, I'm going to die in seven days. BECAUSE I went to the-tape . com If you want to live...don't go there. All of you are welcome to come to my funeral. There is going to be balloons and cake, (sponsored by Madison). What ever happend to Kenny? He's still here, he just accidentaly cut certain brain cells of mine so he can't speak though me no more. But I can still hear him. Timmy...left. Wah! 33366666622166666622
So, after eating a delicious breakfast that only a fairy can give, we climbed down. Though it wasn't the most simplest of tasks.
Link jumped down first and helped me down. Navi flew down to us, but Madison was sitting on the roof, looking fearfully down.
"Come on Madison! Its not like you haven't done this before!"
She turned a darker red and I could tell she was glaring at me. "That was years ago! This is now! I'm not coming down!"
I turned to Link frustrated. "We don't have time for this. I want to be at Zora's Domain by sunset atleast."
He sighed and shook his head. "Then what are we going to do about Madison?"
"Give me a boost up so I can strangle her."
"Oh...that'll work."
We grinned at each other and he put his hand down, and I set my foot in it and lifted myself up onto the roof. Madison ignored my presence, but fluttered her wings to tell me she knew I was there.
"Madison. Your a fuc-" I saw Link, gazing at us and stopped. "Umm...a freaking fairy! Get a hold of yourself! You've been flying for the longest now!"
Madison crossed her arms, and lifted her head to the sky.
"Madison, do you know what your acting like?" I asked, a smirk growing on my face.
Her wings faltered for a moment.
"A prep..."
She screamed and covered her ears, cursing at me. She flew into the sky and flew around in angry circles.
"How dare you call me one of those...those...FIENDS!" She screamed angrily.
I rolled my eyes and grabbed her as gently as possible.
"Let go of me, you monster!"
I whistled cheerfully and jumped down, Link catching me. I opened my hand and she flew out, slightly ruffled, but alright.
"I'm never going to forgive you for this!" She said, angrily. Then flew into Link's hood instead of mine.
Link turned his head to me, I shook my head with a grin on my face.
"Is this what it is always like?"
"Always."
Link nodded. "So where we heading again?"
"Well we got to get the Spiritual Stone of Water."
"Uhh...shouldn't we be going to Lake Hylia?"
"Nope, we have to go to Zora's Domain, which is linked to Lake Hylia."
"Right."
After refreshing up a little, we walked down the exit stairs and stopped at the bottom. Link gazed around the beautiful field and a sigh. "Beautiful isn't it?"
I was a little busy strapping my pack up, didn't see what he was looking at. "Huh?'
"Hyrule! The fields...the forests...even though I'm not to sure about the mountains." He gave a small laugh. I turned and looked around.
"Yeah...umm Link? You haven't even been on the other side yet. I can't WAIT until I see your face after the Door of Time."
I was wrong. I didn't want to see it...nooo...after Ganondork took over? Hell na! I didn't even want to imagine the sad, angry look in a older Link's eyes.
He shot me a look, but otherwise said nothing. "So...which way?"
I nodded toward where the water was streaming to. "The river shall guide us." Then jumped in.
"Its warm Link! Come on in!" I grinned, as the river began to push me in the opposite direction of him.
Link shook his head. "No way!"
"Come on Link! Its the fastest way!" I whined.
Madison flew out of his hood and flew in front of his face. "Don't listen! She don't know what she's talking about! Anywhoo you'll get wet!"
I was getting farther and farther away from him. "Like your not going to get wet anyway! Its the Water Stone!"
Link looked backed and forth between me and Madison. Then glanced at Navi. She shrugged. Link sighed. "I really didn't plan on getting wet." He said, mostly to himself. Then jumped into the water.
Madison screeched as water splashed on her as Navi giggled and flew over to us. Link had swum to catch up with me and let the river flow us to the edge at the end.
Link climbed up, grabbing my hand and lifting me up.
"So is this the entrance?"
"Well we have to go through some obstacles first but we'll get there eventually." I stated, then turned around and called out to a angry Madison.
"Madison! We're leaving! So unless your going to stay here until the sun goes down and the monsters come up...you better follow us!"
I heard her small shrill voice echoe back to me. "I can deal with them by myself! Nah!" I could tell she just stuck her tongue out at me and rolled my eyes.
"Come on Link...lets go."
"But...but what about your fairy?"
"She'll find us."
We crossed over into Zora's River and gazed around. It was pretty. You know the usual...water...green grass...butterflies...
Link saw big boulders in front of us and walked toward them...then a familiar voice boomed out.
"Hoo hoo! Looks like you two have gotten bigger and stonger already!"
I looked up and saw the annoying owl blinking at us, rolling its head in different angles. "Really? Well thats nice...now if you'll excuse us..."
But he continued on. "Just ahead lies Zora's Domain. The Zoras serve Hyrule's Royal Family by protecting this water source."
"Good for them. I'm sure their happy."
"Their door will not open for anyone except those who have some connection with the Royal Family."
Link was the one who interupted this time. "But they'll let us in, right? I mean we do have a connection."
The owl hooted again. "Of course! Let them hear the melody of the Royal Family! Hoo hoo hooot!" He flew off.
I looked at Link. "Yeah whatever. We would of figured it out sooner or later."
I took out a bomb and placed it in front of the middle boulder. It exploded, clearing the path. The first thing I saw was two ...lumps? Yes two people were laying on the ground. One was snoring and the other was staring off into space. How could he have not heard or seen the explosion?
I glanced at Link, he looked back at me and shrugged. He drew his sword in case. I didn't bother. I had a feeling that these people were allies.
I took a step closer and got a good look at the sleeping one's face...It was Modesty!
"Modesty!" I screamed happily...and loudly. The dude stood up quickly.
Modesty lifted her head, gazing around confused. "JEAN! If you woke me up again...I will drown you!" She said, half asleep.
He didn't answer but had drawn his weapon. A gun? Wow! He must be the one from the future! He did look...weird. But cool at the same time. He had blue wavy hair. A black coat, pants, and boots. I could see more weapons on him. He looked to be in his late teens, maybe around 19 or 20.
Modesty pushed herself up off the ground. She looked just like Madison. Straight brown hair to the middle of her back. Chocolate brown eyes. She had a blue and black dress on that was dirty and worn out. There was a black belt tied around her waist, holding different assorted weapons, including a sword. Teh weird part is, the last time I saw her she wasa young teen now she looked to be about the same age as the other dude.
"JOSIE!" She yelled happily and ran toward me and hugged me. I hugged back with a laugh. She stepped back. "I heard you were here, I just didn't expect to see you so soon!" She eyed me. "Oh..my...God...your a midget!
"I prefer the reference of hobbit. And look at you! You can drive at home now!"
"Meh I think its only for here." She said sadly.
I grinned and opened my mouth to say something elsewhen the dude...Jean...said, "These are the people the princess was talking about?"
Link nodded. "Yes...we are. Your Jean I suppose?"
He nodded, putting up the gun. Modesty smiled brightly and looked around. "Ummm do you know where Madison is?"
I gave one of my top 5 evil smirks. "Oh yes..."
Modesty looked nervous. "I don't like that look...is she alright?"
"If she has enough brains to follow us...then yes."
Modesty's mouth open. "You left her ALONE? But she's dumb! She...she..."
"-is right here."
We turned and saw Madison flying angrily around us. Modesty gazed open-mouthed. "Madison! Your uhh...umm...different..."
"I"M A FREAKING FAIRY OKAY?"
Modesty gaped. "Well atleast you can fly now."
"To bad she's afraid of heights." I snorted. Modesty covered her mouth, hiding her snickers.
"Well as long as your okay...I don't care." She grinned.
Jean looked toward the sky. "The sun will soon set. We must leave Modesty."
Link looked at them both. "Where have you been?"
"We actually started out at the area around Lord Jabu-Jabu searching for his illness. We heard there was some kind of rock medicine in Dodongo's Cavern and found it and just gave it to the fish lord. He healed slighty but not totally. Then we heard the princess Ruto disappeared and we are now searching for her."
I blinked then asked Modesty quietly. "You played the game before...why didn't you tell him that she is in Lord Jabu-Jabu-s belly?"
She looked at him. "Because thats Link and your job and I really don't want to go inside there." She giggled then took a step by the river, not noticing a octorok appear.
"Modesty you idiot!" Jean cursed and took out a gun shooting it before it could hurt Modesty.
"Oops...forgot about that."
I grinned at them. "I see your being taken care of"
"Yeah we saved each other's skins a couple of times."
Jean rolled his eyes and cocked his gun, putting it back on safety. "Come on Modesty."
Madison flew over and landed on Modesty's shoulder. "I'm going with them." She said.
I blinked, shocked. "Oh...umm...why?"
"Because she's my sister and she's nicer!"
I chuckled. "But," She contined. "be careful okay?"
I wrapped a arm around Link's shoulders. "Don't worry! I got Link here."
He looked a little scared but smiled though.
"Bye."
"See ya!"
"Be careful."
"Don't get yourselves killed!"
"I'LL MISS YOU!"
We went our seperate ways. Now it was only me, Link, and Navi. "And then there was three." Navi commented.
I nodded and walked over...then I saw this dude eating beans and staring at us.
"Umm hi."
He swallowed and grinned. "Hi, wanna buy some beans?"
"Maybe later."
I jumped to the other side, Link following. We ran and swam through all the jumps and streams until we got to the waterfall. I noticed the sun was about to set.
"The owl said to play Zelda's Lullaby right?"
"Yeah." I answered, taking out my Ocarina as Link did the same. Nodding to him, we both played the same tune for like the thousandth time since I've been here. After we finished the waterfall lessened its flow, making it possible to jump through it. Link did it first and I followed.
"This is going to be fun." I mumbled as we entered the darkness. Then the place lit up and I gaped. This place was purty! I mean beautiful. We were like standing at a giant...bowl. Yeah a bowl filled with crystal-clear water that I could even see my own reflection in, looking down. A waterfall fell into the lake from above us.
Grinning, I looked around and saw the first zora...then gaped. "Oh my God they're naked!"
Yup it was true. They were proudly showing off their muscle that probably aided them in swimming around. Each one that I saw were alot taller than me. I looked like a hobbit compared to these creatures...hmmm...hobbits. They had flippers attached to certain parts of their body. "Well..." I said with a giggles. "I think I like their way of living already."
Link stared at me then snorted. "You going to jump in or just go around?"
"Go around for now." I answered and walked down the path and then upwards as it moved uphill. We both slipped and fell along the stairs a couple of times, but finally made it up there.
We entered the next room and I saw the fattest fish I had ever seen. He had a small red cape around his shoulders and had a weird looking crown on his head.
Link stepped onto the stair thingy. "Uh...hi umm your royal highness."
I rolled my eyes, Link looked back at me and shugged. The King didn't appear to have noticed him but mumbled loud enough for them to hear. "Oh my dear sweet princess Ruto. Where has she gone? I'm so worried." He contined muttering like that. Link walked down and looked at me.
"Well he isn't very helpful. But it seems like his daughter is lost. We need to find her...maybe she can help us."
I nodded and pointed down a path that led down to the waterfall. "First we need to enhance our breathing abilities."
"Huh?"
"Just follow me."
I walked down the watery path untilI saw the zora standing there, looking around. He saw us and blinked slowly. "I don't think I've seen you two-"
Navi appeared from Link's bag.
"Three around here before."
"We're on a mission and I heard you can help us breath better under water." I said, Link walked beside me.
The zora grinned. "I can...but...only if you complete my challenge"
"What kind of challenge?' Link questioned, looking slightly nervous.
"A simple one. I'm going to throw twenty rupees onto the bottome of the lake. If you can get all of them within the time limit you'll get the reward. Do you want to proceed?"
"Start the timer." I smirked. He nodded his head and threw out some blue rupees.
"START!"
I dived first, the wind beating down on my face. I blew a bubble of discomfort when I hit the water and it went up my nose. Link landed gracefully beside me and swam back up. Nodding to him, we both dived into the water, grabbing each one we see.
Link dived for the last one and came back up, holding it. I looked back up toward the waterfall. "Good job!" I heard his voice echoe. "Come back up here for your prize."
I dived again and swam to the ladder and climbed up it. A few zoras paused and stared at us. We went all the way back up to the zora. He handed us both a water shield. "What a graceful dive! You two would be good zoras. But here this water shield will help you breath better and longer in water."
"Thanks." I said before diving back into the water. Link stared after me with a confused look. I wave for him to follow, after I resurfaced. He jumped.
"Why'd you do that?" He asked.
"We've got to go to Lake Hylia for a pit stop." I looked around. "Do zoras use the bathroom in the water?" I asked.
Link looked amused. "Unless their urine is clear then I don't think so."
I laughed. Well what do you know. He was becoming just like me! "Come on,you stubborn idiot." I said before diving into the water, using my new breathing skills as I swam into a large hole I saw near the bottom as fast as I could.
I appeared in Lake Hylia and noticed it was nighttime. I swam up for air and Link appeared next to me, panting. "What are we doing here again?"
"There's supposed to be a bottle at the bottom somewhere." I stated, looking in the water. we both swam around the water. A zora emerging a few feet away to stare at us.
Navi then yelled and swam underwater, turning green next to a bottle. Link dived for it and grabbed it, swimming up next to me.
"Its a bottle! You can store things in it for...wait there's a letter inside." Navi explained.
"Should we read it?" Link asked me. I shook my head and pointed at it. "Its says its for the King Zora"
Indeed it did, on the side it said 'To King Zora'
"Well we better should take it to him." Link said, diving back down under water and going back into the hole. I looked around the lake with a frown then sighed. "Man I can't wait until this one is over then I will be of drinking age and be able to drive! Damn...there are no cars around here."
Sighing to myself, I dived underneath the water and followed Link. When I emerged on the other side, I saw LInk waiting for me patiently. Rolling my eyes and I swam toward the land and pulled myself up.
Link climbed up next to me and for the second time we climbed up the ledge. Only this time, Link actually slipped and fell all the way to the bottom. I laughed my ass of when I saw him laying at the bottom on his bum, looking dazed.
I carefully went down and helped him up. "Oh God Link! You should of seen your face!" I laughed. Link glared at me, then smiled slightly. "It may have been funny to you. But it hurt!" I laughed again. Navi was flying around in circles around his head and I could tell she was laughing to.
"Okay Link. Sorry for laughing." I apologized with a small smile. He only shook his a small smile on his own face. "Come on."
We continued up the hill more slowly than usual. Finally we reached the top and saw the King Zora for a second time. He was still the same, just sitting there and muttering to himself.
Link stepped up onto the stares and cleared his throat. "Umm...your highness? I got a letter for you." He pulled it out of the bottle and walked up to the wall and put it in his hanging weird looking hand.
The King blinked and looked at it. "Ho, this letter! It's from Princess Zelda! Hmm...let's see." He unfolded it looked through it. "She's inside Lord Jabu-Jabu? That's not possible!"
"Believe it fish-dude. You seriously need to go on Weight Watchers." I said, eyeing him up and down. He didn't seem to of heard me. "Our guardian god, Lord Jabu-Jabu, would never eat my dear Princess Ruto!"
"Look fish-dude, your probably not feeding him enough fish a day, savvy?"
"We feed him enough to satisfy a giant. Even those other two people. Jean and Modesty were their names attempted to help him! But since that stranger, Ganondorf, came here, Lord Jabu-Jabu has been a little green around the gills..."
"Yeah,Ganondorf seems to have that effect on things..." I commented. Link nudged me hard.
The king nodded, mostly to himself. "The evidence seems clear. Of course, you'll go find Ruto. You can pass through here to the altar of Lord Jabu-Jabu. I'll keep the letter. Please find my dear Princess Ruto immediately...zora!"
Link gave a small bow, and the King began to move...slowly. We stood there waiting, and he wasn't making much success. I began coughing in my hand to hold back laughs.
"Josie, don't you dare laugh." Link said, silently snickering himself.
"I'm not...can I see that bottle for a second?" "Sure, why?" He asked, handing it to me.
"Just stay right here." I told him, as I ran to the waterfall and dived again into the fresh water. Resurfacing I swam to the portion of the lake that was shallow and saw a school of fish swimming around.
"Sorry fellows, one of ya'll has to go." I whispered and swiped my bottle at them, capturing a unlucky blue one in it.
I went all the way back up to Link, where the King hadn't even movied 1/4 of the way across. "Where'd you go?"
"I went to go get Jabu's supper." I answered and sat on the stairs, waiting for the King to finish. Link sat down next to me. An hour passed and I soon fell asleep.
"I'm done!" Was the first thing I heard. I jerked awake and felt a warm body next to mine and saw I was leaning on Link's chest laying down. He was still asleep. I screamed and fell into the water. Link jumped awake and looked around.
"What was that?" He looked down at me. "Josie? Whats wrong?"
Good...he didn't know. "Just a nightmare of Freddy Krueger." I answered, standing up. The king cleared his throat. "I said I'm done. You may pass."
We both glanced at him and saw that he was panting and sweating from his long journey of 2 feet.
"Good. Just one more step onto adulthood." I grinned and climbed up the other ledge, leading to lord Jabu-Jabu. Link not to far behind with a confused look on his face.