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Hmmm another early update, aren't we all happy? (crickets chirp) Meh, whatever. LOTS OF REVIEWS MAKE JOSIE AND LINK HAPPY! (Link whimpers) Hush Link! The reason for all these updates is because, me mum isn't home and that means NO CHORES! YEEEEEEEEES! I stayed on the computer until 1:00 in the morning! School...is...offiicially...out...(silence) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG! NO MORE SCHOOL! For two months! The parties was awesome! Dancing and laughing! Sleepovers and parties! Candy and coke! Vacations and beaches! Alchohol and se- (clears throat) Nothing. Heehee. MORE UPDATES TO! Anybody watch American Idol? Sorry all Carrie fans, I go full way for my BOBO! I was so disappointed when he lost by a stupid 4 percent. Maybe the reason I went for Bo was because I live in Alabama. (snorts) If I lived in the state Carrie did, I would of voted for her. But...Bo lost and I'm sad. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
We reached Kakariko village alot sooner than we would have on foot. Which made Link alot happier then he was. "Finally!" He exclaimed with a grin, "A better way of traveling! And it'll be easier to complete our journey!" He looked at me with a smile.
I shrugged, "Don't look at me. I'm just got I got my little vooty-lootle-foosie booboo. " I cooed at Silver in Baby talk.
Link's grin faltered, "Why are you always so happy?" I paused and looked at him. You know...I never thought of that before...I thought about it for a minute before answering, "I have my bad days I must admit. One week of them a month." I blushed, giggling, "But uhh...besides I always remember ONE thing..."
Link stared at me, "And whats that?"
"Some days your the pigeon, some days your the statue."
Link blinked, "Wha-? Oh...Oh! I get it." He snickered. Isnorted, "Yeah"
Then I turned to Epona and Silver. "Now I know this is going to be the first time you two are going to be away from Malon, me and Link, and Ingo and you need some uh...QUALITY time together. Don't worry, you two lovebirds are going to have plenty of time of doing whatever you want together."
Leaning forward, so Link wouldn't hear me I whispered to them, "I really want to see some baby Epona and Silver running around this field, savvy?" I waggled my eyebrows.
Link gazed at me with a eyebrow raised, I straigtened and looked at Link, "Well Link we must be off!"
Grabbing his hand, I dragged him up the stairs.
Epona and Silver looked at each other. Silver gave a small snort and approached Epona.
(definetly not going any farther from there)
I began giggling hysterically once we reached the village. Link shook his head, "I really don't want to know what you said to them."
I grinned, "No...you don't."
Link smiled and gazed around the village he hadn't been in for seven long years. "Nothing has changed much...more houses and people...but looks the same."
I nodded, a goofy smile still on my face, "Yeah, this is where most people went when the Market was destroyed." Link nodded in understanding and walked forward. The sound of children laughing and adults talking was heard. Link stopped and looked at me. "It's hot." he stated, wiping sweat from his brow.
"Well duh! Even though I don't feel heat normally like you do, even I know the reason of it! Look at the mountain!"
Link's gaze flew toward the flamed mountain. "Oh...damn, I hope the gorons are alright."
I laughed, nervously. "They will be...soon..."
Link turned his gaze to me, "Soon? What do you mean...soon?"
"Well, we got to rescue them after the Earth Temple."
Link snapped back into reality, "Well what are we waiting for! Where do we go first?" He asked me.
I thought back to the game, "Umm first we should visit Talon in one of these houses and tell him that his ranch is back to normal and return home. Then...we go to the graveyard."
"For what?"
"The item we need to get into the Earth Temple." I answered, already walking toward the house I knew Talon was in. Link followed, I opened the door and walked in.
The house felt warm and homely. I saw two women talking gossiply together while one was cooking and in the corner and I heard snores. Looking I saw Talon sleeping. No surprise there.
The women stopped talking when they saw us. "Well hello there! its been a while since we had any visitors." She eyed the sword, "You're...you're not enemies are you?" She asked, backing up.
I shook my head, "Nah, only travelers."
The other woman gave a loud laugh, but Talon didn't even stir. She noticed my gaze at him and grinned, "Don't worry about him. He could sleep through anything."
Link nodded, "We are just here to wake him up and inform him that his ranch is back to normal."
"Lon Lon Ranch? Ingo left?"
Link nodded.
The woman gave a sigh of relief, "Thats good news. I was afraid that horrible man would hurt that poor girl and her horses. Enough chit-chat. I'm sure you two are starving!"
Link very reluctantly agreed to stay and eat, but after a loud growl from his handsome sto- I mean just stomach he agreed to stay for a while. It wasn't exactly a feast but it was refreshing. After eating and sharing and listening to stories, Link finally went to take Talon.
He calmly walked over to the bed which he was lying in and shook him gently. "Umm...Talon? Talon, wake up..."
The man only mumbled and rolled over. I rolled my eyes, "Thats not how your supposed to do it!" I exclaimed and stalked over to the bed and screamed into the poor man's ear, "SOMEONE'S STEALING THE HORSES!"
Talon jumped up, "I'll get 'em, Malon!" He exclaimed, jumping around.(sorry not going to go through with the cucco thing).
He paused and looked around, "Hey...where's the thief?"
"You just missed him." I grinned. Talon blinked and looked around, "I'm confused."
Link leaned against the wall casually, 'Who isn't, when their around Josie?" He smirked.
I gave him a playful glare, "Not funny. Talon! Good news, your ranch is back in order. You can return home now. Malon is doing great and Ingo no longer has power over her or the horses."
Talon brightened, "Really? Great! Now I can return home! Don't worry Malon! Daddy's coming!" He ran out the door.
Link straightened and looked at me, "Now can we go get the thing we need to get into the Earth Temple?"
I nodded and turned to the women, who had watched the entire scene. "Thank you so much for the food and rest. I think I got some rupees in my pocket if-"
The woman stopped, "Oh no! No need to pay. I have reason to believe, that you two are helping us in some way. So it was a honor to have you here!"
I stared. That definetly didn't happen in the game, "What makes you say that?"
The other woman smiled kindly, "The way you look for one thing! Your sword. I cna obviously tell you two are fighting in the war."
Link swallowed, "Umm...thanks I guess."
"You're welcome and good luck!"
We left with full stomachs and happy, "Well, I guess we are going to the graveyard?" Link said.
I nodded and walked beside Link to the stairs and around the corner to the entrance of the graveyard. A few people glanced at us as we went by. Maybe because of the weapons on us? I didn't know and personally didn't care.
Link walked first through the archway and I followed. As we entered the graveyard, Link shot a hand out to stop me. I obliged, confused.
"Whats the matter, Link?"
"Thought I heard something." He said. I snorted, "Stop worrying, Link! Nothing is going to get-HEY!"
A poe appeared in front of me, waving its lantern around in a threatening way. Link gave a cry and ran forward, sword drawn and went to slash it in half, when he felt to the cold ground. I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing, throwing my head back and covering my mouth. Link stood up, glaring at me while spitting out grass and dirt.
"Thats not funny, Josie! I was only trying to protect you"
I shook my head, still laughing. "Don't Link! I can take care of myself."
Before I could say anything else, Link came at me with his sword drawn to kill. My smile disappeared and before I could even defend myselfor say anything, Link turned and killed the poe behind me.
Apparently I was to dumb to think about what the poe could of done to my while I was laughing. I blushed and looked at Link.
He was panting slightly, but he flashed me a 'so-you-really-do-know-how-to-take-care-of-yourself' grin. "You were saying?"
I gave him a playful punch on the shoulder, "Shut it, blondie."
He smirked, "So...where do we go?"
I gave him a small smile and walked around the graves, inspecting each one.
"Josie? What are you doing"
"Looking." I answered. Ah! There it was! A grave stone with flowers around it. Sighing in relief, I beckoned for Link to come over. He did. "Okay...whats so special about this one?"
"Watch." I said and walked around so I was at the back of it. I pulled it back and a dark hole was revealed.
Link gaped, "No! No, no, no! I am not going down the creepy hole in the grave! There is no way you are going to make me-AHHHHHHHH!"
I pushed him down with a grin, rubbing my hands together I jumped after him.
When I landed, I saw Link looking around in what seemed like a cave. When I appeared he gave me a glare, "That was not funny"
I gave a cheeky grin, "Was to."
He opened his mouth to argue when a 'wooshing' sound and we turned to see Dampe the gravekeeper watching us. He looked different from the last time I saw him. He was floating for one thing. A halo was above his head and wings peeked out from behind his back. But I guess the only thing that mattered was that he looked pretty damn happy.
"Hi!" He said cheerfully, "Care to join me in a race? Well not really a race, just a matter of keeping up, but hey want to?"
"Sure!" I exclaimed. Link opened his mouth to protest and say we didn't have time for silly games but to late!
"Great! Ready? Go!"
He wooshed off. I gave a quick grin to Link, before running after him.
Link stood there, staring after me opened mouth. Then he grumbled about 'dumb red-head never should of listened to her' then ran after us.
Dampe seemed to try and drop bits of fire down to slow me down, but since I was fire proof I ran right through them. I could distantly hear Link panting behind me and cursing me.
I got a little lost somewhere but finally got back on course. FINALLY, I reached the ending room where Dampe had just arrived and stopped.
I panted with a grin, "What was the time?"
"One minute and a second."
"WHAT? Oh come on! Just one second! You gotta give me credit for that!" Dampe grinned.
"Don't worry! You'll get your present."
Link appeared with a glare, "Why didn't you wait up for me?"
"Because I heard you cussing at me and you were to slow".
Link sighed, "Fair enough."
Dampe did a flip in the air, "You two were very quick to be able to keep up with me!" He giggled in a weird way, "As a reward, I'm going to give you my treasure-"
"Is it candy?" I asked eagerly.
"No...it's called the Hookshot!"
"Damn."
He explained what it was and how it worked for Link. I already knew so I didn't care or pay attention.
"I live here now, so come back again sometime. I'll give you something cool!"
"Candy?"
"No! One more thing! Be careful on your way back!" He giggled weird again and disappeared.
"BRING CANDY NEXT TIME!" I yelled to him, as a chest appeared next to me.
Link walked over and opened it, and TWO hookshot were there. Someone up there, must love me. I snatched the red one and grinned, "Excellent." I said in a Montgomery Burns(the Simpsons) way.
Link rolled his eyes and scowled at me, "What did he mean. 'Be careful on your way back'?" He asked.
I jumped off the ledge with Link. The room was immediately pulled into darkness. But Navi gave a squeal and flew to block, turning green.
"Dampe thinks we are a bunch of idiots and even though we are, I know the easy way out." I stated with a wicked grin and walked to where Navi is.
"Remember the song we played in the Temple of Time seven years ago to open the door of time?"
"Yes." Link answered, slowly.
"Well thats the password to a easy way out! Get your Ocarina out."
He did and I got mine out, after remembering the notes we played it softly together and a green light absorbed the blue block and it disappeared. A flight of stairs was revealed. I gave Link a grin and climbed up them. Music begin to play and I recognized it as the Song of Storms. Walking forward I saw the spinning water mill thingy and jumped on a board.
"WHEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Josie! What are you doing?"
"Having fun! You should try it some time! Come on, Link!" I called to him with a grin.
Link closed his eyes and sighed then jumped on a passing one, stumblng to keep his balance. "SHIT!" He called, nearly falling.
I snickered at him and saw a heart, I jumped over to it and grabbed it. It split, giving me new energy along with Link.
I jumped down, "Okay, Link...you can come down."
He, as carefully as he could, jumped down. He staggered and leaned on me.
"I am never doing that again." He groaned. Eww, he looked green.
"Ugh! You're going to be sick! Go outside"
He moaned and covered his mouth and ran outside, I could hear him gagging somewere and scrunched my face up in disgust.
I turned and saw a man playing some kind of weird instrument and walked up to him, "Ummm...hi."
He glared at me, "Don't talk to me, I'm pissed"
I blinked at the language, "Umm cool...right. Look I-"
"Grrrrr!" The man growled.
Okay I was freaked out, "Riiiight."
"I'll never forget what happend on that day, seven years ago!"
"Me either." I replied.
"Grrrr!"
"Hey no need to get angry and pissy at me!"
He ignored me and rambled on, "It's all those two kids fault with the Ocarina's! ESPECIALLY THAT DAMN RED-HEADED ONE!"
I grinned. I feel so loved! He knows and remembers me! "Next time they come around here, I'm gonna mess them up!"
I took out my Ocarina to piss him off.
"WHAT? You've got an ocarina! What the hell! That reminds me of that time, seven years ago! Back then a mean kid and some crazy wacko girl came here and played a strange song. It messed up this windmill! I'll never forget this song!"
He played his weird instrument but I didn't listen, I already knew how the tune went. Placing my lips on the Ocarina, I felt slightly awkward and lonely because Link wasn't here to play with me but I quickly shoved that feeling aside. As soon as I finished I heard the sound of rain beating down on the windmill and smirked. Link would be drenched!
The windmill guy wailed, "Oh, no! A storm again! You played the Ocarina again, didn't you! Why you little-"
He lunged toward me, but I hit him on the head and knocked him out. He fell on the spinning wheel and spun around, unconscious.
"Ooops." I winced and ran out.
Immediately rain fell on me, soaking me wet. My wet red hair was plastered to my face. I grinned. Oh boy! I love rain!
"JOSIE! What did you do!" I heard a angry familiar voice yelling at me. I turned and saw Link glaring at me from underneath a roof. He to was sopping wet and angry.
"I know you did this!" He said again when I skipped over to him.
"Your a smart one, aren't you?" I grinned.
"Josie..."
I danced in the rain, singing, "It's raining! It's pouring! The windmill guy is cursing! He lunged toward me, but I hit him on the head! And now I'm going to get sued in the morning!" I sang happily.
Link stared at me, "So let me get this straight, The windmill guy taught you a song that makes it rain..."
"Yes."
"He got angry for some reason..."
"Yeah."
"He tried to get you..."
"Mmmmmhmmmm."
"And you knocked him out."
"Yup! Thats pretty much it. Wow, Link! Your smarter already!" I smiled.
Link shook his head, "Come on. We need to hurry to Kokiri village. Rain or not."
He sprinted across the small town, me skipping happily behind him. Then a strong force hit me in the back of my head and everything went dark. The last thing I heard was, "Madison, you idiot! I didn't want you to knock her out!"
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I am taking a leaf out of Modesty's and Madison's book and writing future scenes to make reviewers happy! Since all of you have been so nice to me.
FUTURE SCENES AND CONVERSATIONS!
Four Swords
I glared at all four Links, who were staring at me innocently. "This is just my day! I get knocked out and wake up here to four idiotic Links and a dark Link who is trying to molest me! How come I haven't killed myself yet?"
The purple one smiled, "Because you love us"
Red nodded, "And we protect you"
Blue smiled, "Cause we're cute"
Green smirked, "And you'll be lost without us!"
I glared at them again, "You four are pushing it."
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Majora's Mask
I snickered at Link who had his new Zora's mask, "Oh gods, Link! Your nakey!" I burst into giggles again.
He turned to me with his new black eyes and eyed me up and down, "With your mask on, you are to."
"Wha-?" I looked down and screamed. "AHHH! This is worst than being a fat goron!"
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Wind Waker
"No! I want to be a seagull!" I whined to Link, who was holding the weird ass pear. "Joanne"
"Don't call me that. It's Josie"
"Fine, its just hard adjusting to call you that after 10 years of calling you Joanne"
"That name sucks ass. Now let me see the pear." I reached for it, but he snatched it away.
"No"
"I'll tell Jean that you stole his knife." I smirked as a panicked look came over his features.
"You wouldn't..." He whispered in horror.
"I would"
"Fine!" He gave me the pear and I squealed.