Gonna keep it short and simple…this is the 2nd

Me: Hey, we got someone else joining us!!!

Xialin: Please tell me it's a guy. There are too many girls here.

Girls: (Give him the death glare)

Xialin: Sorry!!

Me: Yeah…he is and Naomi I think you know him.

(Riken, Naomi's older bro, comes into the room)

Naomi: What are you doing here?!

Riken: Just wanted to bother you, booger!!

Everyone: Booger??

Naomi: It's the nickname he gave me when we were younger.

Me: Oh yeah, my sister calls me an ignoramus!! I mean, I'm not stupid!!

Itachi: You act like it.

Me: One more word about that and you'll be 20,000 leagues UNDER the sea, literally!!!

Riken: Can I say something?

Me: Sure.

Riken: You're pretty damn hot.

Me: Thanks, now don't try anything.

Devilia: Can I tell you something? About me and my sister's past?

Me: by all means.

Devilia: Thank you. When we were younger, our parents were killed by Orochimaru. Angelis has been very quiet since then; she would barely say a thing!!

Angelis: (Shaking Kiba) No, no don't leave!!! Please, we need you!!!!!

Devilia: See, she has dreams like that all the time!!

Kiri&Takuya: Awwwww, that's soooo sad.

Me: Yeah, it is. Don't you guys think??

Everyone: (Nods quietly)

Devilia: I want to kill him soooo much. Where is he??

Sasuke: Trying to make it through hell in one piece.

Devilia: So…someone killed him?

Naomi: Yep, we watched.

Nicole: Hey Sasuke, can we go for a walk??

Sasuke: Sure, why not?

(Nicole and Sasuke walk out)

Naru-kun: Damn, how are we supposed to listen in now??

Me: Don't worry. They're heading to the woods.

Kakashi: How do you know?

Koyuki: We helped her set up the microphones and cameras in all the trees.

Gaara: Where did you get all that material??

Me: I know a guy; let's just leave it at that.

Rebecca: Hey, there they are!!

Me: Come on guys; get closer so we can here.

Temari: Where's the popcorn when you need it??

Hina: Ssh, I'm trying to hear!!

Nicole: Sasuke…

Sasuke: What? Why did you drag me out here??

Nicole: Well, it's just that…

Sasuke: Just that…what?

Nicole: (Blushing) well…I'm…uh…

Itachi: Come on…out with it!!

Xialin: Maybe if you shut up, she'll say it!

Deidara: Seriously, shut the hell up!!!

Everyone: (Starts arguing)

Me: Everyone shut your motha fucking mouths!! She's about to say it!!

Nicole: Sasuke…I'm pregnant.

Me: (Spits soda everywhere) She's WHAT?!

Sasuke: What?!

Everyone: (Gasp)

Nicole: Yeah, I'm pregnant.

Takuya: But…Ashley, can she have the child??

Me: Well, someone sent in a review asking to say that and technically she can have the child.

Itachi: But how's Sasuke going to handle it?

Sasuke: (Faints)

Kakashi: Like that, I guess. Wonder what they're kid would look like.

Naru-kun: Probably like Sasuke, or dangerously close.

Kiri: Oh, I wonder what they would name the child!!!

Takuya: Whatever they name it, it's gonna be a good name!!

Me: Hey Itachi, that means you're going to be an uncle.

Itachi: I'm too young to be an uncle. (Gets a horrified look on his face)

Me: Hey, my mom became an aunt when she was nine!! That didn't stop her.

Itachi: Yeah, but this is me!! I don't want to be called uncle and only be 23!!!

Koyuki: He'll get over it eventually.

Takuya: Hope so, that look on his face is kinda hard to look at after a while.

Riken: (Whispering in my ear)

Me: Ewwwww, you perv!!!

Naomi: (Punches Riken) what did you say to her??

Riken: I just told her that I'd be the luckiest man on earth if she carried my child.

Naomi: You are such a pervert!! (Walks off)

Riken: Women…

Xialin: Hey Ashley, are we done for today??

Me: Yea, that's it!! Ja Ne!!

Thanks for all the reviews you send!!! Like I said, this is the 2nd to last chapter!! Send reviews for the last chapter that blow all the others outta the water!!! And I'm trying to decide whether I should do an Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader or Jeopardy fanfic for my next Naru-kun story. Tell me which one is better. Ja Ne!!!!