Ack! Bad news everyone. The next chapter of 'Idiot Meets Hyrule' will be terribly late. I have good reasons! Hurricane Dennis, as we speak, is slowly moving toward my home. Which means no power...for a while. And me, being the idiotic person that I am, am going to go against the warnings and stay in my little double wide trailer...surrounded by trees. Madison and Modesty are heading east, dont know why. So if I never update again...then I am dead! (Kenny cheers in mind) Either that or my computer has been destroyed.
The good news! I found a injured bird and named him Lucius! Yay! He likes worms. Now onto the lesson of today. Can everybody say 'manslaughter'?...Very good, boys and girls! How about, 'decapitation'? YAY!

A future scene to keep you young rascals busy.

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I grinned at Link and pointed to the cabina, "Here's an idea, Link. How about you go and get the map, while I stay out here and uhh...watch out for moblins?"

Link rolled his eyes and looked toward the umbrella and drink(hopefully alchohol)
"You just want to sleep, don't you?"

I bit back a chuckle, "What makes you think that?"

Link snorted and shook his head, gazing out of the sea at the large flock of seagulls. I groaned inwardly, know Link would drag us there and kill the monster underneath later. "Fine, Joan- I mean Josie. I'll be back later"
I raised a hand to my head in mock salute, "Aye, aye Captain!" Then jumped off into the pool with a sigh. Link grinned and walked up the hill.