Chapter Six
A/N: There is a time skip! We decided it would be boring (and with nothing but random funny stories) to write about the building of our house. Sooo basically they're done with the house and we will start off in Koenma's office. Please review!!!! Or... umm... WE SHALL SACRIFICE THE COOKIE!!!! holds cookie over the toaster that is missing the three green wires and a loose screw
Kiri-chan: DO NOT KILL MY COOKIE!!!!
Aidianna: ... you mean again
"Congratulations on finally finishing their house. And it took you how many months?" Koenma asks.
"Shut up." Yusuke mumbles. "Their house is bigger than this damn castle!"
"So why are we here again?" Aimee asks, leaning against the wall in a bored fashion.
"Because I said so." Koenma snaps. "In return for building your house, and to make it easier for you to train them... they will also be living with you."
"What?!" Sakura shouted, pushing off the wall. "One, we've already proven that we can't train them without killing them." At this she points at Yusuke and Kuwabara. "And two, I most certainly never agreed to this!"
"Of course, I knew you wouldn't, which is why I didn't mention it when we made the agreement, however as I'm your boss you will do as I say, and..." He trailed off nervously as Sakura and Aimee sent him death glares.
"You forget, just because you're our boss, doesn't mean we can't kill you." Sakura reminds him.
He sweat drops and breaks eye contact. After a moment he looks back up with determination. "They will be living with you, one, because it's easier, two, because I don't trust you two-" Sakura and Aimee grin at each other at this, "-and three, because this way I won't have to worry about them getting back to their own houses once you've thoroughly beaten them to a bloody mess on the ground." Koenma says. "Although you're forbidden from permanently maiming them, and from killing them."
"Tch. Fine. But they follow our rules and our training schedule."
Aimee begins laughing at that. "I'll give those two five minutes. Those two I'll give... umm... three days."
"Don't underestimate us!" Yusuke shouts.
"Hmm... sounds familiar..." Aimee mumbles, pretending to think.
"Isn't that what you said before we beat you to a pulp last time?" Sakura smirks. Yusuke sputters incoherently. Kurama put a hand on Yusuke's arm to try and calm him down and Koenma told everyone to get out of his office because he had work to do.
"Alright, c'mon." Aimee said, opening a swirling blue portal. She stepped through without a backward glance and the others followed suit.
"Alright, since we have to keep certain people... separate, you two follow me, and you two follow her." Sakura said, pointing to Hiei and Kurama. They silently followed her in through the front door, and turned to the left, following a curvy wooden staircase. They appeared on the second floor, where in directly in front of the steps was a large bedroom with an oak door, and to the left was a living room and library area. Next to the bedroom was another, the same size.
"Okay, Kurama, you take the bedroom on the left, Hiei you get the bedroom on the right." (There is a link on my homepage profile thingie to the "map" of the house )
Meanwhile Aimee had shown Yusuke and Kuwabara their rooms. They, however, were uninterested in them, and set off to browse around.
After a moment Aimee sighed and entered the Gaming room, which was the source of their new argument.
"No way Urameshi, I saw this game first!" Howled the orange haired boy, tugging the game controller from his comrades hands.
"Dammit Kuwabara! Rei-jun!" The other boy replied, pointing his index finger at the offending orange haired boy.
The detectives Rei-jun was misaimed due to seeing a seething Aimee standing in the doorway before him. Therefore, the attack ricocheted off the opposite wall, rebounding into the large (and might I add, expensive) flat screen television.
Aimee's outraged scream echoed through the second floor as she dove at the offending black haired boy.
Sakura almost instantly appeared, soon followed by the other two detectives.
"If you break one more item in this house I will chop off your testicles, put them through a blender, and force-feed them to you in a tube through your windpipe, whilst you are chained to the wall upside down, do you understand me?!"
Yusuke paled considerably and became motionless under the small girls death glare. He nodded once, eyes wide, and she hopped off of him, seething in rage.
She padded over to the smoking ashes of what was once her television set. She mumbled a spell and the television appeared instantly fixed and in place.
"Why the hell did you yell at me if you could just fix it?" Yusuke shouted indignantly, picking his body up from the floor.
"Because it takes magic to fix it and I do not want to use up all my mana going around fixing things you broke because of your stupidity! I want to be able to save it for when there comes a demon that you imbeciles can't defeat!" The midget snapped.
"What are you talking about?! I'm the heir of one of the most feared demon lords of the Makai, there is nothing I can't beat!"
"Hmm, really? As I remember it we beat you twice you half-breed." Aimee snapped, her patience with the boy thinning.
Yusuke lunged, hands outstretched. He stopped a foot from her as Sakura's form blurred for a moment. Yusuke dropped to the ground with a heavy thud, chains now encircling his frame.
"Welcome to phase one of training." Sakura said, grinning broadly. Yusuke looked at her questioningly and incredulously. "Extra weights."
Before anyone could respond there was a loud crash downstairs and a shout of "Fakku".
The two girls glanced at one another before instantly appearing downstairs, quickly followed by Hiei and Kurama.
There stood a tall blond man with anime swirls in his eyes, holding his head.
"Another failed landing..." He mumbled.
Before long Hiei had his katana unsheathed and at the neck of said intruder.
His eyes cleared and widened as he realised he had a weapon at his neck.
"Ahh! Aimee, Sakura! The chibi is going to kill me!! Save me from the scary man!" Airisu shouted, jumping behind Sakura and Aimee. "Though he is cute... still! I'm too young and beautiful to die!" Airisu1 burst into anime tears.
"Airisu, what are you doing here?" Sakura asks, prying the clinging blond boy from her body.
"Well, your new boss called me, and since I worked for you before I'm going to keep working for you now. He said he was too lazy to hire someone new! Yah! This will be just like the good old days!"
"Old!? Who are you calling old?!" Aimee whacks Airisu upside the head.
"Ahh! I didn't mean it that way!" Airisu says, ducking. "I meant from when before the guys..." He trailed off, eyes widening.
Aimee and Sakura stood stock still, a complicated expression across their features.
"Ahh... umm..."
"Airisu if you don't start watching what you say we will tie you up and force you to watch straight porn!" Aimee bellows.
Airisu made a sick face. "That's disgusting!" He looked over then at the other guys. "Hmm.. YAY! I found another cute guy!" he screamed as he glomped Kurama. He buried his face in the red hair and snuggled up agianst the other boy.
Kurama developed a twitch as he looked down at the now attached blonde.
"Airisu!" Sakura yelled as she looked at the guys. "Get off of Kurama!"
"Why!" he whined pitifully. He looked over to Hiei. "Bob! Why do you girls always find the cute guys! I can't choose between the fire demon and the fox!" He adopted a thinking expression with his hand under his chin.
'Fox! Kurama?' Sakura looked at the crimson haired beauty again. She felt a twinge in the back of her head. 'Dang. Airisu's right. I haven't felt another one in so long though, I forgot what it felt like.'
'Fox? Is Kurama a fox?' Aimee looked over at Sakura. 'I thought she would never find another one after what happened.'
"Okay! I got it! I'll just take both of them!" Smiling happily, he grabbed onto Hiei's wrist and dragged the two older men up the stairs.
"Airisu, do you know where you are going?" Aimee asked the blonde.
"Nope." He replied cheerfully. "But I figure there is at least one bedroom up here." He winked at the girls.
"No!" they both cried out at the same time suddenly.
Airisu looked up from where they had teleported right in front of him.
"Hands off!" Aimee yelled at him.
"You will not rape them in this house! We know how you work." Sakura said right behind her.
"Oh, you think that neither of them had ever had a fling?" He leveled his gaze at them. "If not the fire demon, the fox for sure has had his share of lovers. You Sakura should know this at least."
Sakura's cheeks turned slightly pink. "We still will not let you do that."
Aimee nodded in agreement.
"Fine." Airisu said. He spun on his heel and gazed at the two men he had been dragging. "If you change your mind, just let me know." He grinned cheekily before planting a kiss on both of them.
"AIRISU!!" the girls yelled out.
He grinned and laughed as he attempted to jump away. He turned the laugh into a slight scream as he fell down the gaping hole of doom. (a/n: if you don't know what that is, I have a map on my profile, go look at it.)
"Served him right." Aimee mumbled as she looked over at Hiei. Both he and Kurama had slightly dazed but angry looks on their faces.
"I guess we can go ahead with the tour since we are where we left off." Sakura said.
"Why did you get the better group?" Aimee whined. She sighed then. "I better go get the idiot and keep going then. Also, if I am not mistaken, Yusuke is poking Airisu with a stick." She headed down the stairs to continue with her group.
"Will he be okay?" Kurama asked as Aimee left.
"Who, Airisu? Yeah, Yasuo used to hit him harder than that after the blonde idiot went after him. He'll be awake again in a few hours."
"Oh." Kurama said as he looked down at the sprawed out body.
"Don't worry, we have a training room you can use to practice your moves out on him with. It's over there." She gestured up and towards the other end of the house. "We also have a greenhouse on the 4th floor. I'll show you when we get there." She smiled before continuing on. Calmly ignoring the crashes and yelling from downstairs.
"You know, you could have just told me to stop." Yusuke said as he nursed his bruised head.
Aimee glared at him. "Just shut up and follow me. I have two more floors to get you idiots through."
Yusuke gulped and looked over at the barely conscious Kuwabara. He then hurried to follow the short girl's retreating back.
"This is the bathroom the others will be sharing." Sakura said as she led the guys through the bathroom to the other side.
"Why do we care onna."
Sakura ignored him, shoving the redhead and the small demon through the door, past the closed off bathroom section, and out another door, onto a patio area.
"This is the patio." Sakura said, closing the door behind the two demons. "And down there-" WHACK "-we have a pool." SPLASH.
Kurama gazed over the edge of the house/patio at the small fire demon, chuckling slightly at his short friend. Sakura hurriedly pushed Kurama back into the doorway and fled into the sanctuary of the solid walls without windows an angry fire demon could jump through.
Aimee sighed as she passed Sakura, who sent her a weak smile. She smiled back, forced, before yanking open the bathroom door Sakura and Kurama had just come through. She led her posse through the bathroom and pulled open the door.
She stopped dead in her tracks upon seeing a certain pissed off - very sexy - demon dripping on the patio.
Her gaze traveled down and she began drooling, sending a mental image to Sakura, who stopped dead center in the middle of the steps to the third floor.
"Umm... Sakura?" Kurama asked, stepping in front of her. Sakura's eyes widened fractionally as a little light bulb went off in her brain.
She sent Aimee a picture of Kurama telepathically and immediately heard the indefinate squeal that only her small friend could cause.
Aimee was hopping up and down screaming hysterically in what appeared to be absolute adoration.
"Aimee?!" Yusuke shouts. "What the hell? Did you forget your medication or something?" Both he and Kuwabara looked positively scared shitless.
As Sakura mirrored Aimee's reaction something clicked inside of Kurama's head.
He knew exactly what they were squealing about... and worse than that... Yoko was actually contemplating it.
Aimee continued jumping up and down, clapping and grinning madly. Hiei's eyes narrowed as he got an idea of what the squeals were about.
Hiei stalked past, growling in his throat, and entered his room, slamming the door shut and locking himself for the rest of the night.
Aimee took a bit longer to snap out of her hentai-mindframe.
"God that was beautiful..."
Yusuke and Kuwabara exchange a look before following the girl down another hall.
Aidianna: GOMENASAI!! bows we're very sorry it took so long to get out, me and Kiri-chan had random tums scenes flying through our head as we tried to write this... Please forgive us!
Kiri-chan: offers cookies as an apology
1 - Airisu –
Mist Wings: Oh come on, you all must remember the peppy blond guy that gave them the information that they were to go see Koenma, ne?
Readers Nod
Airisu: Wow! I'm so happy you remembered! Anime tears Especially since even the authoresses had to look up my name from chapter one!
ChibiMizuRyuu and Mist Wings quietly try to make a break for the exit
Airisu: T-T They hate me...
CMR: Aww, c'mon Airisu, it's not that we forgot you... we just forgot your name. ;; Don't be sad.
Mist Wings: umm... I don't think you're helping matters... looks at Airisu
Airisu: ... TT Why me...?
CMR: Cheer up Airisu... we'll help you find a boyfriend if you do
Airisu: -.- ... do you really think I can be bought that easily??
MW: We'll find a really cute one... that likes cookies...
Members of the Yu Yu gang go wide eyed (0.0)
Airisu: ... Okay...