Me: Hey guys. This is the last chapter of the story.
Everyone: Yatta!!!! (Hooray!!!!)
Me: Kutebare!!!(Fuck you!!!) I thought you'd miss me!!
Itachi: Do you see us crying??
Me: Grr…oh well. I was going to give all of you 10 pounds of pocky but now…
Everyone: We'll miss you Ashley!!!
Me: I thought so. Hey, what's wrong with Nicole??
Takuya: (Whispering in my ear)
Me: She went into labor?! Can you deliver babies??
Takuya: No, but I can try. Why??
Me: Close enough!! Takuya, take Nicole into the bathroom, but take everything out so that you'll have space. Sasuke, get some hot water and towels; they're in the back closet between my sister and parent's room. Once you get those items, go into the bathroom with the other two and close the door behind you.
Takuya: (Nods and takes Nicole to the bathroom)
Me: Good luck! (Notice Sasuke shaking like crazy) What's wrong with you?! Nicole's about to have your child, don't you want to help??
Sasuke: Jigoku iie!!!(Hell no!!!) I never wanted this!!!
Me: Aramma (Oh my god), Naru-kun knock some sense into him!!
Naru-kun: (Hits Sasuke. Perhaps a little too hard…)
Me: I said knock some sense into him, not knock him out you aho (Idiot)!!!!
Naru-kun: Sorry, I just did what you said!!!
Me: For the love of…if you need me, I'll be doing the jobs Sasuke were meant to do before someone knocked him out!!! (Gets supplies and goes into bathroom)
Kakashi: Where do think she learned all that?
Rose: I told her. She said it would come up eventually and that she needed to know what to do when it came.
Kabuto: You're so smart!! (Kisses her)
Gaara: Enough with the romance!!
Kiri: Yeah this romance is what got in this predicament in the first place!!!
Naomi: People, stay calm. I mean, Nicole is having a baby, we should be happy for her.
Devilia: She's right, I think. Angelis, are you happy for Nicole and Sasuke?
Angelis: Yes, I think they're very lucky.
Kiba: Anything she says, I go with.
Sakura: Hey, Sasuke's coming to!!
Sasuke: Naruto, why did you hit me so hard?!
Naruto: Do blame me for your nervous breakdown!!
Koyuki: He may not be able to blame you for that, but he can blame you for his concussion!!!
Naruto: Not helping.
Xialin: This whole thing is boring. When will the child be delivered??
Riken: Soon, I hope. The sooner it's born, the sooner I can screw Ashley.
Naomi: (Hits him upside the head) Why are you such a hentai (Pervert)?!
Kiri: Itachi, you know that you have to hug Sasuke, right??
Sasuke: WHAT?! I'm not letting that baita (Bitch) hug me!!
Kakashi: Oh, come on. You look like you need it.
Rebecca: I'll hug you, Itachi!!
Itachi: I'd rather kiss Deidara than receive a hug from you. (Embraces Sasuke in a hug)
Koyuki: Hey Sasuke, don't you think you should get in there??
Sasuke: Hell…
Itachi: Sasuke…
Sasuke: Fine!! (Lets go of Itachi and goes into the bathroom)
1 hour later…
Hinata: I wonder how it's going.
Kiba: Yeah, they have been in there a while.
Shino: Don't worry. Any minute now, someone will come out of the bathroom.
Me: (Comes outta bathroom drying of hands)
Naruto: Damn, how did you know…never mind.
Me: She had the baby.
Everyone: And??????
Me: AND, Sasuke admitted that he's really glad that the baby's healthy. Plus, it's a girl!!! I always wanted to say that.
What's her name, then??
Everyone: (Looks at doorway to see Komachi, Miya, and Isano behind me)
Kakashi: Miya!!!! I knew you'd return!!
Komachi&Isano: Glad to see you missed us!!!!
Naruto: I missed you, Komachi.
Komachi: Awwwww, you did?? (Kisses Naruto on the cheek)
Naru-kun: (Blushes) ya know, I really missed you!!
Komachi: (Kisses Naruto on the lips)
Hinata: Don't' touch him!!!!
Komachi: Why?
Hinata: Because I love him!!!
Everyone: (Gasp)
Komachi: Okay, you can have him. I liked Itachi anyway.
Rebecca: Too bad he doesn't like you back!!
Itachi: Rebecca, can you shut up for even a minute?? Komachi, I love you too. (Kisses Komachi passionately)
Rebecca: (Runs off crying again)
Me: Can we get back to the baby?!
Isano: So…what does she look like and what's her name??
Me: She looks a lot like Sasuke and her name is Mikayo.
Naruto: Told you that the baby would look a lot like Sasuke!!!! Pay up!!!
Kakashi: (Hands Naru-kun 20 bucks)
Kiri: You bet on how the baby would look?? How wrong is that?
Takuya: (Comes out of the bathroom, wiping off hands) Very, you should be ashamed.
Kakashi&Naru-kun: (Lower their heads in shame)
Me: (Sigh) Riken, come here.
Riken: Yes, my angel?
Me: Don't' call me that. No matter how much of an ecchi (Pervert) you are, I have to kiss you.
Riken: (Puckers lips a little) Ready when you are.
Me: (Sighs again and kisses him back)
Riken: (Places hand on my ass)
Me: (Knees him in his you know where) you're such a fucking pervert!!!!
Naomi: Way to go!!! He got what he deserved!!!!
Me: Thank you, now since the story is over, we have to do one last thing together.
Everyone (Except for Itachi, Sasuke, Nicole, Deidara, Gaara, Kakashi, and Kabuto): (Start to sing 'We are Family')
Me: What are you morons doing?! I don't do musical numbers, you should know that!!! Instead, we're going to party like a rockstar!!! (Turns room into a dance club and plays 'Party like a Rockstar')
Everyone: Yatta!!!!! (Parties like there's no tomorrow!)
Me: Well, this is the end.
Komachi: We're glad you read the story.
Isano: The whole way through, anyway.
Miya: Thanks for the wonderful reviews.
Takuya: Time to take our leave and party like the rest of them.
(Confetti falls down from the heavens. Okay, from the little openings in the roof, I had to make it sound magnificent!!)
Me and my four Oc Girls: (Laughing) Ja Ne!!!! (Runs off to party)
Everyone: (Starting a Soul Train line)
That's it!!! Truth or Dare, My Way ends here. Thanks for reading. TheDarkHyuuga and Stephinie the Water Alchemist, thanks for being there for me!!!! And thank you Lover of Animes, Keybladeboy, and everyone else!!!! Ja Ne, until next time!!!!