Adelina : Mwahahahaha! Love? Love...since I am a child of the Revolution and I only believe in truth, beauty, freedom and above all things love...I don't know...it depends on how I think Link should act to her in the future...But I'll definetly keep that in mind. Thanks!
Shiru23454 : Ah good...but I'm still going to die because I had hallucinations! Wah! Oh well. Its a cool website. Its good to know I'm not alone in this world. Thanks!
OMDL! A...a...REALLY early chapter? (faints) This is weird...the world is indeed coming to an end! As some of you may or may not noticed Madison and Modesty's story had been taking down for...(giggles) for...(snickers)...bad language...AhAHAHAHAHA! Its not funny! I mean I don't even think they said the F word in there! And there are G-rated stories that have that word AND sexual content in it! Whats up with that? Oh well...they'll find a way. This rating of this story has been changed to T(Pg-13 ) just in case.
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It was actually morning when we walked outside. "Wow," I said to Link, "It took that dude HOURS to move? Damn."
"Suppose so. I fell asleep to."
Then I saw the biggest fish I have ever seen, floating near us. It was staring at us with large eyes. But he was a god, or so the zoras said. So I expected him to be large, even before I played this part of the game at home.
"Whoa..." Link gaped beside me. He walked up the stairs and in front of the lord. He blinked slowly at Link and seemed to sigh. I walked over to Link.
"Princess Ruto is in there..." I said.
Link nodded. "How...umm...do we get inside?"
"Well...I got his breakfast ready for him." I grinned and took out the bottled fish.Lord Jabu-Jabu seemed to perk up at the sight of food.
"Hungry fellow?" I cooed gently and opened the bottle and pouring the flapping fish on the ground. Lord Jabu-Jabu sniffed and opened his mouth, sucking in like a propellor. "Wheee!" I squealed as I was sucked into the mouth. Link yelled in horror as he to was pulled in with me.
Everything darkened for a few seconds, I stood up and fell back down again on the slippery surface. "Ah hell...Link! Link are you okay?"
I stood up and tried to see through the darkness. "Josie! Josie are you alright?" At first I thought it was Link but the voice was to high-pitched. "Navi? Is that you?"
"Yes! Link's over here. I think he hit his head on something."
"Ah crap." I mumbled.
"Why don't you just light up the place with your fire abilities?"
Now why hadn't I thought of that before? Oh! Because maybe I was a little freaked out about being inside a fish? Yeah that might explain some things. I sighed to myself, and held out my hand, conjuring a small fire without any difficulty. Hmm...that was weird.
Just at that small light, the whole place seem to lit up. I wrinkled my nose in disgust at the place. Well it was exactly what I had pictured the inside of a body to look like. Dark pink walls and wet sticky saliva or whatever it is dripping from the top onto small pools on the floor. I bit my lip and tried to look for Navi's glow but couldn't see it. Then a sudden sharp pain hit my in my leg. I fell again, my face landing in a pool of goo.
"Ah shit." I groaned, wiping it from my face. Amazingly the fire was still there, acutally floating in mid-air. I blinked and sighed.
"Josie! Are you alright?"
"Just fine...but I don't think we're alone in here." I answered. I moved my leg underneath the light to see if it was really injured. It wasn't, just a large bruise forming. A small trickle of blood, nothing to worry over. But it might be sore for the next few days.
I stood up again...wrong choice. Something seemed to pop beside me and a acid went all over me, making me fall again.
I began using my colorful vocabulary as I tried to wipe the liquid away. Finally I stood up again and waved the fire around looking for the monsters. I saw a octorok and groaned. Not these things again. I got out my slingshot and shot both of them and threw a deku nut to defeat the new enemies, the shaboms(bubbles).
I then saw Navi's glow and walked over to her. Link was laying on the ground, unconscious. I shook him. "Link? Link? Wakey wakey."
His hand twitched but other than that, no movement. Navi then pointed at something behind me. "There! That can revive him!" I looked and saw a heart laying in the liquid. I walked over to it and picked it and walked back over to Link, setting it in his mouth.
There was silence. Then he groaned and rolled over. His eyelids were fluttering.
"Morning sunshine..." I laughed. He looked around, then at me.
"Josie...how long was I out?"
"Only a couple of minutes." I answered, helping him stand up. He staggered slightly, but went back to normal. "Are you alright?' He asked me.
"Just a couple of bruises and burns...nothing to worry about." I said, Link nodded.
"So uhh...where are we again?"
"You must of hit your head really hard. We are in Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly." I answered, getting out my slingshot and shooting a weird looking thing above us. The red thingy seemed to...uhh...open.
"And I found the ticket to getting out of this section." I informed him. Link nodded. We both walked toward the red door and it seemed to...eww..open. When we entered the next room it was lit up. I stopped the fire and looked around. I saw a flying jellyfish with electric shocks going through it.
Link drew his sword. I stopped him. "No...if we are to touch him in anyway, it'll shock us."
"Then how do we kill it?"
"I sure do hope you have alot of deku nuts on you." I said, answering his question. Link took out one and threw it at the approaching enemy. It fell to the ground.
"Hurry! Use your sword!"
"But you said-"
"Now you can! Hurry!"
Link ran up to it and slashed at it, until it dissolved into blue bubbles. He then saw a moving platform. "Do we get on that?"
"Not until near the end." I asnwered, walking past some random boxes, into the next room. I then saw her, the one we were looking for. Princess Ruto.
"Umm...excuse me..."
She turned with a gasp. She looked like a smaller version of a zora, except she had almost human eyes and a weirder looking head and earrings. Link appeared beside me and gawked at her.
Ruto looked at us both with a angry look.
"You? Who are you, two? I am Ruto, Princess of the Zoras."
"Good, then your coming with us. Your father told us to get you." I said,
"What! Are you saying my father asked you to come here to save me'
"...pretty much, yeah"
"I'd never ask anyone to do such a thing!"
Link looked a little confused. "But you sent a letter in a bottle..."
Ruto was begining to look confused also. "'Letter in a bottle'? I have no idea what you're talking about!"
"Look Princess, your father is worried about you!" Link said. I think he was actually starting to become angry! Oh, this I HAD to see.
"My father is worried about me?" A flicker of emotion went over her eyes, but it passed, "I don't care! Anyway, I can't go home right now. And you two...get out of here! Understand?"
I coughed into my hand, "CoughPREPCough!CoughBITCHCough" Link glared at me, then at her.
Suddenly, as she was walking off she disappeared into a weird looking hole, screaming.
I cheered."Ding dong, the bitch is dead! Which old bitch? The fishy bitch! Ding dong, the fishy bitch is dead!"
Link gasped, ignoring my song and ran over to the hole. "She better not be dead!" And jumped in after her, Navi following
I stopped singing and stared at the hole. "No! Link! I don't you to be dead!"
I thought I heard Jaws music playing and turned around, seeing a electric jellyfish flying my way. I screamed.
"Wait for me!" And jumped in after him, landing right on top of him.
"Ow!"
Ruto began laughing from in front of us. "You two are funny." She said with a grin. I rolled off him. "Sorry..."
She stopped laughing when I walked up to her.
"But why are you two still hanging around here? I told you to go away!"
Trying to put up a polite tone, I said. "Princess, we are concerned for your safety."
"I'm Ok. I've been going inside Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly since I was little, but..." She looked around the nasty walls. "Lord Jabu-Jabu is very strange today...There are electrified jellyfish and strange holes around...on top of that, my precious stone was...but...that's not of your business!"
"I think it is..." Link said, walking beside me.
"Just go home now! Understand?" She turned away. Link looked at me. I waved my finger around my head, indicating that she was crazy. Link shook his head.
"Princess...we're worried about you..." He said to her back.
She turned with a softer expression. "You're that worried about me"
"Yeah, sure, whatever." I answered with a blank expression.
She seemed to be in deep thought, then turned to Link. "Then I will give you the honor of carrying me!"
"Who?" I asked, worried that she was going to make ME carry her.
She pointed at Link. "Oh thank God, I thought for a second you were going to make me carry you"
She glared and turned back to Link. "However...I won't leave until I find the thing I'm looking for. You'd better believe me!"
"Don't worry, we believe you. I'll watch your back, Link." I said, drawing my sword.
Ruto eyed the sword and sat down, crossing her arms and legs. Link picked her up without any difficulty. I was the leader now! Yay!
I walked through the door behind us and followed the path, killing all the enemies. I tried to make a safe passage for the two behind me and opened the next door.
Link looked around the danger-infested room with a sigh. "Great."
"Don't worry, Link, I'll get them." I drew my sword and deku nuts and killed every enemy in the room. When that was done, I beckoned for Link to come down.
"Okay throw her up onto that ledge."
"What?" Link.
"WHAT?" Ruto.
"Just do as I say."
Link walked to the wall and threw her up into the ledge. She gave a squeal of annoyance. I hit the switch and swam to the other side with Link and climbed up and grabbed Ruto again. I shot another weird-looking thing and went into the next room. We both jumped into the elevator thingy and headed up onto the first floor. We went into the room where we first met Princess Ruto. But headed through the other room instead.
Link pointed at a weird looking thing blocking the path. "What are those?'
I tried to remember. "Umm...uhh...Tailpasarans."
"How do we kill it?"
"Meh, we can just ignore them...if we go fast..."
Link and Ruto looked nervous. "Okay, which direction."
I thought back to the game. "Umm...hold on...far right. Ruto, your going to have to help us on this one." I told her. "Why?" She asked, snobbishly.
"You'll see...damn prep." I muttered. Seeing the switch, I looked at Link. "Okay set Ruto on the switch."
He did so, and the door opened. "Come on, Link. Your helping me on this one."
He grinned and drew his sword. We went in and saw five stingers on the ground. I drew my own sword and killed each one I saw. Link killed the rest until it was empty and a large treasure chest. Link opened it, revealing two cool-looking boomerangs. He handed me the red one. I threw it across the room and caught it as it came back to me.
"I wish we had these kind of stuff at my home. But we don't."
"Maybe because its dangerous?" Link suggested.
"That might explain it."
We exited the room and saw Ruto standing there with a angry expression. "How rude of you to leave me here alone! Rude and dishonorable...you better be glad I'm letting you carry me again." She said, sitting down again. Link rolled his eyes and picked her up.
"Now where to?"
"Now to the far-left." I said, walking back across the intersection, ignoring the enemies that hissed at me, threatingly. Link walked around them, nervously. He once again set Ruto down on the blue switch and the door opened.
I entered and walked forward. "Josie! Above you!" I looked up and burst out laughing, backing up to Link. I fell to the sticky floor, laughing my ass off. We had come to the part where the red thingy was in the ceiling.
"What's so funny?" Link asked, eyeing the parasite tentacle.
I tried to get a breath, but then I saw it move around, angrily. Then I laughed again. I couldn't help it! Oh I wished Madison was here to see this.
"Josie...what is so funny?'
"Oh...my...God!" I laughed. "I wonder if its hard or squishy..." I burst out laughing again, rolling over, clutching my stomach. "Oh...I think I broke a rib."
Link looked beyond confused. (this is why I changed it to rated T)
"Do you know what it looks like?" I asked, still laughing.
Link looked at me, then at the thingy. He shook his head. I wiped away tears of merth. "I'll tell you tomorrow, Link."
"Why tomorrow?"
"Because...everything will change, and I think...and hope...you will understand the ways of life then." I grinned in realization. "But for now...we shall destroy the wriggling...the wriggling..." I couldnt say it. "Oh Link...just use your boomerang and kill it!"
I fell over laughing again, occasionaly catching snippets of Link battling the evil, wriggling...ahahahaha! When he was done, Link turned and stared at me.
"I wish I understood you, Josie."
I giggled."Me to, Link, me to.."
We exited the room, me still giving a few snickers. Ruto was, of course, standing up and ranted on about us leaving her alone. But she shut up and let Link carry her.
We turned and went through the cleared path and saw the evil electric thing was gone. Whoop-de-doo. Link set Ruto down, in case there was something bad on the other side. We entered the next room and saw that there was only a handful of small monsters. Killed them. Got a compass. Yay again.
We went through another cleared path. I saw another wriggling...you know and had to let Link kill it, because I ws to busy giggling and fighting off the small monsters surrounding it.
After that was done and Link got Princess Ruto, he turned to me. "Okay they are all gone from here. Which way do we go?"
"There was one in the room where we met the Princess. I think its gone now." I answered. We walked all the way back to that room and jumped into the open hole. Ruto screamed like a baby. I rolled my eyes and grinned as I landed carefully on my feet.
"Hey the other one is gone!" Ruto exclaimed.
"Good observation." I snorted and all of us went through the door.
Then we saw, the beautiful Spiritual Stone of Water. The one the Princess Zelda told us to get. Link and I looked at each other. Ruto was having a fit.
"That's it! That's what I've been looking for! Throw me up there! Onto the platform!"
Link had no other option but to indeed throw her up here. She laughed happily and picked it up, holding it close.
Navi exlaimed to all of us. "Princess Ruto got the Spiritual Stone!"
"I think we all realize that." I said, sighing.
"But why Princess Ruto?' Navi asked.
Ruto didn't seem to have heard her. She panted and grinned. "Oh my goodness! I finally found...my Mother's stone. I got very upset when Lord Jabu-Jabu swallowed it...while I was feeding him, he suddenly swallowed me!"
"Know how that feels."
"I was so surprised I dropped it inside...but, but now that I've found it, I don't need to be in here anymore! So, take me home, right now!"
"What a bitchy ass fish." I mumbled to Link. He gave me a soft smile and walked toward the platform, when it suddenly was risen up. Ruto screamed.
"What is this! An Octupus!"
The platform lowered again and the ugliest octupus/snail thingy appeared glaring at us.
"Link?"
"Yeah, Jos?"
"Nice nickname."
"Thanks. Now what is it?"
"RUN!"
Even though it sorta looked like a snail in a way, it moved very fast. Link and I were running away from it as fast as we could.
"How do we kill it?" He yelled to me.
"We gotta catch up to its ass! Its butt! Thats its weak spot!"
"His ass?'
"Yeah! We need our boomerang to stun him then run up his ass as hee ass as..."
"JOSIE!"
"Oh yeah as fast as we can and slash the green part! Ewww..."
It turned around, and we suddenly had to run the other way. Thankfully we were close to it and we both got out our boomerangs and began throwing it at him. Link finally stunned it and we both ran up to his ass and began slashing. 'Good,' I thought, 'now that there is two of us, it will be easier to kill.'
We did that for about two more time, before it finally gave up and died. I grinned again and began singing as the spiked platfomr lowered enough so we were able to climb on.
"Ding Dong the snail is dead! Which old snail? The octi-snail! Ding Dong the wicked octi-snail is dead!"
Link gave a small laugh and dragged me onto the platform with him. I cheered happily as we were risen up. We appeared in a empty room. Link saw some small bottle vases and broke them. A fairy appeared and since we both already had enough energy, Link captured it in a bottle.
"Now...are we near the monster?" Link asked, he looked a little nervous.
"Oh yes...very close." I said with a nervous grin myself.
We looked at each other, then headed down the pathway and through the door. At first I though they were just some weird looking kind of steps, but as Link stepped closer they suddenly sprung to life and began moving around. I jumped back with a small exclaim. I forgot about those things.
"What are they?" Link asked, eyeing them.
"Oh...nothing...just moving appendages." I answered, getting out my boomerang.
"Do we kill them?"
"Of course!...Not...they are a part of Jabu's body. I think he needs them. But as dangerous as they are, we can't touch them, and we need to jump on them to get to the other room. So we need to stun them for a short period of time." I explained, getting out my boomerang and throwing it at the moving thingy. I turned a purplish color and went still. I jumped onto it and stunned the second one in front of me.
"Hurry Link! They won't last long!"
Link jumped onto it and onto the second one with me, then onto plain land. In the next room I saw the elevator.
"Now we get on it?" Damn, couldn't think of a good sarcastic remark so I just sighed and answered. "Yeah."
We stepped onto it and then it stopped at the first floor. But the door was locked. Fortunately, there was a switch on the bottom.
"Umm...how do we get that to push down? Ruto isn't with us anymore."
I turned to him. "Do you see anything weird in this room?"
"Besides the killer jellyfish, salivia dripping from the walls, and a locked door?"
"Yeah."
"Hmmm..." He gazed around the room, until his gaze landed on the boxes. "Oh..."
"I'll wait here for you, genius." I smiled.
LInk rolled his eyes and jumped to the other side adn grabbed a box, then jumped back over to me. He gave me a glare and set the box down on the switch, making the door open.
We entered the last no-big-monster room and Link gave a loud whiny moan at the sight of all the jellyfish. I ruend to Link. "Can you kill them for me, while I open the door to the monster. I don't thint think your smart enough yet to handle it."
"I would!" He defended with a frown.
"Yeah, maybe, but it would take to long. I just can't WAIT until I grow up!" I exclaimed. I was already excited about being an adult.
"Why are you always talking about growing up and adulthood?" Link asked, staring at me.
I grinned widely and literally almost...bounced. "You just have to wait! I want to tell you soooo bad, but I can't wait to see you face in reality! On the game it didn't look shocked, but not that its real...its going to be hilarious!" I gave another shout of happiness.
"So just kill everything in here, and I'll take care of the rest." I panted, calming myself down.
"Fine fine...easier for me." He mumbled and got out his weapons.
I grinned and began climbing up the spiderweb wall. Once I reached the top, I equipped my boomerand and got at just the right angle. Positioning myself perfect, I threw my hand back and forward, releasing it just at the right time.
Missed! Damn. But only a few inches.
Concentrating again, and learning from my mistake. I backed up a little and threw it again.
Success! It hit it and the door below us, unlocked. Humming merrily, I climbed down the wall to where Link was waiting patiently at the boss door.
"Is this the door to the boss?"
I nodded.
"Is he...umm...hard to kill?"
"A little more harder. Not much. We may lose a few hearts but we'll be fine." I answered, drawing my sword and boomerang again.
Link took a few deep breaths. "Okay..."
We opened the door and stepped in. It was quiet and dark at first. Link took a few steps forward, me not far behind. He stopped and I stood by him.
"Where is it?" He whispered.
I opened my mouth, but at that moment I heard the shocks of electricity. The crackling and energy. Link and I turned slowly around and saw the ugliest...thing...it wasn't like any animal or creature I had ever seen before. Large electric jellyfish were surrounding it and a green energy pulsed around it in streaks of electric currents.
"Bio-electric Anemone...Barinade." I said to Linl.
It seemed to have heard me, because a moment later a new electric shock went through the air and began moving around near us. I grabbed Link by his collar and dragged him out of its path.
"What do we do? How do we kill it?" Link asked loudly, as we ran to different parts of the room.
"First we need to kill all of the jellyfish! Then aim for the big monster!" I yelled to him!
The Barinade gave a loud sound of electricity and released the jellyfish, making them go around in circles around them. I couldn't help but think of that song 'Ring around the Rosie' for a second. But that thought quickly exited my mind once I dodged a electric shock. They stopped spinning, and both me and Link began throwing our boomerangs desperately at them. Once it hit one, we would run over to it and slash at it until disappeared.
Then the spinning would start again. We did that over and over again, until all the electric jellyfish were dead. Then we were left to face the monster.
On top of its head like thing. What looked like speakers, detected me and shot a lighting bolt at me. I didn't dodge it in time and froze in position, twitching as painful electric currents went through my body. Finally it ended, and I was left panting.
"Josie!" Link called from the other side. "Are you alright?"
"Just dandy!" I snarled back. "Thats it! No more games!"
Link rolled to avoid a electric shock. "I wasn't aware we were playing one!"
I didn't answer and threw my boomerang at the barinade, stunning him. Both me and Link ran forward and stabbed at it as much as we could.
Then jumped back as it sprung back to life. We contined like that for two more times, before it finally gave a really loud buzzing electric sound and...dissolved.
I grinned, panting. The turned to Link. "Did you get hit?"
"Only a few times by those jellyfish." He answered. I nodded then walked with Link to the heart that appeared. It broke into two parts and gave us more energy.
A light appeared, but the only difference this time, was that Ruto was inside it, glaring at us. There was a red tinge to her cheeks.
"You...you two are late!"
I looked at Link. "And this is the praise I get..." I shook my head. "No respect..."
"What took you so long?"
"We in case you hadn't princess...there was a giant monster waiting for us and it tried to kill us in our attempt to rescue you..." Link said. I stared at him in shock. Even Navi appeared shocked. Link was hardly ever like this.
Rutp didn't seem to have heard him. "You two are useless!" She calmed down and appeared sad. "I was just lonely, that's all..." She looked defensive. "Just a little!"
I snorted. "Little my ass...preps just can't tell the damn truth."
The light took us and we disappeared from inside of Lord Jabu Jabu.