Alucardlordofvampires : Yeah, I can hardly wait to start on them to. Though the Wind Waker is going to be slightly difficult. Thanks!
lil-dragon-blue : (smiles innocently) I know, aren't I just evil? But here is the next chapter, so you don't have to kill me! I am going to continue all the way through them. From Oot to the 2005 one coming out in November.(which I can hardly wait to come out and have already pre-registered) So here's the next chapter! (hides from sword) Thanks!
Kaenryu : Josie is in possesion of all the weapons Link has. No, the candle(which Rauru lit) is something that gives her the same power Link recieves when he gets the medallions. She has a new sword(which she will realize in the nextchapter if I can remember to add it) that is to fit her size. I have no idea how I made that song up, it just came to me. There is only one thing I am addicted to...reese's cups cookies. (smirks) Thanks!
ranma hibiki : Josie is probably in denial about her feelings. Poor Link. Since I am so kind to my reviewers (Link snorts) I will tell you Josie's weakness.(SHE HAS ONE?) Yes. Her weakness is cold weather(or ice) She LOATHES it. So now you can defend yourself. I might make her piss off some more people. ALOT of people. So don't worry. Thanks!
Adelina : Well sorry, but all of ya'll are going to have to wait a while. Link is slightly pissed off at Josie(though he doesn't want to show it), because he believes he could of made a difference. But he will realize that this is how things are supposed to be. Thanks!
variabler : Ooh! Then I'm going to go to your profile and look into it! And leave a review! Yay! Thanks!
Shiru23454 : (Link hides) Ooh bummer. You're still in school? I'm finally free. For a while, so...(sings horribly) I am going to soak up the sun! I'm going to tell everyone to lighten up! (Link screams and covers ears) Hope school gets better for ya! Thanks!
kitana5055 : The previews at the bottom are going to be sequels to this one. Oot, then MM, then, FS, then WW. And when it comes out Zelda 2005. Thanks!
variabler : Yup! I read it and left a tearful review. Call me Anne,(my nickname). Kenny is the idiot that lives inside my head. Thanks!
Dark Elven Warrior : Insanity rocks. Thanks!
OOT Champion : (sighs at memories) My fave is pushing that dude off the roof of the building. I got to remember to do that next time. Though that chicken one sounds good. Thanks!
variabler : Actually no one seems to have said anything about it yet. You are the first. Weird. Heehee, the way Talon ran was funny. Lol, Thanls!
A Fading Shadow : Cool name. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I was sad when I went went from 13 to 14. Because 13 is my lucky number...seriously! So here is a chapter as my birthday present! Thanks!
Ryu the Youkai : Link's feminine side? (giggles) You know what? Thats PERFECT! The green one can be like the Link we all know and love. Red can be the one who always has a temper and fighting alot. Blue can be the smart know-it-all. And Purple can be...the compassionate one! (snickers) Good idea! I'll definetly use that! Thanks!
lucyrocks73 : Whoa...your still alive? I'm surprised you haven't said anything sooner. I'll get it up as soon as I can. (shifts uncomfortably) Right. Thanks.
Lil Bre : Yes, I did get hit by the hurricane! Thank goodness, the power didn't go out. Which part of Alabama do you live in? Thanks!
Masterful Foxboy A. Keysoonaer : Cuccos! Beware the cuccos. They are evil. I'm definetly going to try and make up more songs for Josie to sing. Thanks!
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(hides from tomatoes) Sorry about the cliffhanger. Had to. It was in my contract. But I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is I found a bug and named it Moe! The bad news is...its a girl. Oh wait thats not it...oh here it is! The good news is Madison, Jean, and Modesty will be in this chapter! The bad news is Zelda 2005 is not going to come out for another 140 days. WAH! I have also heard news about it.
PLEASE EVERYONE READ! DO NOT OVERLOOK! I have news of the new game! It is going to be called 'The Twilight Princess' and Link...will have the ability to turn into a WOLF! So of course Josie is going to have a animal ability also. But I'm just not to sure...about what to make her...any ideas? Please feel free to give! I am trying to get this chapter up as soon as I can, because I am getting a new game soon. A very addicting game called, "World of Warcraft" and I already know I will be to busy playing that to even think about getting on the internet. Sowwy.
People are starting to wonder what happend to dear sweet Kenny? He cut off some brain cells and can no longer talk through me. YES! Though he is still here, and I can hear everything he says. (pauses to listen) Yup, he's still a pervert to.
WE LOVE ALL REVIEWERS! Whoa...people are staring...(giggles)
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I had fallen to my knees in pain, clutching my bloodied chest. The wound was deep...to deep. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a different looking Zelda with long, blonde, wet, hair staggering. Water was pouring in waterfalls around the stone all around the four of us. Looking up I saw a boy who looked just like my Link plunging a sword in someone who looked just like Ganondorf. He plunged the sword right into his forehead. Then slowly but surely turned to stone after...saying something. I couldn't hear him. I was becoming dizzier, the pool of water around me was turning a dark red. My breathing had become ragged and every breath was painful. I started coughing, the blood choking in my throat. Blood dripped from my mouth of what I had coughed up. I blinked, trying to clear my eyesight. Link turned to me and gasped.
"Josie"
"Josie! Josie! Wake up!"
I snapped my eyes open and gasped, shooting out of bed and falling to the floor. Giggles burst out from around me. Looking up, I saw Link kneeling down next to me with concern in his blue eyes.
"Josie, are you alright?" He asked.
I nodded, still slightly dazed. "Uh, yeah. Just a dream...I think. What happend?"
Link gave me a pitiful look, "It seems Madison, Modesty, and Jean are back." He moved out of the way and I gaped.
Modesty was the first I saw. She had grown up, definetly. Her long brown hair had been pulled up in a messy bun. A few strands had fallen down and framed her smirking face. She was wearing a torn black dress with both old and new weapons on her. I heard her talking to Jean. Jean looked older, but in my eyes he still looked like a serious teen. A older mature teen. His hair was still wavy and he was alot taller. It seems he had found or made new weapons, because his belt was full of them. I winced at the thought of any monster crossing his path. Madison was basically the same as she was the last time I saw her. A annoying little fairy. Of course, if she were in human form she might of looked different. But she wasn't.
I stared at them, with my mouth wide open.
Madison flew in front of my face, "Flies, Josie." She grinned.
I closed my mouth with a snap. "What...where have all of you been?"
Jean stared at me, "Basically everywhere. I think the question is...where have you two been? We never saw either of you."
I glanced at Modesty. She didn't tell them. "Umm...we were...sleeping. It's normal for Fire Masters and Heroes of Time to go into hibernation for seven years."
Modesty giggled. Link shot me a look. Madison stared at me, "Really!"
I nodded, then suddenly glared. "Hey, who knocked me out!"
Everyone pointed at Madison. I glared at the insane fairy. She gave a innocent glow, "Who, me? Why would I do such a thing?"
I rolled my eyes and stood up, "Because you're evil for one thing." I answered. "So...all of you have been here for seven damn years?"
They nodded, "Damn. It seemed like only a few days ago I saw you three." Link looked outside, "Josie, we should be heading toward Kokiri village."
Jean said to Link, "It has changed over the years. I do not think you will be happy at what you will see."
Link began to look nervous. "Then we should hurry."
I looked at the three, "I will see you soon, I reckon?"
Madison flew over to my shoulder, "Oh, your going to be seeing alot of me, because I am going with you."
Shock came over me, "Why? Wouldn't you want to be with your sister?" I asked.
Madison shrugged, "I have my reasons."
I suspected there was more to her than meets they eye, but I decided to let it slip for now. I turned back to Jean and Modesty, "So I will be seeing you soon?"
Jean smirked and nodded, "Sooner than you know."
Modesty came up to me and whispered so Madison wouldn't here, "Finally some peace and quiet without Madison!" I giggled, "Come on, Link!"
All six of us, exited the empty house in Kakariko village we were in. Modesty and Jean parted to go to Death Moutain for whatever reason. we headed toward the exit. Dusk was starting to come and I realized it would be nightfall before we reached the village. Link was probably tired and needed the rest, so he can sleep in his old home. Even though I was just waking up, I felt the familiar tug of sleepiness in the back of my mind. Madison was floating around happily and acting like the idiot she was. When we walked down the stairs, Epona and Silver were standing there, grazing. But I could sense they had...done something.
I couldn't help the giggle that escaped my mouth. They looked up when we appeared. Link looked at me, "What's so funny?"
"Nothing."
Madison went behind my hood, "I ain't even going to ask what you two lovebirds have been up to since I left."
A blush settled across my face, "Shut up, Madison!" I hissed, mounting Silver.
I turned to Link, who had already gotten on Epona.
"Hey Link! Be careful with Epona!"
"Why?"
"You'll see!" I smiled and we both set off into the direction of the forest. By the time we arrives, darkness had already settled across the land. It was quiet, aside from the chirping of crickets.
I dismounted and rubbed Silver's head gently. "Good boy. Did you and Epona have fun?" I grinned.
Silver snorted and nodded. Link stared, "Had fun, doing what?"
I gave him a innocent smile, "Nothing. But I'm sure you will figure it out, later." Link sighed with a smile, "Shall we enter? I do hope my home is still there and empty, because I'm really tired."
I nodded and we entered the giant stump. The bridge looked normal, quiet but normal. But when we entered the village, Link gasped.
As soon as we stepped through, a giant baba(or whatever you call them) attacked. Link drew his master sword and slashed it in half. Madison stared, then whispered in my ear, "He's good. Is he single?"
I hissed at her, "Don't even think about it!"
Madison smirked, "I see whats going on here." She went back into my hood, snickering. I growled. Was that ...jealousy in my mind? Nah, couldn't be.
Link returned to me with a tired scowl, "Come on, Josie." Grabbing my hand, he dragged me through the quiet village, ignoring any monster unless is approached us. I could hear Madison giggling like a idiot inside my pack and rolled my eyes. Once we got to Link's house, he climbed up and I followed.
"Wait, Link...there's only one bed." I remembered.(A/n Mwahahahaha! Should I?)
Link stopped and blushed, "Oh...I...I forgot. Well, I think we can work something out."
Why the hell was there butterflies in my stomach? I wondered as I followed him into his old house, if you could call it that.
"You go to sleep on your bed, I'm sure there are some Kokiri here that are nice enough to let me sleep at their place. I got money to." I said, lifting my wallet.
"But-"
"No buts! Go to sleep."
Link layed down on his bed and not even 10 seconds passed before he fell asleep. I smiled at his sleeping form, then headed for the exit when a sudden thump to my head, made me fall down and unconscious.
Madison flew up and looked at me, where I was slumped over the table, dozing. She grinned and dropped the rock she was holding.
"I really should stop doing that." She stated, Navi gazed at her in disapproval.
"Why did you do that?"
"Because I'm not in the mood to go walking around the village for a place to stay when this place is perfect. Good night Navi."
"Night Madison."
Navi curled up on Link's head and quietly fell asleep. Madison found her a spot on a dresser and closed her eyes.
I awoke to Link gently nudging my awake. "Josie...Josie Jos! Can I really call her that?"
"I do it all the time." I heard Madison from somewhere.
I groaned and opened my eyes, sitting up with a wince. "Ow...very bad position to fall asleep in." I mumbled, rubbing my neck.
Link stared at me, "Why in the world did you fall asleep there of all places? I thought you said you were going to find somewhere else to stay."
I looked at him, "I though I was to, but..." I looked at Madison who was whistling innocently.
"SHE knocked me out!"
Link looked at Madison, "Why did you do that?"
She shrugged, "Felt like it. Come on, lets atleast get this temple or whatever done."
Link's stomach growled, "We got to get some food first. I know a place where we can get it." He walked out the door.
I winced as I stood up, cursing Madison for making me sleep in such a uncomfortable place and followed Link. When I stepped out, Link was already at the bottom of the ladder waiting for me.
I climbed down and followed Link through the empty village. He walked to where the store was and entered.
A few Kokiri were in there and they looked up when we entered. They began to whisper to each other about grown-ups in their village. Link ignored them and walked up to where the main dude was at.
"Umm hi, looked me and my friend were wondering if you had any food you can sell?"
The blonde midget stared at us then at the fairies floating above our shoulders. "Uhh...yeah...we do. Cost is 20 rupees."
He went into the back and Link began digging money out of his wallet. I was making faces at the other Kokiri. The other Kokiri midget came back with a packet of food. Link handed him a red rupee and we both left.
"Soo...where we going to eat it at?"
Link looked around then at me, "My house"
"Right."
(I'm to lazy to write the whole thing so I will just skip to the part where they are heading to the Forest Temple)
As we were walking to the entrance of the Lost Woods, ignoring any monsters cause Link didn't seem to be in the mood to kill them, Link looked at me.
"Josie..."
"Hmmm?"
"Can I ask you a questiom?"
"You just did."
Link glared, "Can I ask you another question?"
"You just did." I smirked.
"Fine...can I ask you two questions?"
"Shoot."
"Shoot what?"
I rolled my eyes, "Ask the question!"
"Oh...umm...when we...when we were in Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly...you kept on laughing something. That thing that hung from from the ceiling...why?"
"Hung!" I burst out laughing, falling onto the grass snickering. Link and the fairies stared at me in confusion.
I stood up and placed a hand on Link's shoulder, "Tell me...Link. What did it look like?"
Link thought back, "It looked like...oh...oh...I see...OH!" He blushed darkly, and looked at everywhere but me.
I laughed again, "So you've changed physically AND mentally!" I grinned, then looked to see where we were. We were already in the Lost Woods! Wow, time goes by quick when you're having fun."
"So Linky. You've been in here before, which way?"
Link glanced at the surroundings, "Umm...right." We took a right.
Link continued giving me directions when we ran into Mido.
"Hey! What are you?"
I gaped at him, "I beg your pardon?"
He glared at me, his eyes fixing on the Madison flying around my head, "Though you two wear Kokirish clothing, you can't fool me! I promised Saria I would never let anybody go through here!"
Link gasped and grabbed Mido's shoulder roughly, "Saria! What do you mean? She went into the Temple?"
Mido shifted and stared at him, "Yeah...why?"
Link's eyes widened, "You got to let me through! I can get her back"
Mido stood his ground though he wavered, "I...I can't! I promised her."
Link growled and turned away. Mido's fairy appeared and saw Madison. The male fairy grinned and floated over to her, "Hey...whats going on?"
Madison stared, "What the hell?" She muttered to herself.
Mido looked startled, "Jorgen! Get back over here!"
Jorgen the fairyglared at the Kokiri before turning back to a confused Madison, "So...where do you live at? I live a number 2 Kokiri village. But I can make it a bit privater...if you want."
Madison gaped, "I live at none of your damn buisness."
I watched this whole scene through amused eyes.
Jorgen grinned, "A fiesty one!" Before he could comment any further, Mido walked forward and grabbed Jorgen.
Link looked up and bolted through the cleared path, grabbed by pack and dragging me behind. I could hear Mido yelling at something in the distance. Whether it was at his fairy or at us, I wasn't sure.
Link dragged me along until we were at the maze...and the real trouble began.
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YEEEEEE! A scene featuring Modesty and Jean!
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Modesty was curled up, fast asleep holding her pack close to her. Jean was glaring at something...but what? The two were near Zora's river at night time and decided to sleep. Modesty went to sleep as soon as she hit the ground. But Jean...had some problems.
You see Jean was a light sleeper. Any little noise would disturb or wake him...and he had a problem.
There...not 10 feet from him was a cucco clucking and flapping its wings in a very loud way.
Was Jean going to let something as stupid and small as a cucco stop him from getting his rest? Hell no! So very carefully, he drew one of his guns from his belt and aimed carefully at the cucco.
BANG! The cucco fell motionless, blood pooling around his head in a perfect shot.
Modesty jumped awake. "What the hell?" She asked, dazed looking around.
Her gaze landed on Jean and the cucco. "Uhh...Jean?"
"What?"
"You better...watch out."
He looked at her, she pointed behind him. He turned his head swiftly and saw a flock of cucco's flying towards him. He cursed and began shooting at each one, each one falling dead at each shot. They didn't even get to reach him.
Jean gave a small smile and layed on the ground, "Night Modesty." He fell asleep.
Modesty looked from him to the pile of like 10 cuccos and shook her head.
"At least it solves the food problem." Grinning happily, she went back to sleep.
10 minutes later...the frogs decide to sing a nice loud tune. Jean's eyes snapped open, "Oh bloody hell!"